EVTSC No ownie, ownie.
-_\\ What the beep is no ownie, ownie?
.^^ Vash.?
Legato's Next Door.
EVTSC Dominique booted Legato out of the saloon and tried to boot him out of her life. Midvalley finally got to use the potty and so did little Vash Stampede Wolfwood. Knives still pouts in the jeep. He truly misses our Vashu.
Rem- Well this morning Ksama and I did a thorough remodeling job to the set. (She points to a pink couch and denim blue carpet. The walls are white and a bay window placed in the corner of the stall. ) Isn't it lovely? (She walks to the big poofy pink couch and is swallowed by its stuffing.)
EVTSC And thus Rem was eaten by her couch. Now onward to the good stuff!
(Knives is being baked by the double suns, you can tell b/c he is turning a lovely shade of red, sort of like Vash's coat. Legato has crawled under the jeep, in order to avoid the skin blistering sun, since his skin was oh- so-delicate when it came to things like that. The others were just now making their way out of the saloon.)
Knives~ What took so long? Don't you spiders realize that I must find my brother so I can once again return to my normal state of being? (Knives crossed his arms and the burning rush of pain tingled in his skull)
Mid- What happened to Legato?
Legato- Here I am. -He crawls out from underneath the jeep, skin still its natural creamy color. His long white jacket now a dusty tan color.-
Dom- What happened to you?
Legato- Cupid's evil twin hit me with his arrow of lust. -He looks at his coat then at Dom, his hearts are little eyes- We match! We both have the tanned jacket thing going on for us! I'm just as giddy as a school girl!
WW- O.o The sooner needle-noggin gets back the sooner everything goes back to the way it belongs. (The gang piled into the ever rusting jeep. And WW drove them off down the streets of the dusty ghost town.)
Legato- Dom, can I call you Dom?
Dom- No, only the author of this hair-brained fic, may call me that, for you see she pays my bills. And you, you are repulsive, now if you were more like Midvalley or Knives-sama.
Legato- His eyes all googly and stuff- You know my sweet, sweet object of my lust, I am the Master's servant, his dog-to-call, and I am also Midvalley's commander in chief.
Dom- Don't make me throw you out of this vehicle and make Zazie call the sandworms to eat you.
Legato~ She loves me.
Knives~ (Cringes in pain every time he moves.) Oww.Vashu this is your fault! So come back! Oww (Little Vash is climbing into Knives' lap.)
Milly- No Vash Stampede Wolfwood. Can't you see that Mr. Knives is extremely sunburned? -The small brown haired grey eyed child looked over to his ditzy mother and thought real hard about it.-
Knives- Get your spider child off of me! I am in pain! -As he screamed his pain increased- AAAHHHH
Mid- You know sir, we could have Chapel's pupil stop and purchase a tube of sunburn reliever.
Dom- Midvalley's right Knives-sama.
Knives- Painfully turns his head and looks at the lackey's in the backseat then to the driver- You heard them spider driver. To a pharmacy!
WW- You know if I stop again in such a short amount of time, then it'll take us even longer to find good-old insert explicate words broom head.
Milly- Now, now darling don't use such words around the baby.
WW-Sorry honey.
Milly- Besides, we need to stop because little Vash Wolfwood needs more diapers.
WW-Yes my honey. -WW turned into a local thrift store and cut off the engine-
Knives- Dominique, you shall go in and retrieve the relief that shall sooth the pain of my painful spider caused sunburn.
Milly- Mr. Knives, would mind watching Vash Wolfwood while Mr. Wolfwood and I go inside and purchase some items?
WW-But I could stay here and.
Milly- Gave a certain look at WW- But darling; you have all the money.
WW-Catches on- Oh I do don't I?
-Milly WW Dom and Mid, who Dom drug along, got out of the jeep and entered the thrift store. 20 minutes later-
Legato was playing "This little piggy" with Vash Wolfwood and Knives was still cringing in pain and getting even more sunburn.
Knives- Hurry! My beautiful skin is being ruined every minute you spiders are inside that air cooled building!
-Legato and Vash were giggling b/c Vash and him were now playing peek-a-boo-
-Milly and WW walked out a bag of diapers and goodie's in hand. Dom emerged with a tube of aloe and Mid had a bottle of sun screen-
Dom- Here put this on first. -Hands Knives the sunscreen. He applies it and whimpers when he does. - Now this. -She hands him the aloe. - Only put this on when it burns or stings, and if you begin to get a rash discontinue use.
