Rules for dating Tea!
Hi there! This is Yami speaking and we all wanted to tell you what we thought about Tea before you go and date her. Actually, there are no rules for dating Tea! You wanna know why? Because no one wants to date Tea! Hahaha- that's a good one, seriously my sides are hurting from all the laughter that we all had while writting this chapter! Okay, everyone will say how they feel about the girl now. What do I think about the girl? I think she spent way too much time and money on plastic surgery. Now let's go ask our fellow characters because I'm going to be the annoying interviewer okay? Alrighty then!
"Isis, what do you think about Tea Garner?"
"What do I think about her? Are you serious? I let her into my home and she broke all my mirrors, hmmph, that's the last time I let that little brat into my house!"
"Thankyou for you time!" Okay, so that was quick right? Now let's ask everyone's favorite annoying tomb robbing fiend the question now shall we?
Lemme just clue you in that he's eating. "Bakura! Just the man I wanted to talk to! So what do you think of Tea Gardner?"
O.O All of a sudden Bakura spits everything out of his mouth and onto the plate. "I'm warning you Pharaoh- don't ever talk about that 'thing' while I'm eating!"
"Well...that's nice to know, ehem- moving on. We'll ask Serenity! Serenity, what do you think about Tea Gardner?"
"Me? What do I think about HER? There are no words I use to express how I feel about Tea Gardner."
"So you like her?" *record player*
"Who told you that? I have the words but I just can't express them here in public. Oh please! It's bad enough just working with the girl!"
"I understand, thanks Serenity. Now let's move onto...Seto Kaiba!" I walked closer to Kaiba and he just stares at me with is same cold glare. "Kaiba, what do you think of Tea Gardner?"
"Excuse me? Who's Tea Gardner?"
"Eh- okay you don't remember her... well here's a picture to remind you of!" I show him a picture and Mokuba starts crying.
"Yami! Put that thing away it scared Mokuba! Okay so you wanted to know what I thought of her right? Well I think it's a shame that they let something that UGLY walk on the face of the earth now if you don't burn that picture then I'll do it for you!" Seto grabs the picture and began ripping it to pieces and then stomping on them. Don't tell anyone I told you but the guy gots issues. Moving on to Ryou.
"You want me to tell you what I think about Tea? Okay.... here goes- you sure you want to know? Alright, I think she's the most-"
BLEEEP!
*.* "Eh-heh... well that's a different side to you that I've definitely never seen before Ryou."
"Yup, he's my hikari and I have to teach him something right?" Bakura interrupted and I walked away. Instead of wasting precious time of you lives that you'll never get back I'm going to tell you what they all said.
That girl? She's fashion-challenged and deserves all that she gets! -Mai
Hahaha! Very funny now give me a real question! -Malik
*hiss* Don't say her name in this room! - Duke
*is talking to a stuffed rabbit* I hate her too Rabby. -Mokuba
Are you joking? That girl is a disgrace to us all! All she does is ruin everything we worked for! - Marik
Actually I find a turkey sandwich more amusing than her. - Jou
*starts to cheer lead* U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi she UGLY yeah yeah she UGLY! - Honda
The only reason I dated her was because I felt sorry for her. - Yugi (Did I mention he's MY hikari?)
Wow she even puts US to shame! - Telletubies
Oh come now! Can't we all be friends? - Barney
"WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE! YOU GUYS AREN'T ON THIS SHOW!"
"Neither are we but we're here so deal with it!" Hei from Yu-yu-Hakusho appears and shows me his sword. Guess what I do? I take off running!
"Man! That Tea girl is something! She even make Botan look ugly!" Uske Uremeshi says and Botan appears and whacks him on the head.
"I am not ugly!"
"Your right, Tea is."
"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys! Look at you! Your letting go of your valuable friendship for this? Friends can get us out of anything if we just believe! Just like Yugi believing in the heart of the cards and they always came through for him!" Tea screams, the room goes silent.
"Actually Tea, that's Yami who believes in the heart of the cards, not me."
"It's not? Then what is it that you believe in Yugi?"
"Well duh! I believe in strength and power! It's all about attack number and summoning level baby!" I fall to the ground while Isis stands on top of me.
"Okay people, it's not like we can't stop talking about Tea but isn't that getting old? Maybe we should talk about the people who hate Yami."
"OKAY!" Everyone shouts and Yugi decides to go first.
"What I can't stand about Yami is the way he strikes his pose! Like hello, it's my pose! He stole it from me and I want it back!" I stare into the not so innocent eyes and start to cry. Everyone starts to talk about me and my annoying habits.
"Oh tea cakes!"
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Mob: Why did I put that?
ILS: Cuz you hate Tea
Mob: No! I mean the part about Yami!
ILS: Cuz your mean
Mob: I am so not!
ILS: You so are!
Mob: Has anyone ever told you that you seem gay?
ILS: *sweat drops* yes...
Mob: Who?
ILS: You.
Mob: Oh Really? Oh yes, R&R! I know it's what you've all been waiting for, the next chapter of Rules for dating. Some of you want me to do rules for the dark magician? Well- *shrugs* I guess I can try, I mean it doesn't hurt to give it a shot. Sorry for not updating in a while, I got readers block.
