Starring: Freddy, Laura, And Johnny the Spork


Sleepover 17


Freddy: Hey Laura this is Johnny (points to a Spork)


Laura: (whispers to Freddy) Um that's a foon


Johnny: (yells) I'M A SPORK NOT A FOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Laura: ok ok (backs away)


Johnny: what is she doing here any way


Freddy: I invited her


Johnny: I thought we were going to lie back drink beer and watch porno tonight


Freddy: (thinks) oh yeah


Laura: I can leave


Freddy: no you can stay it's a sleepover


Johnny: oh so you choose her over me


Freddy: (sighs) Johnny you get mad over the dumbest things


Johnny: so you're saying I'm dumb


Freddy: no I was saying


Johnny: I know what you were trying to say (try's to walk away but remembers he doesn't have any legs) God darn it


Laura: (is very traumatized)


Johnny: remember when we used to (looks at Laura) Never mind


Laura: (thinks for a second) ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!


Freddy: ok Johnny that's it


Johnny: what you don't love me anymore


Freddy: (looks embarrassed)


Laura: Love? Ewww I'm leaving (leaves)


Freddy: see what you did


Johnny: oh shut up and lick me


Freddy: Ok

THE END?
Till next time...