The 10 Commandments II: Renegade

Voiceover: In the year 2003, Paramount Pictures decided to create a sequel to one of it's most beloved films: The 10th Commandments. But nobody liked religion anymore, so they had to spice it up. Vin Disel is Moses, and he's here to cleanse our sins.

*We see Moses speeding across the streets of New York City, shooting out of the window with a shotgun*

Voiceover: Detectice John Moses is the 32nd grandson of Moses. Although his famous 32nd grandfather said thou shall not kill, he's cleaning up sins his own way.

*We see Moses shooting a rocket launcher from a flaming helicopter, blowing up a huge skyscraper.*

Moses: It looks like I should create a new commandment. Thou shall die!

*Moses leaps out of the helicopter and releases a parachute*

Voiceover: This ain't your grandma's Moses. This is the Moses for the asskicking generation. Moses is here to deal out pain and religion.

*Moses is fighting a priest*

Moses: Hey, it looks like you're not as holy as you thought.

Priest: Damn you Moses! How did you find out about my illegal cocaine ring!

Moses: Let's just say I've got a sixth sense for crime.

*Moses impales the Priest with a flag of the USA*

Moses: Looks like you addressed the flag.

*He throws the Priest and Flag out the window*

Voiceover: He may break the 10 Commandments, but he gets results. Deadly results.

*Moses is talking to the Chief of Police*

Chief: Moses, you're a renegade. I have to suspend you from the job.

Moses: Hey, I do what I can to get results. Sometimes you have to break the rules.

Chief: Oh Moses, why can't you be more like your 32nd Grandfather.

*Moses squints his eyes*

Moses: Let's just say I open the rivers of crime my own way, with unnecessary violence.

*Moses grabs Chief and tosses him out the window*

Voiceover: Moses is kicking ass and taking names, but is there room for romance in his heart?

*Moses is standing in front of a girl*

Moses: You know, my 32nd Grandfather said "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife". But I don't think he knew how hot you were.

Girl: Oh Moses, kiss me.

Moses: Thou will be kissed.

*Moses grabs her and throws her out a window*

Moses: Too bad you're a scumbag.

*He squins his eyes again*

Voiceover: Moses is out for justice, our for revenge, and out to take you down with his own personal brand of commandments.

*Moses is standing in a warehouse, surrounded by thugs.*

Moses: I only have two commandments. Thou shall die, and Thou will be killed by me!

*Moses pulls out a gatling gun and shoots everyone*

Voiceover: The 10 Commandments 2: Renegade. Moses is back, and he's out for revenge. Coming this Fall to a theatre near you.