Hi there! This is Yami speaking and we all wanted to tell you what we thought about Tea before you go and date her. Actually, there are no rules for dating Tea! You wanna know why? Because no one wants to date Tea! Hahaha- that's a good one, seriously my sides are hurting from all the laughter that we all had while writting this chapter! Okay, everyone will say how they feel about the girl now. What do I think about the girl? I think she spent way too much time and money on plastic surgery. Now let's go ask our fellow characters because I'm going to be the annoying interviewer okay? Alrighty then!
"Isis, what do you think about Tea Garner?"
"What do I think about her? Are you serious? I let her into my home and she broke all my mirrors, hmmph, that's the last time I let that little brat into my house!"
"Thankyou for you time!" Okay, so that was quick right? Now let's ask everyone's favorite annoying tomb robbing fiend the question now shall we?
Lemme just clue you in that he's eating. "Bakura! Just the man I wanted to talk to! So what do you think of Tea Gardner?"
O.O All of a sudden Bakura spits everything out of his mouth and onto the plate. "I'm warning you Pharaoh- don't ever talk about that 'thing' while I'm eating!"
"Well...that's nice to know, ehem- moving on. We'll ask Serenity! Serenity, what do you think about Tea Gardner?"
"Me? What do I think about HER? There are no words I use to express how I feel about Tea Gardner."
"So you like her?" *record player*
"Who told you that? I have the words but I just can't express them here in public. Oh please! It's bad enough just working with the girl!"
"I understand, thanks Serenity. Now let's move onto...Seto Kaiba!" I walked closer to Kaiba and he just stares at me with is same cold glare. "Kaiba, what do you think of Tea Gardner?"
"Excuse me? Who's Tea Gardner?"
"Eh- okay you don't remember her... well here's a picture to remind you of!" I show him a picture and Mokuba starts crying.
"Yami! Put that thing away it scared Mokuba! Okay so you wanted to know what I thought of her right? Well I think it's a shame that they let something that UGLY walk on the face of the earth now if you don't burn that picture then I'll do it for you!" Seto grabs the picture and began ripping it to pieces and then stomping on them. Don't tell anyone I told you but the guy gots issues. Moving on to Ryou.
"You want me to tell you what I think about Tea? Okay.... here goes- you sure you want to know? Alright, I think she's the most-"
BLEEEP!
*.* "Eh-heh... well that's a different side to you that I've definitely never seen before Ryou."
"Yup, he's my hikari and I have to teach him something right?" Bakura interrupted and I walked away. Instead of wasting precious time of you lives that you'll never get back I'm going to tell you what they all said.
That girl? She's fashion-challenged and deserves all that she gets! -Mai
Hahaha! Very funny now give me a real question! -Malik
*hiss* Don't say her name in this room! - Duke
*is talking to a stuffed rabbit* I hate her too Rabby. -Mokuba
Are you joking? That girl is a disgrace to us all! All she does is ruin everything we worked for! - Marik
Actually I find a turkey sandwich more amusing than her. - Jou
*starts to cheer lead* U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi she UGLY yeah yeah she UGLY! - Honda
The only reason I dated her was because I felt sorry for her. - Yugi (Did I mention he's MY hikari?)
Wow she even puts US to shame! - Telletubies
Oh come now! Can't we all be friends? - Barney
"WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE! YOU GUYS AREN'T ON THIS SHOW!"
"Neither are we but we're here so deal with it!" Hei from Yu-yu-Hakusho appears and shows me his sword. Guess what I do? I take off running!
"Man! That Tea girl is something! She even make Botan look ugly!" Uske Uremeshi says and Botan appears and whacks him on the head.
"I am not ugly!"
"Your right, Tea is."
"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys! Look at you! Your letting go of your valuable friendship for this? Friends can get us out of anything if we just believe! Just like Yugi believing in the heart of the cards and they always came through for him!" Tea screams, the room goes silent.
"Actually Tea, that's Yami who believes in the heart of the cards, not me."
"It's not? Then what is it that you believe in Yugi?"
"Well duh! I believe in strength and power! It's all about attack number and summoning level baby!" I fall to the ground while Isis stands on top of me.
"Okay people, it's not like we can't stop talking about Tea but isn't that getting old? Maybe we should talk about the people who hate Yami."
"OKAY!" Everyone shouts and Yugi decides to go first.
"What I can't stand about Yami is the way he strikes his pose! Like hello, it's my pose! He stole it from me and I want it back!" I stare into the not so innocent eyes and start to cry. Everyone starts to talk about me and my annoying habits.
"Oh tea cakes!"
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Mob: Why did I put that?
ILS: Cuz you hate Tea
Mob: No! I mean the part about Yami!
ILS: Cuz your mean
Mob: I am so not!
ILS: You so are!
Mob: Has anyone ever told you that you seem gay?
ILS: *sweat drops* yes...
Mob: Who?
ILS: You.
Mob: Oh Really? Oh yes, R&R! I know it's what you've all been waiting for, the next chapter of Rules for dating. Some of you want me to do rules for the dark magician? Well- *shrugs* I guess I can try, I mean it doesn't hurt to give it a shot. Sorry for not updating in a while, I got readers block.
