Rules for dating Yami Bakura!
Imagine, you with my yami! Are you insane? Oh well, beggars can't be choosers now can they? Okay, here are the ground rules, you must follow them because they are very important!
#1. When you come to pick Bakura up, you can kncok on the door and I'll answer it. In order for you and my yami to go out, I need some personal info like your insurance and i.d.
consequences: Well, if you don't want to be found and titled as unidentified body, then I assume you might want to tell me.
#2. Make sure all sharp objects such as : Knifes, scissors, paper, jewelry, pencils, cell phones and pizza crust are removed from the car.
consequences: Ha! If you don't want to find blood all over your body when you wake up I suggest you better remove those objects pronto!
#3. Take him out to a nice place, not too romantic though, and, make sure he eats his veggies!
consequences: Do you actually think that I would kill you just because he didn't eat his four food groups? Tsk tsk tsk, I will just be very dissapointed.
#4. If you go to the movies, buy him candy or soda with lots of caffine.
consequences: You will never hear the end of it.
#5. If you buy him a present, give him candy, or, to put it otherwise, give him your candy.
consequences: He'll keep the candy and toss you out the door.
#6. No going upstairs!
consequences: I don't know.... JUST DON'T DO IT!
#7. Never tell him to get another haircut.
consequences: Hey, I take that as an insult too! It's not my fault we look alike yet we are totally seperate people.
#8. Never mention the subject of squirrels while outside.
consequences: Seriously, do you know his reaction to squirrels? It's not pretty.
#9. Don't ever talk about our past relationship.
consequences: He might start to cry.
#10. Don't ask about his other girlfriends.
consequences: You wanna end up in the backyard with them too? And those are the ten simple rules to dating Yami Bakura. You know there are better people to date, no, I'm not talking about me, but please, for your own safety, find someone else!
Imagine, you with my yami! Are you insane? Oh well, beggars can't be choosers now can they? Okay, here are the ground rules, you must follow them because they are very important!
#1. When you come to pick Bakura up, you can kncok on the door and I'll answer it. In order for you and my yami to go out, I need some personal info like your insurance and i.d.
consequences: Well, if you don't want to be found and titled as unidentified body, then I assume you might want to tell me.
#2. Make sure all sharp objects such as : Knifes, scissors, paper, jewelry, pencils, cell phones and pizza crust are removed from the car.
consequences: Ha! If you don't want to find blood all over your body when you wake up I suggest you better remove those objects pronto!
#3. Take him out to a nice place, not too romantic though, and, make sure he eats his veggies!
consequences: Do you actually think that I would kill you just because he didn't eat his four food groups? Tsk tsk tsk, I will just be very dissapointed.
#4. If you go to the movies, buy him candy or soda with lots of caffine.
consequences: You will never hear the end of it.
#5. If you buy him a present, give him candy, or, to put it otherwise, give him your candy.
consequences: He'll keep the candy and toss you out the door.
#6. No going upstairs!
consequences: I don't know.... JUST DON'T DO IT!
#7. Never tell him to get another haircut.
consequences: Hey, I take that as an insult too! It's not my fault we look alike yet we are totally seperate people.
#8. Never mention the subject of squirrels while outside.
consequences: Seriously, do you know his reaction to squirrels? It's not pretty.
#9. Don't ever talk about our past relationship.
consequences: He might start to cry.
#10. Don't ask about his other girlfriends.
consequences: You wanna end up in the backyard with them too? And those are the ten simple rules to dating Yami Bakura. You know there are better people to date, no, I'm not talking about me, but please, for your own safety, find someone else!