-They pile into the beat up jeep and head down the dusty street until they reach the outskirts of town.-
-_\\ What the beep is no ownie, ownie?
.^^ Vash.?
Legato's Next Door.
EVTSC Dominique booted Legato out of the saloon and tried to boot him out of her life. Midvalley finally got to use the potty and so did little Vash Stampede Wolfwood. Knives still pouts in the jeep. He truly misses our Vashu.
Rem- Well this morning Ksama and I did a thorough remodeling job to the set. (She points to a pink couch and denim blue carpet. The walls are white and a bay window placed in the corner of the stall. ) Isn't it lovely? (She walks to the big poofy pink couch and is swallowed by its stuffing.)
EVTSC And thus Rem was eaten by her couch. Now onward to the good stuff!
(Knives is being baked by the double suns, you can tell b/c he is turning a lovely shade of red, sort of like Vash's coat. Legato has crawled under the jeep, in order to avoid the skin blistering sun, since his skin was oh- so-delicate when it came to things like that. The others were just now making their way out of the saloon.)
Knives~ What took so long? Don't you spiders realize that I must find my brother so I can once again return to my normal state of being? (Knives crossed his arms and the burning rush of pain tingled in his skull)
Mid- What happened to Legato?
Legato- Here I am. -He crawls out from underneath the jeep, skin still its natural creamy color. His long white jacket now a dusty tan color.-
Dom- What happened to you?
Legato- Cupid's evil twin hit me with his arrow of lust. -He looks at his coat then at Dom, his hearts are little eyes- We match! We both have the tanned jacket thing going on for us! I'm just as giddy as a school girl!
WW- O.o The sooner needle-noggin gets back the sooner everything goes back to the way it belongs. (The gang piled into the ever rusting jeep. And WW drove them off down the streets of the dusty ghost town.)
Legato- Dom, can I call you Dom?
Dom- No, only the author of this hair-brained fic, may call me that, for you see she pays my bills. And you, you are repulsive, now if you were more like Midvalley or Knives-sama.
Legato- His eyes all googly and stuff- You know my sweet, sweet object of my lust, I am the Master's servant, his dog-to-call, and I am also Midvalley's commander in chief.
Dom- Don't make me throw you out of this vehicle and make Zazie call the sandworms to eat you.
Legato~ She loves me.
Knives~ (Cringes in pain every time he moves.) Oww.Vashu this is your fault! So come back! Oww (Little Vash is climbing into Knives' lap.)
Milly- No Vash Stampede Wolfwood. Can't you see that Mr. Knives is extremely sunburned? -The small brown haired grey eyed child looked over to his ditzy mother and thought real hard about it.-
Knives- Get your spider child off of me! I am in pain! -As he screamed his pain increased- AAAHHHH
Mid- You know sir, we could have Chapel's pupil stop and purchase a tube of sunburn reliever.
Dom- Midvalley's right Knives-sama.
Knives- Painfully turns his head and looks at the lackey's in the backseat then to the driver- You heard them spider driver. To a pharmacy!
WW- You know if I stop again in such a short amount of time, then it'll take us even longer to find good-old insert explicate words broom head.
Milly- Now, now darling don't use such words around the baby.
WW-Sorry honey.
Milly- Besides, we need to stop because little Vash Wolfwood needs more diapers.
WW-Yes my honey. -WW turned into a local thrift store and cut off the engine-
Knives- Dominique, you shall go in and retrieve the relief that shall sooth the pain of my painful spider caused sunburn.
Milly- Mr. Knives, would mind watching Vash Wolfwood while Mr. Wolfwood and I go inside and purchase some items?
WW-But I could stay here and.
Milly- Gave a certain look at WW- But darling; you have all the money.
WW-Catches on- Oh I do don't I?
-Milly WW Dom and Mid, who Dom drug along, got out of the jeep and entered the thrift store. 20 minutes later-
Legato was playing "This little piggy" with Vash Wolfwood and Knives was still cringing in pain and getting even more sunburn.
Knives- Hurry! My beautiful skin is being ruined every minute you spiders are inside that air cooled building!
-Legato and Vash were giggling b/c Vash and him were now playing peek-a-boo-
-Milly and WW walked out a bag of diapers and goodie's in hand. Dom emerged with a tube of aloe and Mid had a bottle of sun screen-
Dom- Here put this on first. -Hands Knives the sunscreen. He applies it and whimpers when he does. - Now this. -She hands him the aloe. - Only put this on when it burns or stings, and if you begin to get a rash discontinue use.
-They pile into the beat up jeep and head down the dusty street until they reach the outskirts of town.-
