Oh Mario!
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, or Luigi. In fact, everyone knows that. SO WHY DO PEOPLE STILL PUT A DISCLAIMER SAYING THEY DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS! WE KNOW! Ahem.
Theme Song
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Oh Mario!
What zany adventure will you have this week?
Will you have to bake a cake
Murder someone with a rake
Enter a dance competition
Or start a heroin addiction
Oh Mario!
You once went to Spain
And bought a kilo of cocaine
You always help everyone out
Too bad you lost your foot to gout
Oh Mario!
*Oh Mario is filmed in front of a live studio audience*
Mario: Hi everybody. Today's episode is very special, because we're tackling a very serious subject: illegal smuggling of hobos. So, without further ado, let's get this party started!
Luigi walks into the room, carrying a box.
Mario: Hey Luigi. What's in the box?
Luigi: Uhhhh...cocaine.
Mario: You're lying Luigi, I know it's an illegal hobo you're smuggling.
Luigi: Darn, how did you know.
Mario: You have to stop Luigi. Drugs are bad.
Luigi: Drugs? I thought we were talking about hobo smuggling.
Mario: Medicine's okay, but stay away from the stuff that ends with -ane, or -ana.
Luigi: I don't do drugs. I smuggle hobos.
Mario: Hey, it's not cool to cheat on a test.
Luigi: What?
Mario: It may be the easy way out, but if you want to have a clean conscience, studying and learning are your best choices.
Luigi: I haven't written a test in 8 years!?
Mario: Luigi, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
Luigi: THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS HOBO SMUGGLING!
Mario: ...Drinking is for boozers, Drugs are for losers, Studying is for the best.
Luigi: STOP RANTING! SAY SOMETHING LOGICAL!
Mario: Well, that's it for this episode. I hope you learned a lot today, about the horrors of hobo smuggling.
Luigi: We didn't even talk about smuggling. You just ranted about drugs and cheating.
Mario: Well, whatever. Tomorrow's episode is about Luigi getting drunk and cheating on a test, and I'll teach him an important lesson about taking care of pets. Bye everyone!
Audience: Oh Mario!
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, or Luigi. In fact, everyone knows that. SO WHY DO PEOPLE STILL PUT A DISCLAIMER SAYING THEY DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS! WE KNOW! Ahem.
Theme Song
------------
Oh Mario!
What zany adventure will you have this week?
Will you have to bake a cake
Murder someone with a rake
Enter a dance competition
Or start a heroin addiction
Oh Mario!
You once went to Spain
And bought a kilo of cocaine
You always help everyone out
Too bad you lost your foot to gout
Oh Mario!
*Oh Mario is filmed in front of a live studio audience*
Mario: Hi everybody. Today's episode is very special, because we're tackling a very serious subject: illegal smuggling of hobos. So, without further ado, let's get this party started!
Luigi walks into the room, carrying a box.
Mario: Hey Luigi. What's in the box?
Luigi: Uhhhh...cocaine.
Mario: You're lying Luigi, I know it's an illegal hobo you're smuggling.
Luigi: Darn, how did you know.
Mario: You have to stop Luigi. Drugs are bad.
Luigi: Drugs? I thought we were talking about hobo smuggling.
Mario: Medicine's okay, but stay away from the stuff that ends with -ane, or -ana.
Luigi: I don't do drugs. I smuggle hobos.
Mario: Hey, it's not cool to cheat on a test.
Luigi: What?
Mario: It may be the easy way out, but if you want to have a clean conscience, studying and learning are your best choices.
Luigi: I haven't written a test in 8 years!?
Mario: Luigi, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
Luigi: THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS HOBO SMUGGLING!
Mario: ...Drinking is for boozers, Drugs are for losers, Studying is for the best.
Luigi: STOP RANTING! SAY SOMETHING LOGICAL!
Mario: Well, that's it for this episode. I hope you learned a lot today, about the horrors of hobo smuggling.
Luigi: We didn't even talk about smuggling. You just ranted about drugs and cheating.
Mario: Well, whatever. Tomorrow's episode is about Luigi getting drunk and cheating on a test, and I'll teach him an important lesson about taking care of pets. Bye everyone!
Audience: Oh Mario!
