Disclaimer: The usual.

Author's Note: This story is like a stress relief story. As you may know, I am currently having writer's block with the other one.

Chapter Four: No Mountain's High Enough You Over Grown Bat!

Potions class was no exception. Of course no one noticed the green smoke when it filled the room because they thought it was just part of the side effects of Neville's concoction.

Before you knew it, Harry and Professor Snape were side by side sharing a microphone.

Harry: Oooo, listen baby

Ain't no mountain high

Ain't no valley low

Ain't no river wide enough baby

Snape: If you need me call me

No matter where you are

No matter how far

Just call out my name

I'll be there in a hurry

You don't have to worry

Everyone in the class: 'Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you babe

Neville jumped in front of Snape and Harry with his own microphone.

Neville: Remember the day

I set you free

I told you you could always count on me darlin'

And of course, Hermione jumped in front of Neville, now back in her 'Suerte' outfit.

Hermione: From that day on

I made a vow

I'll be there when you want me

Some way, some how

Everyone: 'Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough (Hermione: oh no mountain high enough)

Ain't no valley low enough (Harry: valley low enough)

Ain't no river wide enough (Snape: no river wide enough)

To keep me from getting to you babe

Neville: Oooh, darlin'

A bunch of unknown Gryffindors: No wind (no wind)

No rain (no rain)

Hermione: Oh winter's cold

Can't stop me baby (The Gryffindors: no, no baby)

'Cause you are my goal

Harry and Snape: If you're ever in trouble

I'll be there on the double

Neville: Just send for me, oh baby

Malfoy jumped on stage wearing his pink pants and just had to join in.

Draco: My love is alive

Way down in my heart

Although we are miles apart

Hermione: If you ever need a helping hand

I'll be there on the double

Seamus and Shelley: Just as fast as I can!!

Everyone: Ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from you

Everyone: Ain't no mountain high enough(Hermione: Ain't no mountain-)

Ain't no valley low enough(Hermione: -valley low)

Ain't no river wide enough(Hermione: Ain't no river)

To keep me from you

All: Ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

Harry: To keep me from getting to you

All: 'Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough (Snape: enough)

Ain't no valley low enough (Snape: no valley low enough)

Ain't no river wide enough (Snape: oh no river)

To keep me from getting to you babe (Snape: To keep me from getting to you)

It was a very disturbing sight indeed.

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Snape forced the class to forget everything that happened when the 'lesson' was over. But when they all left, he had his own little solo...

The dungeons suddenly lit up and Snape was dancing all around like an idiot. There were mirrors all around him so you could see his reflection for what seemed like miles....

"You can go with this,

Or you can go with that,

You can go with this,

Or you can go with that,

You can go with this,

Or you can go with that,

Or you can throw with (us)

Walk without rythm,

it won't attract the worm

Walk without rythm,

and it won't attract the worm

Walk without rythm,

and it won't attract the worm

If you walk without rythm,

ah, you never learn..."

After a few moments, Snape jumped off his desk and began to fly around the room. Just like an over-grown bat.

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A/N: I just heard a couple of songs last night on the radio and FatBoy Slim's 'Weapon of Choice' was one of them. I thought it would be funny to picture Snape dancing around in the classroom...And I wasn't quite sure of the lyrics. Some people say it's "You can blow wit' this" or "You can blow this" or "You can go with this" I'm not quite sure, but the first two didn't seem right...