Desire: A Ridiculous Kind of Romance Parody of CLAMP's manga, "Wish", which is trademarked to Tokoyopop.

~ Scene ~
One beautiful, starry night with calm winds. Below, there is a "forest-
city" where are tons of wild Pokémon thrive.

*********************** Chapter One: Fallen Pidgey ***********************

Pikachu: Tum te ta ta te te tum tum... What a beautiful night to be walking around! Too bad I don't have a girlfriend...

Disembodied Voice: Help! Please help!

Pikachu: What was that? *Ears perk up*

Disembodied Voice: Look up! Look up you, [expletive removed]!

Pikachu: *Looks up and gasps as he supposedly sees a Pidgey with her scruff stuck on the branch of a tree, therefore making her stuck*

Pidgey: *Wipes a tear off with a wing* ::Sob sob::

Pikachu: *Stares* It looks like a bird, but it can't be sense no animal here is not a Pokémon!

Pidgey: Hello.

Pikachu: Woah, it talks! It can't be a toy-technology doesn't exist out here in the wild... And besides, toys don't cry...or do they?

~ A Spearow flies out of nowhere and starts attacking the Pidgey. ~

Pidgey: AGH! Help me!

Pikachu: Uh...uh... *Jumps up into the air, doing a Matrix move, but misses*

Pidgey: You [expletive removed]... I mean... Ouch! Stop it! That hurts so bad! *Flails and flails and the tree branch breaks* Aaaah!

Pikachu: *Catches Pidgey*

Spearow: I'll get you again, you meddling kid... *Flies away* Caw, caw!

Pidgey: *Turns to Pikachu* Thank you sir!

Pikachu: *Stares at Pidgey* It's so warm...so it has to be alive, right? But what are those things on its back?

Pidgey: Hi! What's your name?

Pikachu: My name is Pikachu. Pikachu with no last name.

Pidgey: Pikachu, my name is Pidgey! I would love to reward your kindness, because you saved me (rather horribly, I must say)! You see at night, I can't fly that well. I have to wait until day before I can take my true form. *Flies around Pikachu*

Pikachu: *Stares* ... *Grabs her wing*

Pidgey: AGH!!!

Pikachu: What the heck is this?

Pidgey: It's my wing, you idiot!

Pikachu: DUH! I know that? But why are you wearing little wings on your back?

Pidgey: I guess it must be strange, because most Pokémon are wingless! If you had more Pidgeotto around, it wouldn't be so weird! I'm a Pidgeotto.

Pikachu: You?! A Pidgeotto?!

Pidgey: *Smiles*

Pikachu: *Turns and leaves*

Pidgey: NO, wait, come back! *Flies after him* I have to pay you back, you dummy!

Pikachu: *Keeps walking away* You know, I have been drinking sake all day... I bet this is some kind of hallucination.

Pidgey: Sake... Are you a slacker?

Pikachu: It was eight hours of nonstop bingeing. I'm lucky I survived! I knew better than to drive home with my BAC (that's Blood Alcohol Content) level over .12... But if I knew I would end up hallucinating, I would have taken the bus...

Pidgey: But you're wide-awake, you nincompoop!

Pikachu: You mean I'm not dreaming?

Pidgey: I don't need an echo. And anyway, you really saved my life back there! That Spearow was a work of Team Rocket!

Pikachu: Um... Pikachu?

Pidgey: They use Pokémon for their dirty work!

Pikachu: And you're a Pidgeotto?

Pidgey: Yup!

Pikachu: *Walks away again*

Pidgey: NOOO!! Come on! Don't you want a reward?

Pikachu: I don't want anything that will disappear when I wake up again the next morning.

Pidgey: It's not a dream! Jeez!

~ At Pikachu's House ~

Pidgey: This is your house?

Pikachu: No duh.

Pidgey: You must let me show appreciation before you go inside, you dimrod! *Turns* WOAH! LOOK AT ALL THOSE TREES!

Pikachu: ...Look, I'm really bushed.

