The 10 Commandments II: Renegade
Voiceover: In the year 2003, Paramount Pictures decided to create a sequel to one of it's most beloved films: The 10th Commandments. But nobody liked religion anymore, so they had to spice it up. Vin Disel is Moses, and he's here to cleanse our sins.
*We see Moses speeding across the streets of New York City, shooting out of the window with a shotgun*
Voiceover: Detectice John Moses is the 32nd grandson of Moses. Although his famous 32nd grandfather said thou shall not kill, he's cleaning up sins his own way.
*We see Moses shooting a rocket launcher from a flaming helicopter, blowing up a huge skyscraper.*
Moses: It looks like I should create a new commandment. Thou shall die!
*Moses leaps out of the helicopter and releases a parachute*
Voiceover: This ain't your grandma's Moses. This is the Moses for the asskicking generation. Moses is here to deal out pain and religion.
*Moses is fighting a priest*
Moses: Hey, it looks like you're not as holy as you thought.
Priest: Damn you Moses! How did you find out about my illegal cocaine ring!
Moses: Let's just say I've got a sixth sense for crime.
*Moses impales the Priest with a flag of the USA*
Moses: Looks like you addressed the flag.
*He throws the Priest and Flag out the window*
Voiceover: He may break the 10 Commandments, but he gets results. Deadly results.
*Moses is talking to the Chief of Police*
Chief: Moses, you're a renegade. I have to suspend you from the job.
Moses: Hey, I do what I can to get results. Sometimes you have to break the rules.
Chief: Oh Moses, why can't you be more like your 32nd Grandfather.
*Moses squints his eyes*
Moses: Let's just say I open the rivers of crime my own way, with unnecessary violence.
*Moses grabs Chief and tosses him out the window*
Voiceover: Moses is kicking ass and taking names, but is there room for romance in his heart?
*Moses is standing in front of a girl*
Moses: You know, my 32nd Grandfather said "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife". But I don't think he knew how hot you were.
Girl: Oh Moses, kiss me.
Moses: Thou will be kissed.
*Moses grabs her and throws her out a window*
Moses: Too bad you're a scumbag.
*He squins his eyes again*
Voiceover: Moses is out for justice, our for revenge, and out to take you down with his own personal brand of commandments.
*Moses is standing in a warehouse, surrounded by thugs.*
Moses: I only have two commandments. Thou shall die, and Thou will be killed by me!
*Moses pulls out a gatling gun and shoots everyone*
Voiceover: The 10 Commandments 2: Renegade. Moses is back, and he's out for revenge. Coming this Fall to a theatre near you.
Voiceover: In the year 2003, Paramount Pictures decided to create a sequel to one of it's most beloved films: The 10th Commandments. But nobody liked religion anymore, so they had to spice it up. Vin Disel is Moses, and he's here to cleanse our sins.
*We see Moses speeding across the streets of New York City, shooting out of the window with a shotgun*
Voiceover: Detectice John Moses is the 32nd grandson of Moses. Although his famous 32nd grandfather said thou shall not kill, he's cleaning up sins his own way.
*We see Moses shooting a rocket launcher from a flaming helicopter, blowing up a huge skyscraper.*
Moses: It looks like I should create a new commandment. Thou shall die!
*Moses leaps out of the helicopter and releases a parachute*
Voiceover: This ain't your grandma's Moses. This is the Moses for the asskicking generation. Moses is here to deal out pain and religion.
*Moses is fighting a priest*
Moses: Hey, it looks like you're not as holy as you thought.
Priest: Damn you Moses! How did you find out about my illegal cocaine ring!
Moses: Let's just say I've got a sixth sense for crime.
*Moses impales the Priest with a flag of the USA*
Moses: Looks like you addressed the flag.
*He throws the Priest and Flag out the window*
Voiceover: He may break the 10 Commandments, but he gets results. Deadly results.
*Moses is talking to the Chief of Police*
Chief: Moses, you're a renegade. I have to suspend you from the job.
Moses: Hey, I do what I can to get results. Sometimes you have to break the rules.
Chief: Oh Moses, why can't you be more like your 32nd Grandfather.
*Moses squints his eyes*
Moses: Let's just say I open the rivers of crime my own way, with unnecessary violence.
*Moses grabs Chief and tosses him out the window*
Voiceover: Moses is kicking ass and taking names, but is there room for romance in his heart?
*Moses is standing in front of a girl*
Moses: You know, my 32nd Grandfather said "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife". But I don't think he knew how hot you were.
Girl: Oh Moses, kiss me.
Moses: Thou will be kissed.
*Moses grabs her and throws her out a window*
Moses: Too bad you're a scumbag.
*He squins his eyes again*
Voiceover: Moses is out for justice, our for revenge, and out to take you down with his own personal brand of commandments.
*Moses is standing in a warehouse, surrounded by thugs.*
Moses: I only have two commandments. Thou shall die, and Thou will be killed by me!
*Moses pulls out a gatling gun and shoots everyone*
Voiceover: The 10 Commandments 2: Renegade. Moses is back, and he's out for revenge. Coming this Fall to a theatre near you.
