Inu Yasha Meets Music

Ch15: Inu Yasha Meets Karaoke

Part 2 - Skee Lo: I Wish

Hojo strolled into the party (where are these dip-shits coming from?!) to look for Kagome. He found her dancing with Inu Yasha (I've heard that before).

"Hey Kagome, wanna dance?" Hojo said happily.

"No thanks, Hojo, I'm fine," Kagome sighed and kept dancing.

"Why would you want to talk with this guy anyway? I'M your boyfriend," Hojo grinned like an idiot.

"Oh, HELL naw you didn't just say that to me," Inu Yasha snarled and rolled up the sleeve of the baggy shirt Kagome gave him to wear.

"Let's not get violent here!" Shippou bounced happily in between the fight, since he was used to it by now, "We seem to have another battle on our hands."

"Yeah, Hoho...you beat me in a battle and you get Kagome," Inu Yasha showed his fangs.

"Alright then!" Hojo grabbed the mic and Shippou laid a beat.

*Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E

We're takin' calls on the wish line

Making all your wacky wishes come true*

Hello?

I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller,

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I can get with Kagome

Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

You know I see her all the time

Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams

I can scheme a way to make her mine

Cause I know she's livin' phat

Her boyfriend's tall and he kills all

So how am I gonna compete with that?

when it comes to playing basketball

I'm always last to be picked

And in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean up on the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls

Who came to watch their men ball

Dag y'all! I never understood

Why the jocks get the fly girls

And me, I get the good brats

I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble

Got hit with a bottle

And I been in the hospital

For talkin' that mess

I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city

That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name

Glad I came to my senses

Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach

Overcome by the thoughts of me and her together

Right?

So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

(repeat)

I wish I had a brand-new car

So far, I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat

But that's flat

And do you really wanna know what's really whack

See I can't even get a date

So, what do you think of that?

I heard that prom night is a bomb night

With the hood rats you can hold tight

But really tho' I 'm a figaro

When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello

Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday

Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go

You know I take the 110 until the 105

Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive

Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'

In a concrete jungle and

These girls just keep passin' me by

She looks fly, she looks fly

Makes me say my, my, my

(repeat)

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a baller...

I wish I was a little bit taller y'all

I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way

'Cause everyday would be a Friday

You could even speed on the highway

I would play ghetto games

Name my kids ghetto names

Little Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine

Yo you know that's on the real

So if you're down on your luck

Then you should notice how I feel

Cause if you don't want me around

See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound

Hey, you , what's that sound?

Everybody look what's going down

Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?

Everybody wants to get down like dat

(repeat)

I wish, I wish, I wish

Inu Yasha rolled his eyes and snatched the mic rudely from Hojo. "Let me show you some real stuff, BOY," Inu Yasha sneered while winking at Kagome.

[Inu Yasha]

You are now rapping...with Inu Yasha

you gotta love it...

I just wanna chill and twist a lot

Catch suns in my 7-45

You drive me crazy shorty I

Need to see you and feel you next to me

I provide everything you need and I

Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry

Got some questions that I got to ask and I

Hope you can come up with the answers babe

[Miroku]

Girl...It's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me?

Girl...It's easy to love me now

would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me?

Girl...

[Inu Yasha]

If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?

If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?

If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century,

Could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?

If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like

some of my friends?

If I was hit and I was hurt would you be by my side?

If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?

I'd get out and peel a nigga cap and chill and drive

I'm asking questions to find out how you feel inside

If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King

would you be ashamed to tell your friends you feelin' me?

In the bed if I used my tongue would you like that?

If I wrote you a love letter would you write back?

Now we can have a lil' drink you know a nightcap

and we could go do what you like, I know you like that

[Miroku]

Girl...It's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me?

Girl...It's easy to love me now (Woo!)

Would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me?

Girl...

[Inu Yasha]

Now would you leave me if you're father found out I was thuggin'?

Do you believe me when I tell you, you the one I'm loving?

Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 21 questions?

Are you my soul mate? 'Cause if so, girl you a blessing

do you trust me enough, to tell me your dreams?

I'm staring at ya' trying to figure how you got in them jeans

If I was down would you say things to make me smile?

I treat you how you want to be treated just teach me how

If I was with some other chick and someone happened to see?

And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me

would you believe me? Or up and leave me?

How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?

We only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take

I love you like a fat kid love cake

You know my style I say anything to make you smile

[Miroku]

Girl...It's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me?

Girl...It's easy to love me now

would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me?

Girl...

[Inu Yasha]

Could you love me in a Bentley?

Could you love me on a bus?

I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us

could you love me in a Bentley?

Could you love me on a bus?

I'll ask 21 questions, and they all about us...

"Well, I think we ALL know who won this one..." Shippou grinned.

"I'm sorry, Hoho, but Kagome is MINE," Inu Yasha smirked in a way only Inu Yasha could smirk, and put his arm around Kagome's waist.

Hoho walked out of the party with a long face. He looked like he just remembered something and turned around. "It's HOJO!" he screamed and stormed out.

Inu Yasha +Aaliyah: "WHATEVER!!!!!!!" Shippou put on another song and everybody went back to dancing.

"Ain't any party like a Shippou party, 'cuz a Shippou party don't stop!"

Inu Yasha turned his pants backwards like Kriss Kross. Miroku put on a do- rag one of the guys gave him. Shippou wore a heavy diamond-studded necklace. Kagome had on a tight girl-sized Sixers jersey. Sango had a shirt airbrushed with Aaliyah's face on it.

"PARTY OVER HERE!!!!"

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