Disclaimer: I hope you all know these aren't my songs and if you want the artist who sings them, just tell me in your review.
Author's Note: I just HAD to do this song! Just for the dance sequence in the middle!
Chapter Nine: Love is Like...Wo
After a day filled with singing and dancing teachers, the three returned to the Common Room. When they got through the entrance, they saw the room had been redecorated. There were black and white walls, triangularshaped, and the lights were dim. They saw a girl sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. She was wearing a white suit with a top hat. What was it with white suits? She began to speak.
"See, baby...
I know you done had your share of girls
I am more than confident
You won't ever have to search any streets for affection
I got you..." she spoke. The she got up and began to sing and dance. The lights came on and it was Lavender! She threw the cigar down and began to sing and dance.
"What kind of girl you like
I know my looks can be deceivin'
Tell me am I your type
My main goal is to please you
What's on the schedule tonight
Am I the reason you'll be treatin'
I hope you have an appetite
So tell me will you come and spend the night..."
She began to take off her suit and put on a red blouse instead with a black top hat and black pants. She looked sorta like Michael Jackson. Of course it happened so fast it was like magic...
"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it
My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it..." She sang. Through the chorus she changed her clothes periodically, but it was really fast...
Suddenly, the walls turned pink and had disco balls hanging from them. Lavender's hair turned curly and she was dressed in gold capris and a leopard shirt. She was on top of a table dancing.
"When will you come through
'Cause I'll be waitin' up right here
Can you bring some Belvedere
So we can pop the cork and cheer
Please have no fear
I just wanna love you right
I hope you have an appetite
So baby, will you come and spend the night...." she sang.
Then she got off the table and was in an orange dress with the neckline all the way down to her stomach and a blue bra showing.
"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it
My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it." she repeated while smashing things.
She quickly changed into a pair of blue sporty shorts and long-sleeved shirt with a white visor and broke into a really cool dance while her back-up singers sang. The color of her clothes switch from blue to red a lot.
"Oh, me
Oh, me, oh, my
(Tasty) My (Tasty) my
(Oh, me, oh, my) Oh, me
(Tasty) Me (Tasty) my I.." they sang.
Lavender continued to sing and dance.
"If you love me like you never wanna let me go
If you're likin' what you're tastin' really let me know
If you're gonna love me better love me strong '
Cause I want this love to love last all night long!"
With the last three word, the lights went out and when they came back on you could hear peoples fingers snapping. There was a figure in the dark swinging around a pole.
When a light shined on her, she was wearing a khaki cut up shirt, tap dancing yellow shoes, and black pants. She began to tap dance, firstly slowly, then fast.
In the middle the ripped off her pants and had on a pair of daisy dukes on! She was then throw a baton and began to dance and twirl with it some more.
Then she quickly changed into a bandit black cowboy outfit and began singing again.
"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it." Now she began to take off the top, which revealed a striped shirt. While she was singing, she began to strip down.
"My love is like
My kiss is like
My touch is like
My sex is like
My a** is like
My body's like
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it..." Now she was in a bikini type thing and still dancing and singing. Her song faded and she returned back to normal.
"I swear! We can't go anywhere without some person doing a crazy song!" Ron said.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Author's Note: You can see the video at www.launch.com Just picture Mya as Lavender, which isn't that hard, and there you go!
Author's Note: I just HAD to do this song! Just for the dance sequence in the middle!
Chapter Nine: Love is Like...Wo
After a day filled with singing and dancing teachers, the three returned to the Common Room. When they got through the entrance, they saw the room had been redecorated. There were black and white walls, triangularshaped, and the lights were dim. They saw a girl sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. She was wearing a white suit with a top hat. What was it with white suits? She began to speak.
"See, baby...
I know you done had your share of girls
I am more than confident
You won't ever have to search any streets for affection
I got you..." she spoke. The she got up and began to sing and dance. The lights came on and it was Lavender! She threw the cigar down and began to sing and dance.
"What kind of girl you like
I know my looks can be deceivin'
Tell me am I your type
My main goal is to please you
What's on the schedule tonight
Am I the reason you'll be treatin'
I hope you have an appetite
So tell me will you come and spend the night..."
She began to take off her suit and put on a red blouse instead with a black top hat and black pants. She looked sorta like Michael Jackson. Of course it happened so fast it was like magic...
"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it
My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it..." She sang. Through the chorus she changed her clothes periodically, but it was really fast...
Suddenly, the walls turned pink and had disco balls hanging from them. Lavender's hair turned curly and she was dressed in gold capris and a leopard shirt. She was on top of a table dancing.
"When will you come through
'Cause I'll be waitin' up right here
Can you bring some Belvedere
So we can pop the cork and cheer
Please have no fear
I just wanna love you right
I hope you have an appetite
So baby, will you come and spend the night...." she sang.
Then she got off the table and was in an orange dress with the neckline all the way down to her stomach and a blue bra showing.
"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it
My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it." she repeated while smashing things.
She quickly changed into a pair of blue sporty shorts and long-sleeved shirt with a white visor and broke into a really cool dance while her back-up singers sang. The color of her clothes switch from blue to red a lot.
"Oh, me
Oh, me, oh, my
(Tasty) My (Tasty) my
(Oh, me, oh, my) Oh, me
(Tasty) Me (Tasty) my I.." they sang.
Lavender continued to sing and dance.
"If you love me like you never wanna let me go
If you're likin' what you're tastin' really let me know
If you're gonna love me better love me strong '
Cause I want this love to love last all night long!"
With the last three word, the lights went out and when they came back on you could hear peoples fingers snapping. There was a figure in the dark swinging around a pole.
When a light shined on her, she was wearing a khaki cut up shirt, tap dancing yellow shoes, and black pants. She began to tap dance, firstly slowly, then fast.
In the middle the ripped off her pants and had on a pair of daisy dukes on! She was then throw a baton and began to dance and twirl with it some more.
Then she quickly changed into a bandit black cowboy outfit and began singing again.
"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo
My sex is like...wo
My a** is like...wo
My body's like...wo
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it." Now she began to take off the top, which revealed a striped shirt. While she was singing, she began to strip down.
"My love is like
My kiss is like
My touch is like
My sex is like
My a** is like
My body's like
And you're kissin' it
So what you think of it..." Now she was in a bikini type thing and still dancing and singing. Her song faded and she returned back to normal.
"I swear! We can't go anywhere without some person doing a crazy song!" Ron said.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Author's Note: You can see the video at www.launch.com Just picture Mya as Lavender, which isn't that hard, and there you go!
