Rules for Dark Magician!

Hi there! For the rules on the dark magician, me, the dark magician girl and Yugi will give you tips and rules and so on.

Number 1, (dark magician girl)

Do not make fun of the suit

consequence: I have on one exactly like it and it's pink but you don't see me complaining now do you?

Number 2, (Yugi)

Do not make fun of his voice

consequence: I know he may have a really funny voice but your going to have to get past that since he's a good hearted guy/card. He always helped me out on my duels and even saved me when I was in a tight spot back when I was dueling against Pandora- you know, the guy with the mask who had a weird looking Dark Magician that he didn't care about?

Number 3, (Dark Magician Girl)

He's off limits to you girls out there!

consequence: Why do you think they made me the Dark Magician Girl? He's my man! Do you girls want to learn my powers? Really?! You do! Off to the graveyard you go!

Number 4, (Yugi)

Have him home early

consequence: Hey! He belongs to me! He's my card! You do what I say and you might just be able to see him- besides I promised to duel Bakura later today.

Number 5, (Dark Magician Girl)

Don't you two think about getting married you hear me?!

consequence: You just met today! Besides, I said this once and I'll say it again, he's my man! How would you like it if I marched up to your boyfriend and got to know him then married him? Ne? You wouldn't like it at all so back off!

Number 6, (Yugi)

When you drop him off , don't try to show off in front of the Dark Magician Girl

consequence: You'll get her angrier than she already is. Trust me, when the last girl tried to show off she made a barbecue out of her remains and she ate happily for the next month.

Number 7, (Dark Magician Girl)

Never ask if you can use him in a duel

consequence: First of all little miss missy he belongs to me and Yugi! You wouldn't like it if I used your boyfriend to fight my battles now would you? Hey- I may be small but I can pack a punch if ya know what I mean!

Number 8, (Yugi)

When you go out to the restaurant YOU will pay the bill

consequence: You didn't think HE would pay the bill now would you? Ha! He's broke, he borrows his money from me and he owes me thousands just for letting him go out with you! I'm in a bad enough mood as it is!

Number 9, (Dark Magician Girl)

Don't be touching him in inappropriate places!

consequence: *cracks knuckles* I'm just saying don't do it or I'll hunt you down and stab you in the exact place you touched him, between the legs, on the butt- it don't matter where cuz that's where you'll feel the pain on your body so it's best to say HANDS OFF!

Number 10, (Yugi)

Don't try to take away his magic staff

consequence: He'll use his 'Dark Magician Attack' on you and well- it won't be pretty

Number 11, (Dark Magician Girl)

Don't be telling him what to wear

consequence: Excuse me but do I tell you what to wear on your dates? Well neither should you- it's very rude and he just so happens to look horrible in a tux!

Number 12, (Yugi)

Listen to whatever music he wants to listen to

consequence: Okay so he likes to hear Opera and sure it gets annoying but would you want to go to the restaurant alone? Ah huh I guesses right.

Number 13, yup we're still not done (Dark Magician Girl)

If you just so happen to go on a 'second date' then make sure you buy him a present

consequence: If you don't your gonna wish you were never born! Sure I may look like a goody two shoes but I can be mean if I wanted to! Besides- he needs the gift so he can give it to me!

Number 14, (Yugi)

Please don't tell Yami I let you take the DM out

consequence: He'll give me a earful about responsibility and I'll give you an earful of butt kickings! I may look sweet and innocent but on the inside I'm mean and lean!

Number 15, (Dark Magician Girl)

Don't date him at all, period!

consequence: He's my man and if you EVER EVER hurt him I'm gonna kill you! I'll never let you sick little girls date him because he's MY territory!

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Mob: sorry I had to write the rules out like that, fanfiction.net wouldn't let me post anymore up by the old way I wrote them.. Heh-heh, Dark Magician Girl was a little edgy don't you think? She's not like this on the show that's for sure

DMG: Oh yeah wanna bet? I just know your gonna go behind my back and steal his heart away and then break it! WellIwon'tletyouhe'smineandnotyoursandbelongstomeyouhear?Mineminemine! Allmine!

Yugi: That's it, you had your fun so back into the card missy!

DMG: But I don't want to! Can't you see that this little hussy wants to take what's mine? I won't let her!

Mob: Hussy?! Why I oughta-

ILS: *restrains Mob*

Yugi: *sends DMG back into the card* heh, sorry, she's a little bit moodier then usual today.

Mob: A little!? A little! A LITTLE!? *grabs DMG card and rips it to pieces* Take that spoiled rich brat!

Yugi: Uh Mob, that wasn't the card that was a copy of the card

Mob: Wah~ *animefalls*

ILS: R&R!

Mob: *Tosses shoe at ILS* That's my line!