Omega Weapon is attacking Midgar. Cloud's allies have all been killed in failed attempts to stop it. So Cloud turns to the only left possible allies, Hulk Hogan and Mew the Cat. (Crossovers include FF7 and WWE Wrestling)

Cloud: Oh, no..not you.

Weapon: I will destroy you Cloud Strife and present your dead body to my master, Sephiroth.

Cloud: Don't bet on it, I've got new allies to kick your butt.

Weapon: Oh really? We'll see about that.

(Hogan steps out of the shadows)

Hogan: (to weapon) You're going down brother...

Weapon: What is this?

Hogan: Those are fighting words borther... Train, Say your prayers and Eat your vitamins too!

Weapon: (Scratches his head) Huh?

Cloud: And my other ally..a cousin of Cait Sith..Mew the Cat.

(An overweight cat walks out)

Mew: Hmm..yo Cloud..when do we eat?

Cloud: Shh..We gotta fight Weapon now before he destroys Midgar.

Mew: OK

Hogan: Let's do it.

Weapon: Don't make me laugh.

Cloud: Ominslash! (Uses his swordsmanship to attack Weapon)

Weapon: (Dazed) Is that your best?

Mew: Earthquake! (Jumps up and down, causing the ground to shake)

Weapon: (Dizzy) Oh, I'm scared now.

Hogan: Hmm..Hollywood Legdrop! (Knocks weapon to the ground and Legdrops him)

Weapon: Needless to say, that was pointless.

Weapon: I'll show you power....I summon METEOR!!!!! (Meteors fall on Cload and his allies)

Cloud: Hmm..this battle will be harder than I though.

Mew: Hmm..I got an idea.

Mew: (Jumps up into Weapons arms) Muscle Breaker!

Weapon: (Cannot bear to hold a heavy Mew and falls flat on his back) Ugh..too heavy.

Mew: I pinned him down.

Cloud: Now's my chance to get him while he down..I summon the Knights of the Round!

(A popular FF7 summon, King Arthur and his Knights come out and attack weapon)

Weapon: Disoriented...wha? where?

Cloud: (to Hogan) Finish him off.

Hogan: ha ha, whatcha goona do, Weapon, when hulk Hogan comes running on you!!!!!!!

Hogan: Bigfoot! (Knocks Weapon down)

Hogan: Let's get it right this time....Hollywood Legdrop! (Legdrops Weapon)

Weapon: Noooo..the Fat Cat body press, the Knights, the Big Leg...too much...

Weapon: Gahhhh..Can't hold together anymore..you haven't seen the last of me..

Weapon: (Fades Away)

Hogan: He's gone, brother.

Cloud: We need to move on and fight Sephiroth.

Mew: But first a snack...hey and how bout some victory music!

Victory music: Da-da-da-da-da-da, DAAA-da-da

(Cloud, Hulk Hogan and Mew do the FF victory dance: Cloud waving his sword, Hogan flexes his muscles and Mew pulls out a can of MeowMix and chomps down)

END