AUTHOR'S NOTE ~ The final chapter… of the trilogy.
DISCLAIMER ~ I don't own anything and you know it.
Chapter 6
The Great River / The breaking of the Fellowship
I haven't enough time to write 2 chapters
"I give you the light of The-Unpronounceable-Star," Galadriel said, handing Frodo a bottle of what looked like perfume.
"That's just perfume, I refuse to wear it," Frodo said.
"It is not."
Not wanting further argument, the elves pushed the Company out into the river Anduin. Sam groaned, ten feet away from shore, he already felt sea sick.
The Elves had given them three boats, Aragorn, Frodo and Sam (who was throwing up over the side) in the front, Boromir, Pippin and Merry were in the middle and Legolas and Gimli in the back. Gimli, who refused to row, made Legolas do all the work.
For three days and two nights they traveled in this fashion, eating the lembas provided by the Elves of Lothlórien as they paddled.
"It is time we rested without drifting," said Aragorn, and they steered their boats towards shore. Sam, who hadn't eaten anything because he thought that there was no point in eating and throwing up again, was glad, and immediately began to eat his lembas.
"Where's Boromir?" Frodo asked.
I- deleted him, it's an easier 'death' than being stabbed- shot with arrows -whatever.
"So, he's gone now?" Frodo said.
No, I can always write him back in again. Besides, I found it creepy that his brother found him floating around. That would creep me out anyways.
"Can't we say goodbye first?" Frodo said, "He did get us this far anyways."
I suppose.
Boromir suddenly appears before them, lost and disoriented.
"Wha? Where am I?" he cried, "Aragorn! You took a shower!"
"It wasn't voluntary."
"What is it like to be deleted?" Legolas ventured, "but I do not wish this to happen you myself," he added quickly.
"Well, most of it is like floating around in white nothingness, along with junk mail, and old deleted pictures (Can't figure out why she has one of a tapeworm)," he said, "but other than that, nothing much."
"Where's Pippin and Merry?" Aragorn asked, looking around.
Boromir pointed over the horizon, "There!" Merry was waving his hands around, and Pippin was yelling save us, save us! Legolas began to push his boat out to save them.
"Legolas, come back! You'll never be able to reach them. And we don't need to cut our Fellowship down to four!" Aragorn cried.
"Then I will die trying," he called back. He paddled with inconceivable speed, and at one point, he was able to reach out and grab their boat. Suddenly, they all disappeared over the falls of Rauros.
"You killed them all?!" Aragorn shouted angrily.
No, go look, don't jump to conclusions, I did say that I wouldn't kill Legolas, don't you trust me to keep my word?
Not answering, they all ran to the edge of the falls. There they saw Merry and Pippin being hustled away by Orc henchmen. Legolas lay beached on the shore, deathly still.
I said I wouldn't kill him, but he can kill himself by his own foolishness.
"Oh yeah, great time to break the news," Gimli retorted.
THE END
"What? That's it?" Aragorn said, "You said that you would end the Fellowship on a good note. I think this is worse, Boromir is deleted, Legolas is dead, Pippin and Merry are captured and Frodo and Sam are—"
"Gone!" Frodo called, "I'm sorry, I can't stand you people any longer, Aragorn you smell funny, Legolas needs to cut his hair, Gimli is always grouchy and Merry and Pippin? I guess you just have to be nice to your kin." Then, they paddled away. "I will destroy the Ring, and meet you back in Rivendell if I succeed! If I'm not there, I'm probably dead or a ring wraith already! Wish us luck!"
Don't worry, I still have to write The Two Toilets and the King comes back.
"Alright, just hurry it up," Aragorn sighed.
Just kidding.
To Be Continued… or not. Maybe. Perhaps. We're not really sure.
Think… would I really be that evil to not post a sequel?
Oh, and to all those people who can't stand Cliffhangers, read chapter 2, the reasons why I can't kill Legolas. Your dear sweet elf is still alive.
Legolas Stalker ~ I'm just glad you like it.
Sunrunner of Summer ~ I had to do the first/second attempt thingy, the chapter really was too long!
