Rules for dating Ryou!

Don't you even dare try to take hikari away from me!

#1. When you come by to pick Ryou up, guess who's chaperoning?!

consequemces: Girl pleaz, you won't even make it out the driveway.

#2. You will have him back home while it's still daylight.

consequences: I will personaltely assasinate you.

#3. Pleaze, no sugar for him! He gets all crazy. Oh- bring me some candy though.

consequences: You really want to lose a leg don't ya?

#4. No cutsie wootsie words!

consequences: Ooh, you want me to sing at your funeral? I'll do it, really I would!

#5. Buy him anything he wants.

consequences: Your ears will hurt.

#6. Take him someplace romantic, not too romantic though! (you might give him ideas! *shudders*)

consequences: I won't do anything, I just want you to treat him with basic human respect, I mean, don't tell Ryou I told you this, but he's th most sensitive guy I've ever known!

#7. Do not get off the car when you drop him off.

consequences: There is a whole list of consequences that you will go through with me!

#8. The most important of all, YOU CAN'T DATE RYOU!

Look, I can tell you it will be over before it even begins! *sobs* That's what happed with me and Ryou.... Wahh- Okay, you did not just hear that! You tell you die!!!