Rules for dating! Shizuka!
Listen up here, I'm Jou. You know, da really cute one in de show! Why are you peoples lookin at mes like I'mz crazy eh? Okay, okay! Here are the fround rules for datin my lil sis Serenity.
#1. Don't date her
consequences: I'll give yer a knuckle sandwich!
#2. If you must date her, it better be a good excuse!
consequences: Hey! What kind of buisness do you think I'm running here?
#3. Take her some place romantic
consequences: You WON'T have my blessings or my lil sis
#3. Don't EVEN TRY any funny stuff
consequences: Guess who's chaperoning?!
#4. Don't kiss her
consequences: I know how to throw my voice, how do you feel about dead stuffed squirrels appearing in your house?
#5. Let me kick you
consequences: What? I can't kick you?
#8. There is no rule number 8
consequences: I just said there is no rule number 8!
#9. You WILL have her home early
consequences: I'll die your hair pink and I'll tie your shoe.
Ok, that's the main rules! Do not date her! I already have a big line waiting to date her! Yea, she's pretty and I'm gonna take advantage of that. Yea, I'm selling her to oda guys, don't tell her! I need money too, oh yea, don't tell Honda that either.
Listen up here, I'm Jou. You know, da really cute one in de show! Why are you peoples lookin at mes like I'mz crazy eh? Okay, okay! Here are the fround rules for datin my lil sis Serenity.
#1. Don't date her
consequences: I'll give yer a knuckle sandwich!
#2. If you must date her, it better be a good excuse!
consequences: Hey! What kind of buisness do you think I'm running here?
#3. Take her some place romantic
consequences: You WON'T have my blessings or my lil sis
#3. Don't EVEN TRY any funny stuff
consequences: Guess who's chaperoning?!
#4. Don't kiss her
consequences: I know how to throw my voice, how do you feel about dead stuffed squirrels appearing in your house?
#5. Let me kick you
consequences: What? I can't kick you?
#8. There is no rule number 8
consequences: I just said there is no rule number 8!
#9. You WILL have her home early
consequences: I'll die your hair pink and I'll tie your shoe.
Ok, that's the main rules! Do not date her! I already have a big line waiting to date her! Yea, she's pretty and I'm gonna take advantage of that. Yea, I'm selling her to oda guys, don't tell her! I need money too, oh yea, don't tell Honda that either.