Pidgey: Then I'll stay here until you are well rested! Go to sleep and have some fun-as long as I get to stay here.

Pikachu: Fine, go on ahead. *Goes inside and slams door*

~ Inside Pikachu's House ~

Pikachu: This stuff is so not real... What a weird dream. I mean, a Pidgey getting attacked by a Spearow... What luck! Where's this Pidgey crap coming from? I mean, have I stopped dreaming? I could be in the middle of the road. I hope I'm not getting hit by a semi! *Looks out the window* Woah, a glowing tree. That's it! I must be dreaming. Stupid ecstasy. *Goes to sleep*

~ The Next Day at Pikachu's House ~

Pikachu: *Walks outside*

Pidgey: GOOD MORNING!!!!!!

Pikachu: Oh my God...

Pidgey: You have such a beautiful garden! The trees are excellent!

Pikachu: You mean... You're not a...?

Pidgey: Let me introduce myself! *Changes into a...PIDGEOTTO!*

Pikachu: Sweet mother of...

Pidgey: My name is Pidgey! Just because I am a Pidgeotto doesn't mean I have to change my name. I'm a bird Pokémon!

Pikachu: *Heads back to his house* I obviously didn't get any sleep.

Pidgey: But you are wide-awake and renewed! (And I sound like a soap commericial.)

Little Oddish #1: *Jumps on Pikachu's shoulder* Don't be so stubborn!

Little Oddish #2: Give the girl a break!

Pikachu: If I am hallucinating, I rather sleep and go back to dreams that are less-real.

Pidgey: But I am real! Get that through your head! *Puts wing to Pikachu's face* See? I am real!

Pikachu: ... *Goes back to sleep*

Pidgey: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! All I want to do is thank you! And I want to grant you one wish!

Pikachu: Well, people who make wishes are usually feeling incomplete. I have everything I need!

Pidgey: WHAT?!

Pikachu: I mean, I love what I do. Slacking is pretty easy. I have nothing to be unhappy about. Besides... Isn't it up to me to fulfill my own dreams?

Pidgey: W-what...?!

Pikachu: OHHHHHHH, SHUT YOU DOWN.

Pidgey: Some wishes involve some bird-rific intervention!

Pikachu: Well, I guess I have to accept this reality. Some day, technology will give Pikachu wings...

Pidgey: BUT I'M A PIDGEOTTO!

Pikachu: You're nothing but nonsense! Goodbye! *Walks outside*

Pidgey: But I still haven't thanked you!

Pikachu: *Grabs a rake*

Pidgey: What are you doing?

Pikachu: Raking my yard, you [expletive removed].

Pidgey: Oh, I can help you with that! WHIRLWIND ATTACK!

~ A giant tornado of wind comes and starts blowing everything around ~

Pidgey: How's that?

Pikachu: *Stares at Pidgey, blown away from his house with leaves matted in his fur*

Pidgey: NO! I'm sorry!

Pikachu: Well, my yard is raked enough.

Pidgey: I promise to do better!

Pikachu: I don't need anything.

Little Oddish #1: Don't make her cry, you brute!

Little Oddish #2: Uh-oh, here come the waterworks!

Little Oddish #3: The tears will be falling like...rain!

Pidgey: Then I'll just stay until you do! So there! Besides, I can't go back home until I reward you! My master will beat me! I won't get in the way!

Little Oddish #1: Bawling like a baby.

Little Oddish #2: You ought to be ashamed!

Pidgey: I don't require food! And I'll make myself small! *Turns into a Pidgey* And I'll rake your yard everyday!

Pikachu: FINE! It's a free forest, anyway... And don't hold your breath.

Pidgey: You can't fool me. Besides, some wishes can't be fulfilled by oneself! You won't regret it! And can I call you Pikachu? Thanks! WHEE! I can't wait to get started!

~ The tornado outside continues sucking everything up ~

*********************** To be continued... Next: Chapter Two - A Pidgeotto's Day ***********************