Sorry it took so long. It was kind of hard to write this chapter, becaue I
wanted to leave in as much of the movie stuff as I could, while still
continuing with the story. It didn't really work out that way, but oh
well. I think the next few chapters are going to focus more on the movie
than the story. That way it will make more sense later, when they are
putting the play together. These chapters will be sor t of a reference
point to the characters, as well as the readers who aren't familiar with
rocky. Thanks for waiting and here is chapter TEN!
Audience lines are in all caps. (these lines are what the audience yell to the movie)
Chapter Ten: MIDNIGHT, DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW.
The lips were singing. All was right with the world.
"Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth stood still but he told us where we stand."
ON OUR FUCKING FEET!
And Flash Gordon was there in
EDIBLE!
underwear,
IT WAS GOLD!
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
I SAW HIM!
Then something went wrong For Fay Wray
FUCKED HER DONG
They got caught in a
SEXUAL
jam.
YEAH, JAM!
Then at a deadly pace it came
ON
WHERE?
JANET'S FACE!
THANK YOU!
And this is how the message ran:
FREEZE!
Science fiction
OOH, OOH, OOH
double feature
WAA WAA WAA
Doctor
SEX! SEX! SEX!
will build a creature. See androids fighting
AND FUCKING AND SUCKING ON
BRAD'S A FAGGOT
Anne Francis stars in
DEEP THROAT, DEBBIE DOES DALLAS, AND...
Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the
MIDNIGHT
WHAT KIND OF FEATURE?
ROCKY HORROR
WHAT KIND OF SHOW?
Picture show
I knew Leo G. Carrol
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION
Was
FUCKING A BARREL?
When Tarantula took to the hills.
GET THAT SPERM OFF YOUR LIPS!
And I really got hot when I saw
JANET'S TWAT!
..that spits poison and kills.
YEAH, KILLS!
Dana Andrews said Prunes gave him
THE SHITS!
And passing them used lots of
GAY SKILLS!
Snape turned to Dee, "why are they all yelling? I can't hear the bloody movie!"
"that's the point! You're supposed to yell things. It's part of the fun."
"What? Missing the movie?"
"Yes, now shut up, this is my favorite part!"
...To the MIDNIGHT!
WHAT KIND OF FEATURE?
ROCKY HORROR!
WHAT KIND OF SHOW!
Picture show
WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO FUCK?
In the back row,
The people in the front row stood up. FUCK THE BACK ROW!
The people in the back row stood up and shouted, YAY BACK ROW!
Oh Oh Oh To the
MIDNIGHT
WHAT KIND OF FEATURE
ROCKY HORROR
WHAT KIND OF SHOW?
PICUTE SHOW!
The audience broke out in cheers, and there was much rejoicing. Snape was beginning to have a headache. Dee whispered loudly to everyone, "Hey, get your rice ready. The wedding scene is coming up!"
Onscreen, a man yelled, "Here they come," as the wedding party exited a church.
Daniel's voice yelled out. "You can throw the rice now, morons!"
The air was suddenly filled with grains of rice, some of which pelted Snape in the eye.
"Oh God! That bloody hurt!"
Hermione giggled. "do you want me to kiss it and make it all better Sir?"
Eyeing her warily, Snape regretfully declined her generous offer.
onscreen, an old lady was croaking her congratulations to the happy couple. The audience croaked back, "Thank You, you old hag!"
The groom was talking to a man is a plaid cummerbund, "Well, I guess we really did it huh." He said, while punching him on the arm.
HIT HIM BACK! IT'S AN ASSHOLE PUNCHING CONTEST!
Severus looked around at the audience, licking his lips nervously. "Are they really supposed to be yelling? I don't think they should be yelling."
"Damn it Snape! Hold your tongue. It's very distracting."
"I'll say," Hermione muttered. Snape's tongue was the last thing she wanted to think about, but when she had seen it slowly moistening his lips, she couldn't help but wonder..No, bad thoughts1 dirty, evil thoughts!
"Well Betty's going to throw the bouquet
The bride threw her bouquet, and it was caught by a young woman wearing a purple dress.
HEY JANET, DO YOU HAVE THE SYPH!
"I got it! I got it!" The young woman cried ecstatically.
The groom punched the man in the cummerbund. "Hey, big fella...
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
"...looks like your next."
The man in the cummerbund, Brad, shrugged. "Who knows."
THE SHADOW KNOWS!
The groom said good-bye to his friend, "So long, see you Brad."
SEE YOU SUCKER!
