Rules for dating Marik!
Okay, as for knowing my yami, well, he's a nutcase. All I say is, you better do what he tells you.
#1. Do exactly what he tells you.
consequences: Well, prepare for the world's most unpleasant pillow fight.
#2. Feed him properly.
consequences: Ufed Marik+hyperMarik= An unhappy hikari. Deal with it!
#3. Give him candy.
consequences: He'll cry.
#4. In the movie theater, let him put his arm around you.
consequences: He'll do it anyway so get used to it.
#5. For a present, give him something shiny, Oooh yessss, and something sharp *rubs hands together*
consequences: He'll break your neck. *.*;
#6. Tell him all your secrets.
consequences: He won't like you anymore if he doesn't really know you.
#8. There is no rule #8! Isn't that grand?! Anyway, you know, there are better people to date like *ehem* me. Oh come on! I'm the normal one! I know that you know that I know that you know that you like me. Let your innerconsious speak for once! Because it is I, Malik Ishtar! Please Read and review the nice authoress! You know what? Don't tell Marik, but I just switched his shampoo with pink hair dye-
"MALIK!!!!"
"Eh-heh, gotta go!"
Okay, as for knowing my yami, well, he's a nutcase. All I say is, you better do what he tells you.
#1. Do exactly what he tells you.
consequences: Well, prepare for the world's most unpleasant pillow fight.
#2. Feed him properly.
consequences: Ufed Marik+hyperMarik= An unhappy hikari. Deal with it!
#3. Give him candy.
consequences: He'll cry.
#4. In the movie theater, let him put his arm around you.
consequences: He'll do it anyway so get used to it.
#5. For a present, give him something shiny, Oooh yessss, and something sharp *rubs hands together*
consequences: He'll break your neck. *.*;
#6. Tell him all your secrets.
consequences: He won't like you anymore if he doesn't really know you.
#8. There is no rule #8! Isn't that grand?! Anyway, you know, there are better people to date like *ehem* me. Oh come on! I'm the normal one! I know that you know that I know that you know that you like me. Let your innerconsious speak for once! Because it is I, Malik Ishtar! Please Read and review the nice authoress! You know what? Don't tell Marik, but I just switched his shampoo with pink hair dye-
"MALIK!!!!"
"Eh-heh, gotta go!"
