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Legato's Stories from the Stall Next Door.

EVTSC: Welcome I am the voice from above! I am the author! I am the introduction person now! Rem lost her job as this! And look I get it now!

LEGATO IS PERCHED ON A STOOL AND REM SITS BESIDE HIM

LEG So.

REM Welcome one and all! We have a new show, a new location, and a new co- host!

LEG I personally regret this.

KNI I miss my brother. HE POUTS AS HE SITS ON THE GROUND

REM Don't worry Knives. If I know Vash, he'll be having a moral dilemma any moment now.

LEG But it seems he hasn't had one in a year.

REM That's just a technical difficulty. He'll have one, if I know my Vash right.

KNI You don't! I do!

WW I know him better! Ya baka's! I was stuck around his not so old love and peace era. Now who knows what it'll be.

MIL Personally I don't think anyone here knew Mr. Vash that well.

ALL STARE AT HER IN DISBELIEF.

REM You know maybe Milly is right.

LEG Well there is a first for everything.

MIL If only Meryl was here to witness it. SHE HUGGLES OVER HER 8 MONTH OLD CHILD VASH STAMPEDE WOLFWOOD.

WW Ye.

REM Well on with the show.

KNI I cant. It's not the same.

LEG I know. Vash was always the one to set the psychotic mood for us all.

ALL EXCEPT REM Yeah.

REM Well fine then I'll do the show by myself I don't need any of you!

DOM Great that means.

MID More time to.

MIL Conduct a world wide Vash search!

WW Great idea my honey!

LEG Sounds interesting. Then the master will be able to blow some spiders up on the way.

KNI Its not the same. Vash isn't here to scold me.

DOM I can leave this forsaken waste land!

MID I can play to have them donate money to our save Legato's show fund.

LEG And if they do not donate then I shall force them or better yet to make the master happier he can torture them or blow their town up!

DOM Great idea. Then who might tell us if they've seen the blond dope or not.

MID She's got a point there Mr. Legato.

KNI It's alright I just aren't up to killing spiders with out Vash telling me its wrong and I shouldn't do it.

REM Well Knives, I've told you all those years ago that you shouldn't be mean and should love all things.

KNI But I knew you were a mere stupidly wrong spider that needed to be taught a lesson.

REM Well.

LEG Fine. Mundane woman Rem. You stay here and host the show from here.

MIL Oh and can you pay the bills while we are gone?

REM I guess but

MIL Thanks. SHE GRABS A FEW THINGS THEN THE DIAPER BAG, VASH STAMPEDE WOLFWOOD AND WOLFWOODS ARM. Let's get going! It'll be just like the old days, except Sempai isn't here with us.

WW I have an idea my honey. Let's get her to come with us.

MIL Great idea! WITH THAT THEY SKIP OUT THE DOOR LITTLE VASH LAUGHING ALONG WITH THEM

DOM I'm not staying in this hell hole. SHE WALKS OUT THE DOOR BEHIND MILLY AND WW.

MID I'm with you. Maybe now there might be someone out there who actually appreciates the true music of a true musician.

LEG Master? The long treacherous spidery road awaits us.

REM you know Knives. You could always stay here and help me host the show. Hey you could be my co-host!

AS REM SPOKE LEGATO HAD SLIPPED OUT THE DOOR.

KNIVES Slave! Wait for your master! WITH THAT KNIVES BOLTED OUT THE DOOR IN SEARCH OF HIS MISSING BROTHER -end chap 2- Evtsc where oh where could my Vashie be ^^ oh where oh where could he be .^^ Vash come back to me!