Yet another chapter of my wonderful story! So happy! And kind of amazed that I wrote

two of the chapters in one day. maybe it was all of the mini Reeses Peanut Butter

cups I ate earlier. Who knows?

Oh, and I do NOT own the book "The Cay", any of the characters in it, nor do I own Igor

from Young Frankenstein, or Young Frankenstein. In other words, I don't own very

Much. Aaah, well.

CHAPTER THREE: Dr. Squishy and Assistant Splat

Timothy and Phillip wake up in an big, cave-like room with various instruments of

torture, bound head to foot. Stoo Citty is not in the room with them.

PHILLIP: Wh-what happened?

TIMOTHY: Well, I reckon it went a bit like thees: was was a strollin' troo de desert,

when a large, desert penguin came up to us and-

PHILLIP: Oh, nevermind!

The door at the other side of the room opens and an odd figure wearing a doctor's coat

covered in blood shuffles in.

ODD FIGURE: Heh. Heh. How lucky for me that you landed on my island! Now I

can discover the wonders of the human body! *stops so that he is just in the shadows*

PHILLIP: Aren't YOU a human?

ODD FIGURE: NO! I am a pig-infested shrubbery! You may call me Dr. Squishy.

PHILLIP: Dr. Squishy?

DR. SQUISHY: Yes. 'Squishy' as in the way cow brains feel when you squeeze them. Or

any brains, for that matter. Anyway! I shall commence the study of the human body!

Assistant Splat! Come in here!!

PHILLIP: Splat?!

DR. SQUISHY: YES!!! 'Splat' as in the sound intestines make when they hit the floor

after being drooped from a distance!

PHILLIP: I'm sure you know more about that stuff then I do, so I won't argue.

The door at the other side of the room opens again, this time a really short figure enters.

DR. SQUISHY: Ah! Assistant Splat! I trust you brought the diagram paper?

ASSISTANT SPLAT: Yeeeeeeees master! (think, Igor from Young Frankenstein) *pulls

a roll or barge pieces of paper out of nowhere* Here! *hands to Dr. Squishy*

DR. SQUISHY: Excellent! Let us begin! *he puts diagram paper on a writing desk that,

just like the diagram paper, appears out of no where; he sits down and begins to draw*

ASSISTANT SPLAT: Heh. *slouches over to the table that Timothy and Phillip are

tied up on and stares avidly at them, while rubbing his hands* You know what we're

gonna do to you?

PHILLIP: Well, as I've never been dissected, I wouldn't know.

ASSISTANT SPLAT: *continues talking as though he Phillip didn't even respond* First,

we're gonna draw you all normal like, then we're gonna draw you holding a kumkwat,

then we're gonna cut you open and looks at all your squishies-

PHILLIP: I could live with that, there are worse ways to go, I guess.

ASSISTANT SPLAT: Then we're gonna dress you up in pink bikinis with and put

eye shadow on you and draw you like that!

PHILLIP: But! Those colors clash, which is a fashion no-no! AAAAHHHH!! *breaks

free from ropes with superhuman strength brought on only by the threat of either death or

being forced to wear eye shadow that clashes with your outfit* Come on, Timothy!

*picks up Timothy with same superhuman strength and runs off with him out a door

opposite the one Dr. Squishy and Assistant Splat came through*

DR. SQUISHY: Hey! Wait! You can't just leave!!

Phillip slams the door behind him and locks it with a key that just happened to be in the

lock. He then puts Timothy down on the floor and unties him.

PHILLIP: Okay, Timothy! We're going to have to split up! We have a better chance of

getting out of here alive if we travel alone.

TIMOTHY: Whatever you say, young boss!

Timothy and Phillip go down different tunnels. Phillip takes the right, Timothy takes the

left.

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Ahhh, the fun a mad scientist and his assistant can add to a story! Anyhoo, R&R!