Author's Note: I've been getting complaints about the fact that I use way too much rap. Here's why: RAP IS MY MUSIC.

I can't help it if rap is my main music obsession. Because I'm such a nice person, I'll apologize for not giving you people what you want. I'll put something other than rap in here every chance I get. The problem is I don't listen to rock. But I do like a few songs, so I'll put those in there.

And there are various other problems. You guys bitch and moan about who you like and who's not real and the like. Half of you hate Avril, a handful hates Good Charlotte, and yet others hate Pink. How am I supposed to know the kinds of music you guys like? You have to understand, it's difficult narrowing the choices down, so I resort to using music I like. It's a lot easier on me. If you really don't like the stuff I use, make your own fic about music, or just stop reading this fic.

Thank you for reading my note. Now on to the story!

Inu Yasha Meets Music

Ch19: "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"

"Hey, Sesshomaru, I dare you to sing this song...Or are you too scared?" Inu Yasha grinned.

"Ha! You wish!" Sess looked at the song and his eyes widened. "Oh, no..." He grabbed the mic and sighed before the beat came up. He started to sing...

*I'm going out tonight - I'm feelin' alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Wanna make some noise - really raise my voice

Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions - make no conditions

Get a little outta line

I ain't gonna act politically correct

I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy - forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild - yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free - yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break - tonight we're gonna take

The chance to get out on the town

We don't need romance - we only wanna dance

We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy - forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts - short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild - yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action - feel the attraction

Color my hair - do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free - yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a woman

is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts - short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild - yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action - feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free - yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

I get totally crazy

can you feel it

come, come, come on baby

I feel like a woman...*

"Inu Yasha, I'm going to KILL you!!!!!!!" Sess started chasing Inu Yasha around wildly, swinging his fists at him.

"C'mon, Sesshomaru, it was a JOKE!" Inu Yasha ducked as Sess swung at him again.

"Should we help him?" Sango asked Kagome.

"If we do, Sess'll kick our asses for protecting him. I think Inu Yasha needs to pay for his mistakes..." Kagome and Sango nodded and continued to watch Sess chase Inu Yasha around the house, paying no mind when they broke a lamp or ran over a house-pet.

Miroku staggered over to Sango, drunk as all hell. "Hey, Sango, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. Treat me right and I'll do it your way."

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Aaliyah: I didn't get enough reviews, but it's my birthday, so I'll be humble. Hope you like it.