Hannibal 2: You so Crazy!
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Voiceover: In a World full of hate and violence. One man tried to bring some sunshine into the world...through humour.
*Hannibal is seen on stage*
Hannibal: You ever notice how white people always mow their lawn? Man, we're so lame.
Voiceover: This Fall, Hannibal Lecter is back, and this time...he's hilarious!
*Hannibal is performing on David Letterman*
Hannibal: Why do they call them fingers? That is so wacky!?
Audience: Hannibal, you so crazy!
Voiceover: But, everything is not as seems on the outside...
*Hannibal knocks on the door to an apartment. A man opens it.*
Man: May I help you?
Hannibal: You gave my set last night a bad review. I don't like bad reviews.
Man: Well, you had some bad jokes. That was the worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard.
Hannibal: Oh, do you like this one? Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Hannibal: I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
*The screen goes black as the man screams.*
Voiceover: And there's only one person that could stop him: Clarice.
*We see Clarice watching TV. Suddenly, Hannibal appears on David Letterman.*
Clarice- Oh my god! He's back!
*We see Hannibal is lying in bed next to her*
Hannibal: I hope you don't mind, I needed to get some sleep!
*We see Wilford Brimley is lying in bed next to Hannibal*
Wilford: I vant to suck your blood!
Clarice: Oh my god!
*The screen goes black*
Voiceover: Hannibal is back...and this time's he so cra-zay!
*Hannibal is seen on stage once again*
Hannibal: Did you ever trying eating flesh with a spoon! Oh man, that can turn into a pretty sticky situation.
Audience: Hannibal, you so crazy!
*The screen goes black once again*
Voiceover: Hannibal 2: You so Crazy. Coming this Fall to a theatre near you. Starring Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Wilford Brimley, and Cory Feldman as "Hannibal Jr."
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Voiceover: In a World full of hate and violence. One man tried to bring some sunshine into the world...through humour.
*Hannibal is seen on stage*
Hannibal: You ever notice how white people always mow their lawn? Man, we're so lame.
Voiceover: This Fall, Hannibal Lecter is back, and this time...he's hilarious!
*Hannibal is performing on David Letterman*
Hannibal: Why do they call them fingers? That is so wacky!?
Audience: Hannibal, you so crazy!
Voiceover: But, everything is not as seems on the outside...
*Hannibal knocks on the door to an apartment. A man opens it.*
Man: May I help you?
Hannibal: You gave my set last night a bad review. I don't like bad reviews.
Man: Well, you had some bad jokes. That was the worst knock-knock joke I've ever heard.
Hannibal: Oh, do you like this one? Knock knock.
Man: Who's there?
Hannibal: I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
*The screen goes black as the man screams.*
Voiceover: And there's only one person that could stop him: Clarice.
*We see Clarice watching TV. Suddenly, Hannibal appears on David Letterman.*
Clarice- Oh my god! He's back!
*We see Hannibal is lying in bed next to her*
Hannibal: I hope you don't mind, I needed to get some sleep!
*We see Wilford Brimley is lying in bed next to Hannibal*
Wilford: I vant to suck your blood!
Clarice: Oh my god!
*The screen goes black*
Voiceover: Hannibal is back...and this time's he so cra-zay!
*Hannibal is seen on stage once again*
Hannibal: Did you ever trying eating flesh with a spoon! Oh man, that can turn into a pretty sticky situation.
Audience: Hannibal, you so crazy!
*The screen goes black once again*
Voiceover: Hannibal 2: You so Crazy. Coming this Fall to a theatre near you. Starring Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Wilford Brimley, and Cory Feldman as "Hannibal Jr."
