Rules for Dating Kaiba

Hey, it's me Mokuba. How crazy do ya gottsta be to wanna go out with Seto?! I'm not gonna mention any name *cough* Tam *cough* but I say it's very very very very very very very very very crazy! Excuse me, I just had a sugar frenzy.

#1. Make sure I know you.

consequences: I won't let Seto leave the house, trust me, all I have to do is cling to hi leg and tada!

#2. I want you to pay the bill when you two go out to eat.

concequences: Well, I need to survive too! Hey, my allowance isn't that much, only $1 million a week! Jeeze, Seto's such a cheapskate!

#3. Don't give him candy, save it for me and I'll be your friend forever!

consequences: Lets see. Hmmm, No candy no money no Seto. Got it missy?!

#4. If he mentions about his paperwork being lost on the freeway, I'll give you $15 to take the blame!

consequences: *Door slams in your face*

#5. Don'y make fun of the trench coat, I picked it out.

consequences: You do, I'll bury you alive! *foams from the mouth*

#6. Don't make fun of him when you see an older picture of him. He had orange eyes and green hair, who doesn't?

consequences: Shall I arrange your funeral arrangements now or later?

#7. Don't hurt his feelings.

concequences: You do I'll kill you and make it look like you had an accident!

#8. Tell him, 'You got a cute little brother,' he likes that you like his family.

concequences: *slams door in your face*

#9. When you enter our REALLY BIG mansion, do not touch or steal anything!

consequences: I hate you!

#10. Stay outta Seto's life, that's not a suggestion, that's a threat!

mob: Why are you so violent?

mokuba: Why are you asking me questions stupid author?!

mob: I'm gonna decapitate you!

mokuba: You really shouldn't stoop to my level!

mob: You just insulted yourself! Hah!

mokuba: Who would be that crazy to date Seto?

mob: NOT ME! But one who shall remain nameless is completly obsessed with your brother. She wants to decorate her wall with pics of him so she said.....

mokuba: Excuse me while I go throw up......