Guess we better get going now Betty. Come on, hop in.
FIX YOUR GLASSES, FIX YOUR CHIN, THEN MOVE OUT OF THE WAY SO WE CAN READ THE CAR - `WAIT TILL TONIGHT. SHE GOT HERS, NOW HE'LL GET HIS.
See you, Brad.
SEE YOU SUCKER
A sign appeared on the screen, and the audience read it aloud. BE JUST AND FEAR NOT, BE STONED AND FEAR NOTHING
Meanwhile, bunches of geriatrics were running after the bridal car.
OH SHIT, MY PACEMAKER BROKE!
Draco laughed so hard, he choked on his soft drink and coke shot through his nose. The people in front of him were less than thrilled. Harry and Ron pounded him on the back for a full five minutes before he quit coughing long enough to smack them both upside the head. Onstage the actors were acting out the scenes as they happened in the movie. A large girl of African American origin was playing the role of Janet and was currently prancing about, gushing out her praises for the wedding.
"..An hour ago she was just plain old Betty Monroe and now..."
NOW SHE'S JUST PLAIN OLD!
...now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt.
HAP-SHIT!
"Hey Hermione, no offense, but your character is kind of annoying as all hell." Draco whispered.
"Wait till you See Rocky Horror. Oh, god!"
"What! What is it!"
"I just remembered the seduction scenes!"
"seductions! Christ!"
...I really love the... .....
STARTS WITH AN "S!" SUCKY, SLIMY,..
....skillful way.....
WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS!
... you beat the other girls ......
WITH WHIPS AND CHAINS?
... to the bride's bouquet.
THAT TOO.
While Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick burst into song onstage, Hermione burst into tears at the thought of having to fake an orgasm onstage with Draco Malfoy.
CAUTION: THE MAN IN THE NEXT SCENE HAS NO FUCKING NECK!
"Who is playing that role, Albus?"
"Why, none other than you, my dear Minerva.
"That's just wonderful. I get to play the neck-less wonder!"
If anyone can tell me how to get the effing caps to work on this damn thing, I would be eternally greatful forever. It would make things less confusing and more organized and easier to read, and so far, I can't get the damned things to bloody work! Thank you and enjoy the show.
Be kind. Review.
P.S. as a special treat, I'm posting an essay I wrote for my college English class about getting ready to go to Rocky Horror. It doesn't have anything to do with the story, but I'm proud of my essay, and I think you all would like reading it. So, there it is. Thank you and enjoy the show.
Audience lines are in all caps. (these lines are what the audience yell to the movie)
Chapter Ten: MIDNIGHT, DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW.
The lips were singing. All was right with the world.
"Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth stood still but he told us where we stand."
ON OUR FUCKING FEET!
And Flash Gordon was there in
EDIBLE!
underwear,
IT WAS GOLD!
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
I SAW HIM!
Then something went wrong For Fay Wray
FUCKED HER DONG
They got caught in a
SEXUAL
jam.
YEAH, JAM!
Then at a deadly pace it came
ON
WHERE?
JANET'S FACE!
THANK YOU!
And this is how the message ran:
FREEZE!
Science fiction
OOH, OOH, OOH
double feature
WAA WAA WAA
Doctor
SEX! SEX! SEX!
will build a creature. See androids fighting
AND FUCKING AND SUCKING ON
BRAD'S A FAGGOT
Anne Francis stars in
DEEP THROAT, DEBBIE DOES DALLAS, AND...
Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the
MIDNIGHT
WHAT KIND OF FEATURE?
ROCKY HORROR
WHAT KIND OF SHOW?
Picture show
I knew Leo G. Carrol
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION
Was
FUCKING A BARREL?
When Tarantula took to the hills.
GET THAT SPERM OFF YOUR LIPS!
And I really got hot when I saw
JANET'S TWAT!
..that spits poison and kills.
YEAH, KILLS!
Dana Andrews said Prunes gave him
THE SHITS!
And passing them used lots of
GAY SKILLS!
Snape turned to Dee, "why are they all yelling? I can't hear the bloody movie!"
"that's the point! You're supposed to yell things. It's part of the fun."
"What? Missing the movie?"
"Yes, now shut up, this is my favorite part!"
...To the MIDNIGHT!
WHAT KIND OF FEATURE?
ROCKY HORROR!
WHAT KIND OF SHOW!
Picture show
WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO FUCK?
In the back row,
The people in the front row stood up. FUCK THE BACK ROW!
The people in the back row stood up and shouted, YAY BACK ROW!
