The Next Day...

It was 2:03 in the morning, and Ayumi was giving the assassin a pep talk. Sorta.

"Ok, Mr.."

"I'm not a Mr, my name is Ms. A. Fangirl."

"...What does the A stand for?"

"Annoyitalitableetastida."

"I wish I had never asked... Ok, Ms. Fangirl, your mission is to take Pink Spider to frolic in the fields, and then KILL HIM." Ayumi cackled at this point.

"...That's pleasant."

"Yes it is. And then I want you to bring back his hair in this little box." Ayumi pointed to a little box that had a picture of hide's hair on it.

"Ok then!" Ms Fangirl said as she sharpened her giant pink scythe of doom.

A few hours later, hide was frolicking in the fields while Ms Fangirl watched from a very sharp rock that was irritating her backside. All of the birds were forming a line behind hide and suddenly they weren't frolicking, they were playing 'World War II', and hide was voted to be Hitler. So he ran around the field shouting things in German with grass stuck under his nose for his mustache. Then he noticed something odd.

"Something... seems very odd..." hide looked around suspiciously, and accidentally sniffed the grass up his nose. As he was coughing and choking, Ms Fangirl panicked.

"Wh-what could be odd!?" she exclaimed thinking hide might have discovered the plan.

"I just realized I am wearing a skirt." He looked down, and they both saw that hide was wearing an extremely short and poofy Gothic Lolita skirt with his neon clothes and sunglasses. Ms Fangirl fell off the rock into the long grass and started to have a secret nosebleed. hide completely forgot about the skirt and Ms Fangirl, because all of the birds were flying into a creepy dark forest, and he had to go capture them. So he pranced off into the forest. Ms Fangirl got up and realized hide was gone.

"Damn, I guess I just have to pick some flamingo feathers to put in the box then..."

All of a sudden, it was very late at night, and the forest hide went into was very intimidating. So intimidating, he started to scream like a school-girl as various trees and plants tried to steal his virginity... if he still had it.

Suddenly, it was daytime again, and hide turned up at an extremely stupid little clearing. It was quite stupid, because it said on a sign 'The Quite Stupid Clearing'. hide poked the sign a bit, and circled it then, he looked around and saw a rather large house. Ok, maybe it was a warehouse. An abandoned warzone warehouse. Hide looked at it in disgust. It was the most filthy, sandy, dirty, warehouse ever. And it looked like a place where weird orgies were held. So he decided he would go inside, because his skirt was falling apart, and he didn't want any trees to notice.

As he jumped in through one of the windows, he easily found a new skirt he could put on over his ripped-up one. Then hide decided to explore the warehouse.

He saw the warehouse was completely ravaged... it was the most filthy, ransacked broken warehouse ever. So hide got the most intelligent idea.

"I have now taken up residence here, and I'M GON' CLEAN UP!" he laughed evilly and kicked over a pot with scorpions in it. The scorpions crawled out and started to dance.

"...AHHHHH!" hide screamed and jumped on top of a bed, which instantly broke. But the scorpions were just dancing and screaming "Yay Pink Spider! Praise Pink Spider!" Suddenly a bunch of kangaroo rats jumped out of nowhere and started to dance as well, while screaming "Pinku Supaidaa!"

"Yo, my name is hide, little.... Creatures." hide looked down at the scorpions and kangaroo rats. "Hey~! Since you guys worship me so, will you do my bidding?" The scorpions and kangaroo stopped dancing.

"Possibly. If we're allowed to dance while doing it." A kangaroo rat said solemnly. The rest nodded.

"Ok then. I want you guys to help me clean up this hell hole..." hide gestured to the walls and floor and various other places in the small room of the warehouse.

"OKEY DOKEY PINK SPIDER, SIR!" and the creatures scrambled to find other creatures to help them clean up, while hide decided to inspect the work being done.

Meanwhile, somewhere deep in the forest at a gnome bar...

7 J-Rockers were sitting in a row drinking chocolate milkshakes at the gnome bar of Gnomeliness, which was owned and operated by Gnome #1, and Gnome #2, as they discussed the work they had done that day. All was going well, Gnome #1 and 2 were having a lot of business today and there hadn't been any fights, and only two preps had come in looking for jobs as pole dancers. But suddenly, something sudden happened very suddenly all of a sudden.

"THIS SONG FOR THE CRAAAAAACKERS.... CRYING IN NIIIIIIIGHT! For CRACKERS lost LONELYYYYYYY, SEEEEEEARCHING for CHEEEEEEEESE..." One of the 7 J-Rockers who was named Kyo, had gotten very drunk on his chocolate milkshakes had jumped onto the bar table and started singing. But since this song was copyrighted to Gregs, the most annoying obnoxious flying thing in the universe, everyone panicked and the Gregs alarm was pulled. Just then, the 6 J-rockers remembered they had left Kyo inside, so they 'sent' their friend Yu~ki to go and save him. Yu~ki and Kyo came out 5 minutes later, and Kyo was still trying to sing while there was a napkin holder stuck in his mouth.

"Thanks Yu~ki~~!" said Gackt as he tried to give him a kiss, while Mana and Kana tried to stop him.

"No problem." Yu~ki then saw a girl who was over 3 years old and decided to stalk her.

"Damn. I wanted some rum..." Kyo weeped as he looked at the now closed Gnome bar, still not knowing that the whole predicament was his fault. The 6 other J-Rockers slowly looked at one another, and simultaneously bopped Kyo on the head.

"Let's head home, guys... and girl," Kaoru smiled stupidly at Mana who then used his super-Mana shoes to make a big mark on Kaoru's face, so that he turned around and smiled stupidly at Kana instead. "We can finish our rad chocolate milkshake drinking party there." So Kaoru marched towards the forest, followed by Gackt who was fixing his hair, being slowly trailed by Mana who was being silent, who had Kana skipping happily behind him, who was immediately followed by the dancing Miyavi who was being attacked by seek's cheekiness, and lastly was Kyo singing the crackers song, scaring off any remaining gnomes.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome to the dirty warehouse!", he sung after he'd finished the cracker song. Unfortunately, he would be mighty disappointed when he returned to the 'dirty' warehouse...

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Notes: Just some more references to clear up *yawn*

The warehouse is the one in the Schwein No Isu PV by Dir en Grey ^^ Wahaha. Yu~ki and Mana were members of the band Malice Mizer, and Mana is now in a band called Moi Dix Mois. And Mana dresses like a girl, so you know... Gackt was also in Malice Mizer, now he is a rather strange 'solo' vocalist. Kaoru is the leader/guitarist of Dir en Grey. Kana is (I think) the ONLY female Visual Kei vocalist. (Shiina Ringo does J-Rock, not visuals, I think _) seek is the bassist of Psycho le Cemu (cheeky seeky!) and Miyavi is an extremely weird vocalist (AKA Miyabi from Due le Quartz).

Oh yeah! The kangaroo rats are Kyo's pets, and Kyo also is very fond of scorpions.

Blow Over, Yes a Storm is Over, This Trade Will be Game Over. (roughly translated: Please review! Feedback is good!)