Mai:And what, exactly, did you think you were doing in MY guest bed? I slept in a futon in the freezing porch; a futon, of all things; with little more than a fleece over me and you, you sleep in one of MY beds with Tea? This is worse than I thought.
Tea:It's not like we did anything. I was probably asleep by the time he got there.
Kaiba:Actually, you weren't-
Tea:Seto!
Mai:Would you both just shut up and get out of my freakin' house!
Tea and Seto leave, a little more than embarrassed. How could this happen? They'd planned it all out. They would pretend to hate eachother for the entire year and at Christmas, they could be together while Mokuba went on vacation or something.
Back at the coton swabs' house, Ryou was still lost in thought when Bakura decided it was time to figure out what was bothering him.
Bakura:What the hell's your problem? You've been all funky all day and everyone's itching to know why you're like this.
Ryou suddenly snaps out of it. He looks calmly aroung for a few seconds and looks straight into the eyes of his other half. "What? I was only wondering why Tea and Kaiba are getting La Rouge out of this. If I were Kaiba, well, we just won't even go there but why? Why would they keep it a secret?"
Bakura:That's a good point. And you even know what I'm thinking so let's just never speak of this again.
At the card shop, however, Yugi, Tristan and Joey were pondering the same thing... Almost.
Yugi:So what's with Kaiba?
Joey:You mean: what's with Tea? She knows he's just a self-centered dumb-ass-
Tristan:And a dumb-ass could really run a giant company like KaibaCorp.?
Yugi:My point exactly. So why's Kaiba acting all weird?
Joey:Like I said, he's self-centered.
Just then, Serenity walks in with a bundle of shopping bags in her arms.
Serenity:Eep!!! Joey, turn around!!! I think the bags are see-through!
Joey:Really? Hey, what's that big box?
Yugi:Okay, shows over. Let's go.
And with that, he dragged Joey out of the shop and to his own house.
Tristan:So, what'd you get him?
Serenity:Well, I was thinking about- Hey! Not fair! You'll just have to wait like everyone else.
Tristan:No biggie, I'll see in a few days anyways.
Serenity:Exactly. Bye.
She left the shop, and Tristan, and went home to start wrapping the gifts. While she was home alone, she decided she might try and find out what Joey got her for Christmas. She went into his room and opened the closet door. A bucket of egg yolk fell on her head. 'This must be where he hid them. Why else would he have boobie trapped it?' So she kept looking and tearing clothes off the hangers. Nothing. She spent three whole hours trying to find out where he had hidden the gifts.
Just then, Joey got home(and if you're wondering where he's been, well, so am I). He called up the stairs to see if anyone was home yet. Receiving no answer, he considered it safe and walked slowly up to his room. Serenity freaked and hid under the bed. She figured she could hide behind some boxes or something and get out in a few minutes when his back was turned.
Joey had different plans. He stepped up to his bed, seeing Serenity's scarf sticking out, and had an idea. He quickly reached under the bed and squashed the boxes as far back as he could before going downstairs and refilling his egg bucket. Slowly, Serenity moved the boxes and ran for the safety of her bed.
She grabbed the sheets off her bed, tied them into a rope and threw it over the window sill. She flung herself over the edge, climbed to the ground, wrapped the rope around her like a scarf and walked in the door. If you're confused as to why she did this, so am I. She didn't want Joey to know she was home because she doesn't know he saw her. Then, she walks calmly in the house, yells that she's home and goes upstairs to take a shower.
At the Ryou residence(that's right, the last name is Ryou, first is Bakura), the whities were busy wrapping gifts. Not for eachother but Bakura was helping Ryou wrap stuff for his dad. When they were done, up went the decorations. Green, white, and red everywhere. Wreathes, garlands, tree ornaments on the tree. Then, Bakura busied himself making cookies in the kitchen by special request.
Bakura had just finished taking the oven mitts off after putting the cookies in the oven to bake when Ryou walked up beside im with a giant smile and his hands behind his back.
Bakura:What do you want?
Ryou just smiled even bigger at this.
Ryou:You've been helping a lot around here lately. I have something for you.
Grinning more and more, he pulled a small gift from behind him. It was wrapped in shiny red paper with a white ribbon. Bakura sneered to cover up his happiness while he tore the paper away quickly.
Bakura:What the hell? You bought me a card and it's not even a duel monster?
Ryou:Of course. Do you know what it's for?
Bakura:What?
Ryou:It's a membership for the video store. You can rent all the horror movies you want for free and watch them on my TV upstairs.
Bakura nearly jumped up happily but he refrained since Ryou was still watching.
Bakura:You didn't expect me to get you anything, did you? I have no money, whatever that is, to buy you one.
Ryou:I just like to see your face smiling instead of scowling.
Bakura's face got red. He was barely smirking and his aibou had noticed? Oh well, he couldn't be evil. It was Christmas. A strange but fun custom. The snow outside was matching his hair and it was so much fun to throw at people. He decided he would get some help on this one. He needed to get a gift.(Ooh, so he DOES have a soft side.)
