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Author's Note: Sorry I haven't updated either of my stories in a while. I've been really busy...

Chapter 12: I've Got a Theory!

After a few weeks of this nonsense, it was getting ridiculous. When Harry, Ron, and Hermione--who made up and promised to just be friends forever--passed the kitchens, they heard the house elves dancing to 'Give Me a Break.' Not the old version, the new one.

"Give me a break."

"Give me a break."

"Give me a break. Give. Me. A. Break!"

Students and teachers everywhere were singing and dancing so much that it was getting just plain stupid. The gang decided it was time to find out what was happening so they headed to the library.

Hermione:

I've got a theory

That it's a demon

A dancing demon --

No, something isn't right there

Harry:

I've got a theory

Some kid is dreamin'

And we're all stuck inside

His wacky Broadway nightmare

Ron:

I've got a theory

We should work this out

All:

It's getting eerie

What's this cheery

Singing all about?

Ron:

I've got a theory

It could be spiders!

*long pause*crickets chirping*

Hermione:

I've got a theor --

Ron(belting):

Spiders aren't just tiny

Like everybody supposes!

They've got them hairy legs

And don't even have noses!

And what's with all the eyes?

What do they need such

Good eyesight for anyway?

Spiders!

Spiders!

It must be Spiders!

*Harry and Hermione look at him*

...Or maybe midgets

Hermione:

I've got a theory

We should work this fast

Ron and Harry:

Because it clearly

Could get serious before it's passed

Harry:

I've got a theory

It doesn't matter--

*Song gets slower*

What can't we face

If we're together?

What's in this place

That we can't weather?

Voldemort?

We've all been there

The same old trips

Why should we care?

All:

What can't we do

If we get in it?

We'll work it through

Within a minute

We have to try

We'll pay the price

It's do or die

Harry:

Hey, I've almost died twice

Hermione and Ron: (Harry)

What can't we face

If we're together?

(What can't we face?)

What's in this place

That we can't weather?

(If we're together)

There's nothing we can't face

Ron:

...Except for spiders...

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A/N: Short and sweet. I'm working on the story I promise! I already have like...4 chapters written, they're just further down in the story and I have to write more chapters to get to them, ya know??

And for you people(who shall remain nameless) who are Ron and Hermione shippers, that's *you're* viewpoint. I happen to believe that Harry and Hermione might/will like each other in furture books and that Ron and Hermione's relationship would be abusive! lol. j/k about the last part. But I have read scarey fanfiction where Ron does hurt Hermione and I don't think that Harry would EVER do that soo...

Oh! And if you haven't guessed, most of these songs are coming from the Buffy musical. lol.