Next chappie! Yay! Happiness is exploding like loose landmines everywhere you go!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Now, on with the story!

OH! Crap! Btw, I forgot to say that I do NOT own "The Cay" or the author who wrote it!

CHAPTER TWO: Stoo Citty's Mental Health

OFFICIAL SOUNDING MALE VOICE: Previously on "What REALLY happened in

"The Cay"":

*scene shows a woman crying hysterically*

WOMAN: Oh, Bob, why did you leave me for Cindy?!?

BOB: I didn't want to, it's just that-

OFFICIAL SOUNDING MALE VOICE: WRONGE FOOTAGE, YOU STOOPIDS!!!

ANOTHER MALE VOICE: Sorry, John.

*scene shows Phillip and his mommy running for the safety of the life- rafts*

PHILLIP'S MOM: Come on, Phillip! We need to get into a life-raft!

PHILLIP: OKAY!!! ( *)_(* )

*Phillip and his mother run toward the life rafts. Phillip is hit by a falling beam of wood.

scene changes to Phillip talking to Timothy on the life-raft*

TIMOTHY: You're on a raf'! I'm Timoty! You was hit on de 'ead by a fallin' beam o'

wood and was knocked out! I saved you, young boss! SQWEEEEEEEEEE-CHEESE!

*scene changes to Phillip talking to Timothy in a frantic voice*

PHILLIP: AHH! Timothy! I'm blind!!!

*dramatic music*

*scene shows Phillip mopeing on the raft*

TIMOTHY: Why so down, Pheeleep?

PHILLIP: Weeeeell, lets see: my boat was wrecked, I've lost my mother, I'm on a raft

floating in the middle of god-knows what ocean with a crazy old man who thinks he

invented the ocean-

TIMOTHY: And de air!

PHILLIP: -and the air, along with a demonic cat, my hair is messed up and I haven't put

on makeup in, like, FOREVER; and, to top it off, I'm BLIND!!!!

TIMOTHY: Mebee you jes' 'ave your blanket ovah your eyes.

PHILLIP: How many time do I have to tell you, I don't have any blankets!!!

TIMOTHY: Why don't we jes' test? *reaches for Stoo Citty*

PHILLIP: You are NOT going to throw Stoo Citty at me!

TIMOTHY: *looks sulky* Fine, then.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*scene shows Phillip and Timothy asleep on the raft, it goes over to Stoo Citty, who is

watching them with contempt*

STOO CITTY: (muttering) Stupid humans. If I get thrown one more time, I'll kill both

of them.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*scene shows Timothy and Phillip on the raft the next moring; Stoo Citty is cleaing

himself and muttering under his breath*

TIMOTHY: Pheeleep!!!! I see lan'!

PHILLIP: What direction?

TIMOTHY: It's right in front of us!

PHILLIP: I CAN'T SEE!!! .

TIMOTHY: I will get out and pull us to the shore.

PHILLIP: Ok.

TIMOTHY: *jumps in water* HEHEHEE!! WHEEE!!!! *sings* I've got a loverly bunch

of coconuts!! There they are, a'standing in a row! *contines*

PHILLIP: Gawd. How long am I going to be stuck with this weirdo? -.-

STOO CITTY: *looks over at Phillip, continues washing*

*scene shows Timothy pulling the raft onto the shore with Phillip and Stoo Citty on it*

TIMOTHY: We be here!!

PHILLIP: FINALLY!! *crawls off raft*

TIMOTHY: WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?!?! DON'T LAY IN THAT NICE, CLEAN DIRT

WITH YOUR DISGUSTINGNESS!!! @_o

PHILLIP: *looks freaked* OK! OK! I'M SORRY! O.O

TIMOTHY: You'd bettah be.

*coconut flies through the air form a nearby tree and hits Timothy in the head*

TIMOTHY: @_@.

*psychotic laughter*

PHILLIP: Umm. Timothy?

*coconut flies through the air and hits Phillip in the head*

PHILLIP: @_@.

******************** Yeesh. I still need to work on the funny parts. I'm just not feeling very hyper. Anyways, R&R! *corn cob comes out and dances*