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Author's Note: Sorry I haven't updated either of my stories in a while. I've been really busy...
Chapter 12: I've Got a Theory!
After a few weeks of this nonsense, it was getting ridiculous. When Harry, Ron, and Hermione--who made up and promised to just be friends forever--passed the kitchens, they heard the house elves dancing to 'Give Me a Break.' Not the old version, the new one.
"Give me a break."
"Give me a break."
"Give me a break. Give. Me. A. Break!"
Students and teachers everywhere were singing and dancing so much that it was getting just plain stupid. The gang decided it was time to find out what was happening so they headed to the library.
Hermione:
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon --
No, something isn't right there
Harry:
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare
Ron:
I've got a theory
We should work this out
All:
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?
Ron:
I've got a theory
It could be spiders!
*long pause*crickets chirping*
Hermione:
I've got a theor --
Ron(belting):
Spiders aren't just tiny
Like everybody supposes!
They've got them hairy legs
And don't even have noses!
And what's with all the eyes?
What do they need such
Good eyesight for anyway?
Spiders!
Spiders!
It must be Spiders!
*Harry and Hermione look at him*
...Or maybe midgets
Hermione:
I've got a theory
We should work this fast
Ron and Harry:
Because it clearly
Could get serious before it's passed
Harry:
I've got a theory
It doesn't matter--
*Song gets slower*
What can't we face
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
Voldemort?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
All:
What can't we do
If we get in it?
We'll work it through
Within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Harry:
Hey, I've almost died twice
Hermione and Ron: (Harry)
What can't we face
If we're together?
(What can't we face?)
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
(If we're together)
There's nothing we can't face
Ron:
...Except for spiders...
~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Short and sweet. I'm working on the story I promise! I already have like...4 chapters written, they're just further down in the story and I have to write more chapters to get to them, ya know??
And for you people(who shall remain nameless) who are Ron and Hermione shippers, that's *you're* viewpoint. I happen to believe that Harry and Hermione might/will like each other in furture books and that Ron and Hermione's relationship would be abusive! lol. j/k about the last part. But I have read scarey fanfiction where Ron does hurt Hermione and I don't think that Harry would EVER do that soo...
Oh! And if you haven't guessed, most of these songs are coming from the Buffy musical. lol.
Author's Note: Sorry I haven't updated either of my stories in a while. I've been really busy...
Chapter 12: I've Got a Theory!
After a few weeks of this nonsense, it was getting ridiculous. When Harry, Ron, and Hermione--who made up and promised to just be friends forever--passed the kitchens, they heard the house elves dancing to 'Give Me a Break.' Not the old version, the new one.
"Give me a break."
"Give me a break."
"Give me a break. Give. Me. A. Break!"
Students and teachers everywhere were singing and dancing so much that it was getting just plain stupid. The gang decided it was time to find out what was happening so they headed to the library.
Hermione:
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon --
No, something isn't right there
Harry:
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare
Ron:
I've got a theory
We should work this out
All:
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?
Ron:
I've got a theory
It could be spiders!
*long pause*crickets chirping*
Hermione:
I've got a theor --
Ron(belting):
Spiders aren't just tiny
Like everybody supposes!
They've got them hairy legs
And don't even have noses!
And what's with all the eyes?
What do they need such
Good eyesight for anyway?
Spiders!
Spiders!
It must be Spiders!
*Harry and Hermione look at him*
...Or maybe midgets
Hermione:
I've got a theory
We should work this fast
Ron and Harry:
Because it clearly
Could get serious before it's passed
Harry:
I've got a theory
It doesn't matter--
*Song gets slower*
What can't we face
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
Voldemort?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?
All:
What can't we do
If we get in it?
We'll work it through
Within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Harry:
Hey, I've almost died twice
Hermione and Ron: (Harry)
What can't we face
If we're together?
(What can't we face?)
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
(If we're together)
There's nothing we can't face
Ron:
...Except for spiders...
~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Short and sweet. I'm working on the story I promise! I already have like...4 chapters written, they're just further down in the story and I have to write more chapters to get to them, ya know??
And for you people(who shall remain nameless) who are Ron and Hermione shippers, that's *you're* viewpoint. I happen to believe that Harry and Hermione might/will like each other in furture books and that Ron and Hermione's relationship would be abusive! lol. j/k about the last part. But I have read scarey fanfiction where Ron does hurt Hermione and I don't think that Harry would EVER do that soo...
Oh! And if you haven't guessed, most of these songs are coming from the Buffy musical. lol.
