EVTSC I don't feel like saying the disclaimer today.

.^^ she's sick with a spidery cold.

-_\\ please forgive her illnesses

Stories

EVTSC Legato and Dominique fell out of the jeep but were retrieved. Midvalley has to pee and Vash WW has to make a number 2. Oh, and Rem is still trapped, well remaining inside the set. Now onward and outward to the pointless humor.

Rem: Hello! And welcome! She waves to the lonely camera. Today, I have something very interesting to tell you all. I Rem Ramón Sicily Saverem, am hereby appointing Kuroneko-sama, for those of you who do not know who that is, it is the black cat.

EVTSC Okay! Enough of Rem! Now let's move the focus point to the only important people of this pointless fic.

The rusty brown jeep putted into the town of September. A brown barren wasteland. Just perfect to match the jeep and its dusty inhabitants.

Midvalley: I got first dibs on the bathroom!

Midvalley jumped out of the jeep and grabbed his saxophone, for he never left home without it and ran into the local saloon.

Milly: Darling, help me and Vash Stampede Wolfwood get inside.

WW: No problem my honey.

Legato stared intently at Dominique who was unbuckling her seat belt.

Dom: What are you looking at?

Legato: My tanned demon.

Dominique stunned Legato with her demon's eye and got out of the jeep and entered the saloon.

Legato: Where'd she go?

Knives: What does it matter?

Legato: Mater, we are in a town full of innocent spiders, which you have vowed to destroy.

Knives: what does it matter, Vash isn't around to tell me it is wrong.

Legato: "Okay, you stay here and protect the brown bomber. I shall go in search of my beautiful demon goddess."

Knives: "Right."

Legato bounded like a deer into a forest into the saloon. Knives remained in the jeep.

Milly: "Mr. Knives. Would you like to come in and have a drink? WW-san and I will pay for yours. Legato is worried you might break a sweat out in this heat."

Knives: "I do not sweat. I do not have that pesky problem like spiders."

Milly: Sticks her finger in the air. "You know, Sempai never broke a sweat either, yet Mr. Vash always was so thirsty."

Knives: "Your point?"

WW: "Milly! The baby's crying! Come make it be quiet! I need a drink!"

Milly: "Coming darling!" Milly scurried off inside the saloon the doors swinging from the slight breeze.

Legato was suddenly flying through the air. Knives watched the blue haired spider servant flutter to the ground only to land inches away from the jeep.

Knives: "Spider troubles?"

Legato: "You have no idea."

And so Legato remained seated in front of the jeep, Knives in the passenger seat and the rest inside the saloon.