EVTSC I dO nOt OwN tRiGuN nEvEr HaVe NeVeR WiLl So GeT oVeR iT!.!.

-_\\ Forgive, she has lost all sense of anything.

.^^ Bring back my Vashu!

EVTSC Our special Knives learned for the first time in his life what sunburn is. So they picked him up some aloe and sunscreen for his delicate plant skin. Legato and baby Vash played "This Little Piggy" and "Peek-a- Boo".

Rem~ I was not eaten by the couch! So to bad, so sad, you failed the lab.

K-sama~ Nya? (Lab?)

EVTSC Anyways enough of boring old Rem and now for more of my favorites and yours.

Legato~ Mid, Dom, you guys like me right?

Dom~No. And it's not Dom, it's Dominique.

Legato~ Yes my lust goddess.

Milly~ Vash Wolfwood! You leave Mr. Knives be. Can't you see that he's taking a nap?

Knives~ Control your spider baby. I am trying to nap.

WW~ Knives! Don't call my kid a spider! I don't want him running around with your sick sadistic ideals!

Knives~ Leave the child. It does not bother me. For it reminds me slightly of my own brother.

Milly~ Are you sure Mr. Knives?

Legato~ Never question the master! If this is what his evil heart desires, then this is what he gets!

WW~ .Sure.

Mid~I gotta go again,

WW~ You cant hold it?

Mid~ I cant it stings when I hold it!

Dom~ I have to too. And I just don't feel like waiting.

Milly~ Um.Mr. Wolfwood, I need you to stop also.

Legato~ Hurry! Before I wet myself! Or else I will be forced to pee on your seats!

WW~ Fine. I guess I can stop. (WW pulls the jeep into a small caravan like place and cuts the jeep off and gets out of the jeep and so does its passengers.)

Milly~ Mr. Knives, can you watch Vash Stampede Wolfwood?

Knives~ I suppose. But, hurry. We are in desperate need of finding my only relative.

Milly~ But I thought Rem was your mother?

Knives~ No, she's just a worthless spider that expects us to worship her.

Milly~ Oh. Well if Vash starts to fuss or whatever here is his diaper bag. (She hands Knives' the bag and unzips it.) Here are some bottles and a few diapers, and some toys for him to play with incase he gets bored. Have fun you two! (Milly, Legato, Dom, Mid, and WW enter the tent and Knives looks down at little Vash. He begins to cry. Knives looks at the small spider.)



Knives~ Ahhhh! Silence spider offspring of a priest and a woman spider who has blond moments. (Little Vash Stampede Wolfwood kept crying. Knives shook him.)

Knives~ Shut up Spider! (That made it worse. So Knives dug around the diaper bag and gave the screaming child spider a toy. Vash looked at it, then tossed it at Knives and cried some more.)

Knives~ What do you need nutrition? (Knives digs around some more in the bag. Finally his hand emerges with a bottle of formula. He gives the bottle to baby Vash. He squeezes the liquid out all over Knives' face. Then begins to holler some more. )

Knives~ Arg! Spider! Hush your mouth! Shut your face! (That made it worse some more. Then Knives thought real hard. And did the last thing he wanted and tried to avoid. He checked the diaper. A horrid putrid smell oozed from it. He began to gag and choke on the smell. The he emptied to contents of the bag into the driver's seat. Grabbed a diaper and many wipes and some powder. )

Knives~ Now, for mission Stinky Vash. (Knives took Vash's pants off and then unstrapped the diaper. An even worse smell blew through the air. )

Knives~ I think I'm going to hurl! (Knives removed the diaper and flung it out to the wind, then he proceeded to wipe the gurgling baby Vash's dirty butt.)

Knives~ Dammit spider! Why must you enjoy my suffering?(Vash Wolfwood only laughed his baby laugh. Knives finished wiping the dookie off of the baby then grabbed a diaper. Little Vash jumped up before Knives could put the diaper on. Little Vash ran around the front seat of the jeep.)

Knives~ Come back here spider brat! (Knives grabbed little Vash's leg and dragged him towards himself. Little Vash laughed. Knives put the diaper only half way on, and then applied the powder causing a fog of smoke, causing them to sneeze and cough.)

Knives~ Dammit. Damn, damn, damn. Why must this cursed spider product!(Vash laughed and began to choke on the powder. Knives finished putting the diaper on Vash at this point in time.)

Knives~Now what is wrong with you?(Little Vash was turning blue.) Spider Shit! You're choking! If you die, Milly will hurt me! And that would be scary! (Knives used the Heimlich maneuver on baby Vash, and baby Vash spit out the lid to the powder dispenser, for it wasn't a big bottle of it. )

Knives~ Great. Now I cannot die. (Baby Vash laughed even more) (Milly and the others walked out of the tent all smiles.)

Knives~ It's about damn time you spiders showed up!

WW~ Knives! Don't call us spiders around my son. And Milly, why did you let Knives watch our child?

Milly~ Well Vash Stampede Wolfwood seems happy. (She snuggles her baby and they all get in the jeep) Did you have any problems Mr. Knives? (Knives just sat in silence as WW pulled the jeep out into the dusty dry desert.)