Tea:It's not like we did anything. I was probably asleep by the time he got there.
Kaiba:Actually, you weren't-
Tea:Seto!
Mai:Would you both just shut up and get out of my freakin' house!
Tea and Seto leave, a little more than embarrassed. How could this happen? They'd planned it all out. They would pretend to hate eachother for the entire year and at Christmas, they could be together while Mokuba went on vacation or something.
Back at the coton swabs' house, Ryou was still lost in thought when Bakura decided it was time to figure out what was bothering him.
Bakura:What the hell's your problem? You've been all funky all day and everyone's itching to know why you're like this.
Ryou suddenly snaps out of it. He looks calmly aroung for a few seconds and looks straight into the eyes of his other half. "What? I was only wondering why Tea and Kaiba are getting La Rouge out of this. If I were Kaiba, well, we just won't even go there but why? Why would they keep it a secret?"
Bakura:That's a good point. And you even know what I'm thinking so let's just never speak of this again.
At the card shop, however, Yugi, Tristan and Joey were pondering the same thing... Almost.
Yugi:So what's with Kaiba?
Joey:You mean: what's with Tea? She knows he's just a self-centered dumb-ass-
Tristan:And a dumb-ass could really run a giant company like KaibaCorp.?
Yugi:My point exactly. So why's Kaiba acting all weird?
Joey:Like I said, he's self-centered.
Just then, Serenity walks in with a bundle of shopping bags in her arms.
Serenity:Eep!!! Joey, turn around!!! I think the bags are see-through!
Joey:Really? Hey, what's that big box?
Yugi:Okay, shows over. Let's go.
And with that, he dragged Joey out of the shop and to his own house.
Tristan:So, what'd you get him?
Serenity:Well, I was thinking about- Hey! Not fair! You'll just have to wait like everyone else.
Tristan:No biggie, I'll see in a few days anyways.
Serenity:Exactly. Bye.
She left the shop, and Tristan, and went home to start wrapping the gifts. While she was home alone, she decided she might try and find out what Joey got her for Christmas. She went into his room and opened the closet door. A bucket of egg yolk fell on her head. 'This must be where he hid them. Why else would he have boobie trapped it?' So she kept looking and tearing clothes off the hangers. Nothing. She spent three whole hours trying to find out where he had hidden the gifts.
Just then, Joey got home(and if you're wondering where he's been, well, so am I). He called up the stairs to see if anyone was home yet. Receiving no answer, he considered it safe and walked slowly up to his room. Serenity freaked and hid under the bed. She figured she could hide behind some boxes or something and get out in a few minutes when his back was turned.
Joey had different plans. He stepped up to his bed, seeing Serenity's scarf sticking out, and had an idea. He quickly reached under the bed and squashed the boxes as far back as he could before going downstairs and refilling his egg bucket. Slowly, Serenity moved the boxes and ran for the safety of her bed.
She grabbed the sheets off her bed, tied them into a rope and threw it over the window sill. She flung herself over the edge, climbed to the ground, wrapped the rope around her like a scarf and walked in the door. If you're confused as to why she did this, so am I. She didn't want Joey to know she was home because she doesn't know he saw her. Then, she walks calmly in the house, yells that she's home and goes upstairs to take a shower.
At the Ryou residence(that's right, the last name is Ryou, first is Bakura), the whities were busy wrapping gifts. Not for eachother but Bakura was helping Ryou wrap stuff for his dad. When they were done, up went the decorations. Green, white, and red everywhere. Wreathes, garlands, tree ornaments on the tree. Then, Bakura busied himself making cookies in the kitchen by special request.
Bakura had just finished taking the oven mitts off after putting the cookies in the oven to bake when Ryou walked up beside im with a giant smile and his hands behind his back.
Bakura:What do you want?
Ryou just smiled even bigger at this.
Ryou:You've been helping a lot around here lately. I have something for you.
Grinning more and more, he pulled a small gift from behind him. It was wrapped in shiny red paper with a white ribbon. Bakura sneered to cover up his happiness while he tore the paper away quickly.
Bakura:What the hell? You bought me a card and it's not even a duel monster?
Ryou:Of course. Do you know what it's for?
Bakura:What?
Ryou:It's a membership for the video store. You can rent all the horror movies you want for free and watch them on my TV upstairs.
Bakura nearly jumped up happily but he refrained since Ryou was still watching.
Bakura:You didn't expect me to get you anything, did you? I have no money, whatever that is, to buy you one.
Ryou:I just like to see your face smiling instead of scowling.
Bakura's face got red. He was barely smirking and his aibou had noticed? Oh well, he couldn't be evil. It was Christmas. A strange but fun custom. The snow outside was matching his hair and it was so much fun to throw at people. He decided he would get some help on this one. He needed to get a gift.(Ooh, so he DOES have a soft side.)
