Disclaimer: The usual.

Author's Note: Somebodaaay shoot maaay!

Chapter Two: Disco Draco

Hermione met her friends, Ron, Harry, and Ginny, at the train station. After their trunks were loaded up, the proceeded to the back of the train and into an empty compartment, as always.

"So..." Hermione began, "Did anybody...yesterday...sorta...burst into song?" she asked.

"You too!" Harry exclaimed.

"We thought it was just us!" Ginny and Ron said together.

"So was your's more of a slow, mournful song or a--" Harry began to ask Hermione, but he was cut off by her.

"It was Shakira!"

"Oh..." the other three said.

Just then, there was a knock at the door. Before anyone could open it, the person did. It was Draco Malfoy with his goons, Crabbe and Goyle.

"Just came to see if you all were singing." he stated.

Everyone glared.

"Well what sort of song did you sing, Malfoy?" Ginny asked.

"None of your business!" he said as he turned and walked down the hall.

"That was very weird." Ron said.

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Meanwhile, Draco and his cronies returned to their compartment. And then broke into song as that same green smoke that was in Hermione's room seeped beneath the door.

Draco: Hey guys, have you see that disco hippie?

Crabbe: Ohh, he's so cute!

Goyle: He's the man

Some person who opened the compartment and stuck their head in: Oh my God!

Goyle...again: He's the man

Draco: Let's dance! Common guys ...

A disco ball began to lower out of the ceiling and the walls between a couple of compartments fell, smashing people. Lights were flashing everywhere and there was a crowd gathering around Draco and his back-up singers.

Back-Up Singers(girls): Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Draco grabbed a microphone that appeared out of nowhere and began to sing.

Draco: Break out, 2000 zero zero purple pokemon

Knockin on my door!!

So free now, I'm flipin' trippin' cartwheels in the breeze now,

Like never before.

Draco, with Crabbe and Goyle in the background: My life is so wild like a child in a candy store

It's the same, so strange like a game or a toy

You really got me goin'

You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'!!

Draco: Disco hippie got his head in the sand

Disco hippie got a world in his hand

Supersonic technotronic machine

Disco hippie, you're the man!

Back-up singers: Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Draco, who is now in pink pants: Tick-tock! Where we all go crazy

when the clock locks, when plays our show!

Hip-hop! Glow sticks, and sour apple blow pops

Make me outta control!

Draco, with Crabbe and Goyle in the background: My life is so wild like a child in a candy store

It's a scene so strange like a game or a toy

You really got me goin'

You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'!

Draco: Disco hippie got his head in the sand

Disco hippie got a world in his hand

Supersonic technotronic machine

Disco hippie, you're the man

Back-Up Singers: Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Back-up singers and Crabbe and Goyle: Discoooo

(talking) Draco: You're a real disco hippie huh?

Back-up singers and Crabbe and Goyle: Discoooo

(talking) Draco: Can I dance with you?

Back-up singers and Crabbe and Goyle: Discoooo

(talking) Draco: Please?

Back-up singers and Crabbe and Goyle: Discoooo

(talking) Draco: Thank You!

Back-up singers and Crabbe and Goyle: Discoooo

(talking) Draco: Man, this is cool!

Back-up singers and Crabbe and Goyle: Discoooo (ooh sha lala ooh ooh shalalala)

Discoooo (ooh sha lala ooh ooh shalalala)

Discoooo (ooh sha lala ooh ooh shalalala)

Discoooo (ooh sha lala ooh ooh shalalala)

Back-up singers: Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Ooh sha la la, ooh ooh sha la la la

Draco: Disco hippie got his head in the sand

Disco hippie got a world in his hand

Supersonic technotronic machine

Disco hippie, you're the man

Crabbe and Goyle: Disco hippie got his head in the sand (Draco: Head in the sand)

Disco hippie got a world in his hand (Draco: World in his hand)

Supersonic technotronic machine (Draco: Machine)

Draco: Disco hippie, you're the man!!!

Once again, fire-works go off and everyone strikes a silly and pointless pose. Then everything disappears and the compartment goes back to normal.

"That was very disturbing." Draco said. "We must never speak of it again."

Then that same kid poked his head in again, "Who was that guy you were dancing with?"

"Weren't you listening to the song you git?! He was a disco hippie!!" Draco snapped and then turned the kid into a toad and threw him out the window.

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A/N: Oh my God. That song was by Play, a girl group, and if you heard the song you'd be laughing so hard right now. lol. And try running that chapter through spell checker!