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Rules for Mai!
Jou here! Your probably tired of me right? Well I was the only one who actually ever dated Mai so there! Well, here's the rules!
Number 1,
Don't make fun of the makeup
consequences: Guys- you want to learn the hard way? I made a crack about how much make up she wore and- I'm never going to be the same again...
Number 2,
Don't tell her what to do
consequences: She lives by her own rules, I also forgot to mention that she doesn't hit like a girl
Number 3,
Don't make fun of her driving
consequences: Between you and me Mai isn't the best driver in the world so if you do make fun of her driving then chances are that she'll throw you out into the road and run you over- trust me- she won't hesitate to do so either.
Number 4,
Allow her to answer her cell phone during your date
consequences: If you refuse to let her answer it then she'll shove the cell phone up your a** and if it rings again she'll say : "Your a** is ringing again,"
Number 5,
Please don't get her drunk!
consequences: You'll have to carry her home and she's a little chunky
Number 6,
Don't take her to the movies
consequences: I'm just going to flat out say it. She talks to the screen. If it's a humor she'll crack up and get us thrown out, if it's romance then she'll talk anyway, if it's sad she'll cry loud, and if it's horror she'll scream. Don't forget this okay?
Number 7,
Don't try to make any moves on her
consequences: You'll experience a night in hell
Number 8,
Uh..... there is no rule #8 because that's all the rules I have for ya.
Mai is a very beautiful girl but looks can kill, just go ask Jimmy- her last boyfriend. Here, you want the address? It's easy not to forget it, just go down to Domino Cemetery okay? I dumped her because that witch scared the hell outta me! *tear*.
Mob: Okay....
ILS: *sob* Poor Jimmy!
Mob: Go away. Okay anywho, R&R.....please?
Rules for Mai!
Jou here! Your probably tired of me right? Well I was the only one who actually ever dated Mai so there! Well, here's the rules!
Number 1,
Don't make fun of the makeup
consequences: Guys- you want to learn the hard way? I made a crack about how much make up she wore and- I'm never going to be the same again...
Number 2,
Don't tell her what to do
consequences: She lives by her own rules, I also forgot to mention that she doesn't hit like a girl
Number 3,
Don't make fun of her driving
consequences: Between you and me Mai isn't the best driver in the world so if you do make fun of her driving then chances are that she'll throw you out into the road and run you over- trust me- she won't hesitate to do so either.
Number 4,
Allow her to answer her cell phone during your date
consequences: If you refuse to let her answer it then she'll shove the cell phone up your a** and if it rings again she'll say : "Your a** is ringing again,"
Number 5,
Please don't get her drunk!
consequences: You'll have to carry her home and she's a little chunky
Number 6,
Don't take her to the movies
consequences: I'm just going to flat out say it. She talks to the screen. If it's a humor she'll crack up and get us thrown out, if it's romance then she'll talk anyway, if it's sad she'll cry loud, and if it's horror she'll scream. Don't forget this okay?
Number 7,
Don't try to make any moves on her
consequences: You'll experience a night in hell
Number 8,
Uh..... there is no rule #8 because that's all the rules I have for ya.
Mai is a very beautiful girl but looks can kill, just go ask Jimmy- her last boyfriend. Here, you want the address? It's easy not to forget it, just go down to Domino Cemetery okay? I dumped her because that witch scared the hell outta me! *tear*.
Mob: Okay....
ILS: *sob* Poor Jimmy!
Mob: Go away. Okay anywho, R&R.....please?
