Title: i'm just a kid

Person responsible: Jodie, Padawan to the Great Anonymous Torture Fic Writer

Summery: Our favorite elves are teens, they and their parents' fume about each other, one over some wine, the other over a CD. Humorous vignette with modern-day stuff such as music bands, styles, some technology ect.

Rating: PG

Declaimer: I don't own anyone; "I'm just a kid" music and lyrics belongs to Simple Plan. (Pity the poor hood-rat!!)

I wrote this one when I was mad at Mother and Father, and to show that life sucks when you're a teenager even if you're an elf!! Lol.

Chapter one: Legolas

"I woke up this morning it seven

I waited to eleven

To figure out that on one would call."

Legolas Greenleaf muttered to himself as he bent over the tub, rinsing out his hair, what was wrong with a couple of multicolored streaks anyway?!

".I think I got a lot of friends" but I don't hear from them what's another night all alone?."

He stood, grabbed a towel, and started to dry his hair.

He stood in front of the bathroom mirror, and looked at his eyebrow, and the new stud in it.

".When you're spending everyday on your own

And here it goes."

That stud meant he was condemned to a week imprisoned in his chambers. He struggled to take it out.

The fresh piercing was still tender, and he couldn't take it out.

".I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair No one cares Because I'm alone and The world is having more fun then me Tonight."

He twisted it wrong or something and began to bleed.

He cursed under his breath and put on Eminem, volume low.

It was the unedited version.

".And maybe when the night is dead I'll crawl into my bed Staring at these four walls again I'll try to think about the last time I had a good time."

Flopping on his bed he tried not to think about what he was missing.

They were just out having a good time, good music, friends, (Well. not really) and good time. (For the most part anyway.)

That is until, he was dared, a medal spike was put through his left eyebrow, and his father showed up. There, right there, in front of everyone!

".Everyone's got somewhere to go And their gonna leave me here one my own And here it goes."

The subject of friends.too painful.

Why did you think the stud was and highlights there in the first place?!

To fit in!

It sucked to the same as a 15-year-old human!

Just a kid.

".I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair No one cares

Because I'm alone

And the world is having more fun then me Tonight."

Legolas gawped at the ceiling.

Ceiling, wall, window, wall, door, wall, wall, door. Board out of skull.

What was wrong with him?

".What the hell is wrong with me? Don't fit in with anybody How did this happen to me? Wide-awake I'm board And I can't fall asleep And every night

Is the worst night ever."

Few hours later, he was still just a kid, still a slave.

Still what was different from this night anyway?

".I'm just a kid."

He was resisting the wanting to but his head through the window.

".I'm just a kid."

This had to be the worst night of his life, would it ever change?!!

Not in this age.

".I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair No one cares Because I'm alone And the world is having more fun then me Tonight."

What would be his chances if he just jumped out the window and joined a punch of rouges?

".Tonight I'm alone

Tonight."

Just tie some sheets together, climb out, and run for it.

".Nobody cares Tonight."

It wouldn't work, just would get him confined more.

He was still just a kid tonight.

".Cause I'm just a kid Tonight."

TBC