Rules for dating Yami!

Hi there, it's me, Yugi. Let me just say you two would make a great cute little couple! But, there are things about Yami you don't know, like, who taught him how to have s- eh- anyway, here are some easy rules for dating Yami. ^.^

#1. Whatever you do, don't give Yami achohol

consequences: have you ever heard 'This is the song that never ends?' Well, it never ends!!

#2. Don't mention anything about Bakura.

consequences: Hmmm, it's okay if you want to end up in the shadow realm, I mean it will make my yami stronger by one soul.

#3. If you go to an amusement park, please, get on the slow calm rides like 'Bunnies Galore'.

consequences: Yami goes insane on rollercoasters. Remember the inncedent with 'The Big Bear?' After that we had to take Yami to the mental hospital for therapy.

#4. Take him someplace romantic. Oh yeah, pay for the bill.

consequences: I won't like you anymore! And I will end yall's little relationship just like that!

#5. Lemme see, Yami is a great guy so... Don't make him cry!

consequences: You'll make me cry.

#6. Make sure you can run track really good.

consequences: Do you know how it feels to be crumpled to dust by fan girls? Pah-leeze!

#7. Please do not talk about the past and Egypt.

consequences: He'll think a fork is his sceptor and he'll try to control people with it.

There are not that many rules, I mean Yami's a sweet, sensitive guy and any girl would be lucky enough to have him. I give you my blessing! Bye bye, C'ya!