Inu Yasha Meets Music
Ch15: Inu Yasha Meets Karaoke
Part 2 - Skee Lo: I Wish
Hojo strolled into the party (where are these dip-shits coming from?!) to look for Kagome. He found her dancing with Inu Yasha (I've heard that before).
"Hey Kagome, wanna dance?" Hojo said happily.
"No thanks, Hojo, I'm fine," Kagome sighed and kept dancing.
"Why would you want to talk with this guy anyway? I'M your boyfriend," Hojo grinned like an idiot.
"Oh, HELL naw you didn't just say that to me," Inu Yasha snarled and rolled up the sleeve of the baggy shirt Kagome gave him to wear.
"Let's not get violent here!" Shippou bounced happily in between the fight, since he was used to it by now, "We seem to have another battle on our hands."
"Yeah, Hoho...you beat me in a battle and you get Kagome," Inu Yasha showed his fangs.
"Alright then!" Hojo grabbed the mic and Shippou laid a beat.
*Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true*
Hello?
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Kagome
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin' phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he kills all
So how am I gonna compete with that?
when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me, I get the good brats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(repeat)
I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(repeat)
I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)
Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(repeat)
I wish, I wish, I wish
Inu Yasha rolled his eyes and snatched the mic rudely from Hojo. "Let me show you some real stuff, BOY," Inu Yasha sneered while winking at Kagome.
[Inu Yasha]
You are now rapping...with Inu Yasha
you gotta love it...
I just wanna chill and twist a lot
Catch suns in my 7-45
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers babe
[Miroku]
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now
would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...
[Inu Yasha]
If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century,
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like
some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?
If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
In the bed if I used my tongue would you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?
Now we can have a lil' drink you know a nightcap
and we could go do what you like, I know you like that
[Miroku]
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now (Woo!)
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...
[Inu Yasha]
Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?
Are you my soul mate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing
do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?
I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got in them jeans
If I was down would you say things to make me smile?
I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how
If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me
would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
We only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile
[Miroku]
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now
would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...
[Inu Yasha]
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us
could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us...
"Well, I think we ALL know who won this one..." Shippou grinned.
"I'm sorry, Hoho, but Kagome is MINE," Inu Yasha smirked in a way only Inu Yasha could smirk, and put his arm around Kagome's waist.
Hoho walked out of the party with a long face. He looked like he just remembered something and turned around. "It's HOJO!" he screamed and stormed out.
Inu Yasha +Aaliyah: "WHATEVER!!!!!!!" Shippou put on another song and everybody went back to dancing.
"Ain't any party like a Shippou party, 'cuz a Shippou party don't stop!"
Inu Yasha turned his pants backwards like Kriss Kross. Miroku put on a do- rag one of the guys gave him. Shippou wore a heavy diamond-studded necklace. Kagome had on a tight girl-sized Sixers jersey. Sango had a shirt airbrushed with Aaliyah's face on it.
"PARTY OVER HERE!!!!"
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Ch15: Inu Yasha Meets Karaoke
Part 2 - Skee Lo: I Wish
Hojo strolled into the party (where are these dip-shits coming from?!) to look for Kagome. He found her dancing with Inu Yasha (I've heard that before).
"Hey Kagome, wanna dance?" Hojo said happily.
"No thanks, Hojo, I'm fine," Kagome sighed and kept dancing.
"Why would you want to talk with this guy anyway? I'M your boyfriend," Hojo grinned like an idiot.
"Oh, HELL naw you didn't just say that to me," Inu Yasha snarled and rolled up the sleeve of the baggy shirt Kagome gave him to wear.
"Let's not get violent here!" Shippou bounced happily in between the fight, since he was used to it by now, "We seem to have another battle on our hands."
"Yeah, Hoho...you beat me in a battle and you get Kagome," Inu Yasha showed his fangs.
"Alright then!" Hojo grabbed the mic and Shippou laid a beat.
*Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true*
Hello?
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Kagome
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin' phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he kills all
So how am I gonna compete with that?
when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me, I get the good brats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(repeat)
I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(repeat)
I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)
Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(repeat)
I wish, I wish, I wish
Inu Yasha rolled his eyes and snatched the mic rudely from Hojo. "Let me show you some real stuff, BOY," Inu Yasha sneered while winking at Kagome.
[Inu Yasha]
You are now rapping...with Inu Yasha
you gotta love it...
I just wanna chill and twist a lot
Catch suns in my 7-45
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
I provide everything you need and I
Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry
Got some questions that I got to ask and I
Hope you can come up with the answers babe
[Miroku]
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now
would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...
[Inu Yasha]
If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century,
Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like
some of my friends?
If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?
If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive
I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside
If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King
would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?
In the bed if I used my tongue would you like that?
If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?
Now we can have a lil' drink you know a nightcap
and we could go do what you like, I know you like that
[Miroku]
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now (Woo!)
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...
[Inu Yasha]
Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?
Are you my soul mate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing
do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?
I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got in them jeans
If I was down would you say things to make me smile?
I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how
If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see?
And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me
would you believe me? Or up and leave me?
How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
We only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile
[Miroku]
Girl...It's easy to love me now
Would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...It's easy to love me now
would you love me if I was down and out?
Would you still have love for me?
Girl...
[Inu Yasha]
Could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us
could you love me in a Bentley?
Could you love me on a bus?
I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us...
"Well, I think we ALL know who won this one..." Shippou grinned.
"I'm sorry, Hoho, but Kagome is MINE," Inu Yasha smirked in a way only Inu Yasha could smirk, and put his arm around Kagome's waist.
Hoho walked out of the party with a long face. He looked like he just remembered something and turned around. "It's HOJO!" he screamed and stormed out.
Inu Yasha +Aaliyah: "WHATEVER!!!!!!!" Shippou put on another song and everybody went back to dancing.
"Ain't any party like a Shippou party, 'cuz a Shippou party don't stop!"
Inu Yasha turned his pants backwards like Kriss Kross. Miroku put on a do- rag one of the guys gave him. Shippou wore a heavy diamond-studded necklace. Kagome had on a tight girl-sized Sixers jersey. Sango had a shirt airbrushed with Aaliyah's face on it.
"PARTY OVER HERE!!!!"
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