Mob: Hey- I'm sorry that I haven't got the rules for Yugi yet! I already did them but fanfiction.net wouldn't let me upload it! I've been trying- believe me! On with the fic

Rules for dating! Malik Ishtar~

Isis: It is I, Isis Ishtar

Marik: And it's me, Marik- ....Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! I don't have a last name!

Isis: Hurt my brothers feelings and your dead!

Rule 1, (Isis)

Don't talk to him about the scars on his back.

consequences: He will remain silent the rest of the night and might even possibly cry. Hey, you would too if it happened to you at the age if ten! It hurts!

Rule 2,

Don't feel sympathetic towards him! (Marik)

consequences: Well... do you know how sharp the millennium rod really is? Wanna feel it?

Rule 3, (Isis)

Tell him what he would look good in.

consequences: Be prepared for him to dress in a pinkish purplish tee.

(A few wise words)

Marik: Shut up Isis, Malik knows what looks good and what doesn't!

Isis: Hey- once you get a baby brother and you know the responsibilities then you'd understand!

Marik: Understand what?

Isis: I don't want my brother dressing up as a HOOKER!

(End of wise words)

Rule 4, (Marik)

But him candy, cookies, and shiny things oooh yesssss lots of tthheeem....

consequences: Do you know how bad it feels not to get candy from a loved one? *sniffle*

Rule 5, (Isis)

Don't break up with him

consequences: Let him break up with you.

Rule 6, (Marik)

Never talk about Soap Operas.

consequences: He'll never and when I say never I mean NEVER shut up.

Rule 7, (Isis)

Never talk to him about Ryou (don't tell but I read his journal and he has a recent crush on him ^-^)

consequences: Don't look at me! I don't know what dibolical things go on in his head!

Rule 8, (Marik)

DON'T give him a goodnight kiss when you drop him off.

conseqences:You might have rabies! Eww, gross! Plus, you don't know what evil yami will be lurking the shadows and when you turn I won't be there but when you turn back I will! Yeesssss.... I WILL!

Rule 9, (Marik)

Don't come in.

consequences: Hmm...how dark is it in the shadow realm? Can you tell me if you ever come back?

(A few wise words)

Mob: There isn' much to Malik, he's sometimes quiet and never talks. If your the shy type then this relationship might actually work out! Good luch cuz your gonna need it!

Isis:Who would want to date my brother? He's so-.....I dunnot! He's not the dating type!

Marik: No one will date him.

Isis: What makes you so sure about that?

Marik: Because he's gonna be dating me!

Isis: ^^;