Oh Oh Oh To the
MIDNIGHT
WHAT KIND OF FEATURE
ROCKY HORROR
WHAT KIND OF SHOW?
PICUTE SHOW!
The audience broke out in cheers, and there was much rejoicing. Snape was beginning to have a headache. Dee whispered loudly to everyone, "Hey, get your rice ready. The wedding scene is coming up!"
Onscreen, a man yelled, "Here they come," as the wedding party exited a church.
Daniel's voice yelled out. "You can throw the rice now, morons!"
The air was suddenly filled with grains of rice, some of which pelted Snape in the eye.
"Oh God! That bloody hurt!"
Hermione giggled. "do you want me to kiss it and make it all better Sir?"
Eyeing her warily, Snape regretfully declined her generous offer.
onscreen, an old lady was croaking her congratulations to the happy couple. The audience croaked back, "Thank You, you old hag!"
The groom was talking to a man is a plaid cummerbund, "Well, I guess we really did it huh." He said, while punching him on the arm.
HIT HIM BACK! IT'S AN ASSHOLE PUNCHING CONTEST!
Severus looked around at the audience, licking his lips nervously. "Are they really supposed to be yelling? I don't think they should be yelling."
"Damn it Snape! Hold your tongue. It's very distracting."
"I'll say," Hermione muttered. Snape's tongue was the last thing she wanted to think about, but when she had seen it slowly moistening his lips, she couldn't help but wonder..No, bad thoughts1 dirty, evil thoughts!
"Well Betty's going to throw the bouquet
The bride threw her bouquet, and it was caught by a young woman wearing a purple dress.
HEY JANET, DO YOU HAVE THE SYPH!
"I got it! I got it!" The young woman cried ecstatically.
The groom punched the man in the cummerbund. "Hey, big fella...
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
"...looks like your next."
The man in the cummerbund, Brad, shrugged. "Who knows."
THE SHADOW KNOWS!
The groom said good-bye to his friend, "So long, see you Brad."
SEE YOU SUCKER!
Guess we better get going now Betty. Come on, hop in.
FIX YOUR GLASSES, FIX YOUR CHIN, THEN MOVE OUT OF THE WAY SO WE CAN READ THE CAR - `WAIT TILL TONIGHT. SHE GOT HERS, NOW HE'LL GET HIS.
See you, Brad.
SEE YOU SUCKER
A sign appeared on the screen, and the audience read it aloud. BE JUST AND FEAR NOT, BE STONED AND FEAR NOTHING
Meanwhile, bunches of geriatrics were running after the bridal car.
OH SHIT, MY PACEMAKER BROKE!
Draco laughed so hard, he choked on his soft drink and coke shot through his nose. The people in front of him were less than thrilled. Harry and Ron pounded him on the back for a full five minutes before he quit coughing long enough to smack them both upside the head. Onstage the actors were acting out the scenes as they happened in the movie. A large girl of African American origin was playing the role of Janet and was currently prancing about, gushing out her praises for the wedding.
"..An hour ago she was just plain old Betty Monroe and now..."
NOW SHE'S JUST PLAIN OLD!
...now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt.
HAP-SHIT!
"Hey Hermione, no offense, but your character is kind of annoying as all hell." Draco whispered.
"Wait till you See Rocky Horror. Oh, god!"
"What! What is it!"
"I just remembered the seduction scenes!"
"seductions! Christ!"
...I really love the... .....
STARTS WITH AN "S!" SUCKY, SLIMY,..
....skillful way.....
WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS!
... you beat the other girls ......
WITH WHIPS AND CHAINS?
... to the bride's bouquet.
THAT TOO.
While Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick burst into song onstage, Hermione burst into tears at the thought of having to fake an orgasm onstage with Draco Malfoy.
CAUTION: THE MAN IN THE NEXT SCENE HAS NO FUCKING NECK!
"Who is playing that role, Albus?"
"Why, none other than you, my dear Minerva.
"That's just wonderful. I get to play the neck-less wonder!"
If anyone can tell me how to get the effing caps to work on this damn thing, I would be eternally greatful forever. It would make things less confusing and more organized and easier to read, and so far, I can't get the damned things to bloody work! Thank you and enjoy the show.
Be kind. Review.
P.S. as a special treat, I'm posting an essay I wrote for my college English class about getting ready to go to Rocky Horror. It doesn't have anything to do with the story, but I'm proud of my essay, and I think you all would like reading it. So, there it is. Thank you and enjoy the show.
