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Author's Note: I got bored.

Chapter Three: Hermione G.

When the train stopped, the students got off and made their way up into the castle in carriages that were pulled by Thestrals.

The sorting ceremony went by fast and Dumbledore made his little speech. Everyone went to their common room.

"So Harry, you never told us what kind of song you sung..." Hermione asked.

"It wasn't anything special. Just some weird song with the lyrics 'It's a hard knock life' in it." he replied.

"Oh..." Hermione, Ron, and Ginny said.

They walked to their common room and entered. When they got in, it was a horrible sight. Parvati and Lavender had broke into their rendition of "Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun" when they haven't even been in the room 2 minutes. Their voices weren't that good and the four had to plug up their ears. Harry and Ron went to their dorm while Hermione and Ginny went to their's.

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In the Girl's Dorm a few minutes later:

Hermione, Ginny, Parvati, Lavender, and some other girl where having a girl's night in. Their hair was in curlers and they were running around in silk pajamas. When Hermione made up some lame excuse to go to the bathroom, Parvati began to sing...

"Look at me, I'm Hermione G.

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed.

I can't! I'm Hermione G.!!"

Parvati was now bouncing on the bed.

"Watch it! Ya, I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day..."

"I don't drink or swear

I won't rat my hair

I get ill from one cigarette.." Parvati continued. The rest of the girls made little coughs.

"Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.

Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you, Troy Donahue

I know what you wanna do

You got your crust, I'm no object of lust,

I'm just plain Hermione G."

Parvati jumped off the bed and pulled out a life size cardboard cut-out of Elvis from the closet.

"Elvis! Elvis, let me be..

Keep that pelvis far from me.

Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool

Hey, Fungoo, I'm Hermione G.!"

Just then, Hermione walked back in and caught all the girls making fun of her. She expected this from Parvati, Lavender, and that other girl; but not Ginny.

"Are you making fun of me, Par?" she asked.

"No! Of course we weren't." Ginny said as she stood up and hurried to Hermione side.

"Oh!" Hermione said more cheerfully. "Okay then!"

Then they resumed to talking about boy and stuff.

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A/N: Well this was a short chapter. I was constantly interrupted while I was trying to make it so it's short and sweet.