Spike's body looked at Anya's body. She was wearing the worst outfit possible, all black guy-ish clothes that would look much better on Spike's body. Not that Anya inside that body would ever wear such a thing, but hey. And to make things worse, inside Anya's body's mouth was a cigarette. And it was lit.
Anya's body looked digusted at what was right in front of her eyes. Anya, inside Spike's body, had on a pink sundress. On the feet were sandals making the body seem at least five inches taller than usual. And Spike's body sat down and began painting his toenails.
"Bloody hell!" Anya's body repeated. "What are you doing?"
Spike's body sighed. "If I'm going to be stuck in this body, then I might as well look pretty."
Xander sighed, trying to work up the nerve to pat Spike's body on the arm and tell the girl he loved inside that it would all work out. "Anya, that just makes you look gay," he said finally.
"HEY!" Willow yelled, immediately echoed by Kennedy. The two of them glared at Xander.
"N-not that there's anything wrong with that," Xander finished lamely.
Giles walked back into the room. He took off his glasses, cleaned them, and took a closer look at what he was seeing.
"It's true, Giles," Buffy said. "Get over it."
"Yes, yes I see that," Giles said. "You two both know that you look absoleutly ridiculous dressed like that."
Andrew came running into the living room as well, holding an empty bag of Doritos. "Mr. Giles, Dawn ate the last of the Doritos, even though I had specifically called dibs on them." He took a note out from inside the bag. "See, see, it says 'Andrew's Doritos. Please do not eat.'"
Andrew stopped, realizing that Giles was not paying attention to him. "What?" he asked. He looked over at Spike's body and Anya's body. He started cracking up. "What happened?" he asked. "Did they loose a bet about what happened on the six-hundreth episode of Doctor Who?"
Anya's body glared at Andrew. "Don't be a stupid git."
"You've never had the tiniest bit of sex, have you?" Spike's body asked. "Annoying virgin!"
Andrew started laughing even harder. "Boy, if I didn't know any better, I'd say the two of you switched bodies or something."
All eyes in the room looked at Andrew. "You didn't know?" asked Buffy.
"Know what?" Andrew asked back.
"That *is* what happened," Buffy answered. She turned to Giles. "Still no idea about what caused it?"
Spike's body opened his mouth, as if he was about to say something.
"Something *besides* bunnies?" Buffy corrected herself.
Giles shook his head. "Sorry."
Cherry stood over the table at her place, pouring something red into her glass of milk. After being satisfied with the amount she put it, she placed the red thing back in the fridge.
Kayla looked over at the vengeance demon. "What is that? Blood?"
Cherry frowned. "Gross! It's cherry syrup!" she said happily, as she began stirring the milk and syrup.
Kayla rolled her eyes. "You are such a dork!" she said.
"So?" Cherry asked. "It was *my* little box thing-a-ma-jigger that caused all this!" She took the spoon out of the glass and licked it happily.
"Yea, uh huh, sure. Man, I'm getting hungry," Kayla said quietly. She turned the page of her magazine and again said, "Geez! I'm starving!"
"Is it a food magazine?" Cherry asked. She began to get excited. "Are there cherries in there?"
"Well, it is a food magazine, but not in the sense that you'd think of it." She held up the magazine with hot guys in it.
"Ugh! Kayla!" she yelled. "That's disgusting!"
"You'd think so! 'Cause you're all alive and not drinking of the blood and stuff," Kayla told her. "Let's go spy on them again."
"OK!" Cherry agreed, grabbing her cherry milk.
"Take the bloody nail polish off now!" Anya's body yelled at Spike's body. "I look like a buggering poof!" Anya's body folded her arms across her chest again, but immediately moved her hands deciding it was too weird.
"No! I like it; it looks pretty," Spike's body said, sticking his hand out in front of his face, admiring the work he had done. He turned to Anya's body. "You take that cigarette out of your mouth!"
"What if I don't want to?"
"Well, do it anyway!" Spike's body whined. "Xander, make him take it out!" he added, wrapping his arm around Xander's shoulder.
Andrew stood by the window next to Dawn, playing with a stapler and accidently shot one in Spike's body's face.
"Hey you little poof, that's my face you just damaged!" Anya's body yelled.
"Uh, techincally, that's not your face anymore," Andrew pointed out.
"So, what do you think is happening now?" Kayla whispered to Cherry, who had just finished her cherry milk.
"Dunno, why don't you stand up and look?" She looked down at the empty glass and sighed.
Kayla stood on tiptoe and peeked into the window after taking another drink out of the person she just killed. She saw her brother's body painting his nails and wearing a dress and choked, spitting blood all over the window.
Dawn looked at the window and saw the blood. She screamed, jumping into Andrew's arms, causing him to scream and fall over.
"Dawn!" Buffy yelled. "What's wrong?"
Everyone looked over at the fallen boy and girl.
"The-there's blood on the window," Dawn said, pointing at the window. "It just flew there out of nowhere!"
Buffy walked over to the window and peeked outside the window, only to see Cherry and Kayla under it, hiding and giggling. Buffy walked outside, motioning for Kennedy to follow.
"Having fun?" Buffy asked.
Kayla looked up. "I am now." She vamped out and tried to fight Buffy. Kennedy held a crossbow to Kayla's back and the vampire froze. "Oh, great. Slayer Jr. to the rescue. But y'know, if you kill me, your boyfriend's never getting back to normal," she said tauntingly.
"You did this?" Buffy asked.
Both Kayla and Cherry's jaws dropped. "I thought this was common knowledge," Kayla pointed out. "I mean, come on. I mean, ugh, never mind. It must be the fact that you're a blonde American Slayer."
"HEY!" Cherry yelled. "I may not be American or-or a Slayer, but I'm blonde and that's not very nice."
"Hello! Vampire! Evil. Errr! Not nice. When do I say caring things?" Kayla asked, slapping her forehead. "I'm surronded by idiots."
"Hey!" Kennedy said, poking Kayla in the back with her crossbow. "I am not an idiot, you maggot!"
"First of all, a maggot's a bug and I am not. Though I do share certain qualities with a leech and a mosquito- anyway. Secondly, yea, you are an idiot. A gay idiot! And thirdly, this is a very expensive shirt. Not that I paid anything for it, but I like it just the same, so don't ruin it."
Cherry laughed. "Wait, what's a leech again?"
Buffy coughed loudly saying the word 'Harmony' while doing so.
Kennedy jammed the crossbow into Kayla's back again. "Ok then, you're a leech! And there's nothing wrong with being gay. And your shirt is horrible! It shows too much cleavage."
Kayla looked down. "No it doesn't!" She turned to Cherry. "Does it?"
"Alright, alright, alright, alright," Buffy sighed. "Kennedy, help me get these two into the house. We have some talking to do."
