Super Smash Double Bash!
Disclaimer: Do we have to say that we don't own Nintendo, Hal, or Gamefreak's characters in every chapter?
Chapter 3: Hal's first and most evil deed. (By Hal Trasher A)
Hal Trasher A: And today we have a couple of surprise guests, Bowser and Sheik! So what are you here for?
Bowser and Sheik are both wearing Hawaiian shirts (Bowser's has holes in it from his spikes) and sunglasses; they remove their sunglasses and review (gasp) red eyes!
Sheik: We have red eyes too, so does that make us evil like Hal?
Hal Trasher A: Your eyes are nothing like Hal's. His eyes are REALLY evil looking. So it doesn't make you evil (at least not like Hal, Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!).
Both: Thanks!
Hal Trasher A: Your welcome! And now back to our story.
As the first two chapters have shown us, Hal was an evil little baby from Yoshi's Island. He was very evil as a baby, but he did his first (and not to mention most evil) deed when he was about 14.
Baby Bowser: Me must find some way to get revenge on those funny looking donkeys. Maybe I.
Kamek: Maybe you should go and beat them up just as they did you. Or just give up because it wasn't a donkey you were getting ready to ride, it was a Yoshi, a type of dinosaur. But then again they did save those twins that will lead to the destruction of the Koopa Empire.
Baby Bowser: Kamek! Me trying to think! Maybe I'll.
Kamek: So far everything I told you has been true, so you should listen to me!
Baby Bowser: Silence!
Meanwhile, Hal was trying to figure out a way to make Yoshies less loveable. He thought about making them just as annoying to other people as they seemed to him. So he made a concoction that would mutate Yoshi eggs and gave it to a Yoshi couple. The Yoshies drank it and the female Yoshi laid 6 abnormally colored eggs.
Meanwhile at Bowser's new castle in Doughnut plains.
Baby Bowser: I must find someone evil! Someone who'll help me seek the best revenge ever!
Kamek: Maybe you should listen to me!
Baby Bowser: Do you know someone who might have a good revenge method?
Kamek: You mean me!
Baby Bowser: Besides you!
Kamek: Well, there's this kid who lives on Yoshi's Island that's always wearing a black mask over his face and a cloak and he constantly spies on the Yoshies. Maybe he can help you, but I still.
Baby Bowser then smashes Kamek flat and kicks him out of the window like in Yoshi's Island.
Baby Bowser: Hmmm.
Hal himself was good at casting spells, but he had never done it to the Yoshies before.
Baby Bowser: So Hal, what do you know about the habits of Yoshies?
Hal: Well, they eat all kinds of fruit, in fact, there's probably no fruit the Yoshies don't like, not even chili peppers.
Baby Bowser: Exactly, since the Yoshies main diet is fruit, maybe I can poison their fruit supply, or cut their trees down, or burn their crops, or.
Hal: Maybe you can create a plant that grows the Yoshies favorite types of fruit on it and cast a spell so that the Yoshies cannot be happy without it.
Baby Bowser: Great idea! Thanks Hal!
Hal: No problem!
So Baby Bowser created the plant and named it the Super Happy "Tree" (it doesn't look anything like a tree, not that anything in Yoshi's Story looks like what it's supposed to be), and introduced it to the Yoshies. And the by the time the mutant Yoshi eggs hatched, Baby Bowser took the "tree" from the Yoshies and the island was turned into a pop up picture book.
Bowser Hal: Mwa HAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But the plan backfired on Baby Bowser, and the annoying mutant Yoshies took the tree back. The regular Yoshies tried to destroy the "tree", but the mutant Yoshies (or Voshies as I call them, because in Yoshi's Story the Y looks like a V), hid the tree from them.
Sadly these mutants would someday take the Yoshies fame and when the word Yoshi was mentioned, everyone would think of them.
Please R&R
Disclaimer: Do we have to say that we don't own Nintendo, Hal, or Gamefreak's characters in every chapter?
Chapter 3: Hal's first and most evil deed. (By Hal Trasher A)
Hal Trasher A: And today we have a couple of surprise guests, Bowser and Sheik! So what are you here for?
Bowser and Sheik are both wearing Hawaiian shirts (Bowser's has holes in it from his spikes) and sunglasses; they remove their sunglasses and review (gasp) red eyes!
Sheik: We have red eyes too, so does that make us evil like Hal?
Hal Trasher A: Your eyes are nothing like Hal's. His eyes are REALLY evil looking. So it doesn't make you evil (at least not like Hal, Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!).
Both: Thanks!
Hal Trasher A: Your welcome! And now back to our story.
As the first two chapters have shown us, Hal was an evil little baby from Yoshi's Island. He was very evil as a baby, but he did his first (and not to mention most evil) deed when he was about 14.
Baby Bowser: Me must find some way to get revenge on those funny looking donkeys. Maybe I.
Kamek: Maybe you should go and beat them up just as they did you. Or just give up because it wasn't a donkey you were getting ready to ride, it was a Yoshi, a type of dinosaur. But then again they did save those twins that will lead to the destruction of the Koopa Empire.
Baby Bowser: Kamek! Me trying to think! Maybe I'll.
Kamek: So far everything I told you has been true, so you should listen to me!
Baby Bowser: Silence!
Meanwhile, Hal was trying to figure out a way to make Yoshies less loveable. He thought about making them just as annoying to other people as they seemed to him. So he made a concoction that would mutate Yoshi eggs and gave it to a Yoshi couple. The Yoshies drank it and the female Yoshi laid 6 abnormally colored eggs.
Meanwhile at Bowser's new castle in Doughnut plains.
Baby Bowser: I must find someone evil! Someone who'll help me seek the best revenge ever!
Kamek: Maybe you should listen to me!
Baby Bowser: Do you know someone who might have a good revenge method?
Kamek: You mean me!
Baby Bowser: Besides you!
Kamek: Well, there's this kid who lives on Yoshi's Island that's always wearing a black mask over his face and a cloak and he constantly spies on the Yoshies. Maybe he can help you, but I still.
Baby Bowser then smashes Kamek flat and kicks him out of the window like in Yoshi's Island.
Baby Bowser: Hmmm.
Hal himself was good at casting spells, but he had never done it to the Yoshies before.
Baby Bowser: So Hal, what do you know about the habits of Yoshies?
Hal: Well, they eat all kinds of fruit, in fact, there's probably no fruit the Yoshies don't like, not even chili peppers.
Baby Bowser: Exactly, since the Yoshies main diet is fruit, maybe I can poison their fruit supply, or cut their trees down, or burn their crops, or.
Hal: Maybe you can create a plant that grows the Yoshies favorite types of fruit on it and cast a spell so that the Yoshies cannot be happy without it.
Baby Bowser: Great idea! Thanks Hal!
Hal: No problem!
So Baby Bowser created the plant and named it the Super Happy "Tree" (it doesn't look anything like a tree, not that anything in Yoshi's Story looks like what it's supposed to be), and introduced it to the Yoshies. And the by the time the mutant Yoshi eggs hatched, Baby Bowser took the "tree" from the Yoshies and the island was turned into a pop up picture book.
Bowser Hal: Mwa HAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But the plan backfired on Baby Bowser, and the annoying mutant Yoshies took the tree back. The regular Yoshies tried to destroy the "tree", but the mutant Yoshies (or Voshies as I call them, because in Yoshi's Story the Y looks like a V), hid the tree from them.
Sadly these mutants would someday take the Yoshies fame and when the word Yoshi was mentioned, everyone would think of them.
Please R&R
