Rules for dating! Shizuka!

Listen up here, I'm Jou. You know, da really cute one in de show! Why are you peoples lookin at mes like I'mz crazy eh? Okay, okay! Here are the fround rules for datin my lil sis Serenity.

#1. Don't date her

consequences: I'll give yer a knuckle sandwich!

#2. If you must date her, it better be a good excuse!

consequences: Hey! What kind of buisness do you think I'm running here?

#3. Take her some place romantic

consequences: You WON'T have my blessings or my lil sis

#3. Don't EVEN TRY any funny stuff

consequences: Guess who's chaperoning?!

#4. Don't kiss her

consequences: I know how to throw my voice, how do you feel about dead stuffed squirrels appearing in your house?

#5. Let me kick you

consequences: What? I can't kick you?

#8. There is no rule number 8

consequences: I just said there is no rule number 8!

#9. You WILL have her home early

consequences: I'll die your hair pink and I'll tie your shoe.

Ok, that's the main rules! Do not date her! I already have a big line waiting to date her! Yea, she's pretty and I'm gonna take advantage of that. Yea, I'm selling her to oda guys, don't tell her! I need money too, oh yea, don't tell Honda that either.