EVTSC La, la, la..
.^^ VASHU!!!
^^ I think Mr. Knives is actually realizing what the world would be like without Mr. Vash.Sad.
Next Door to You
EVTSC So Knives learned how to deal with a spider child. Amazing, I am truly evil. And I am beginning to think that Dom is about to kill Legato.personally.
Rem| Well yesterday the cat and I read The Cat in The Hat, and did interpretive movement and contemplated on it.
Ksama| Nyaoooo (Save me!)
EVTSC Okay Rem needs therapy. The cat I don't know. Now onward to my pawns.
The jeep putted down the road. Dust spurted out from underneath the tires.
Dom| This dust is beginning to stir up my allergies.
Mid| You mean you, the Cyclops, are allergic to dust?
Leg| My poor longing of my evil blue spiky heart. Allow me to comfort you.
Dom| Touch me and I shall be forced to take your spikes off and cram them in your ears till one pops out the other side with your brain on it.
Mid| Legato just let her be. I do not wish to feel the furry of hell fall down upon us.
Leg| I guess your right.
Kni| Finally silence.
Mil| It sure is hot out here. I wish I had some water.
WW| Not for another 100 miles, sorry my honey.
Leg| Cant you pull some out from inside your magical pockets?
WW| They don't work that way.
Leg| Total disappointment.
Mil| Yeah.
Leg| It's hot.
Dom| Shut up.
Rem| You know back where I came from it used to rain, now that I have been cursed to remain on this desert planet. Darn you Knives. Darn you a lot!
EVTSC Rem go back to your cave!!
Rem| You never let me have any fun
EVTSC NOW!!! (Rem crawls back to her cave) Now continue puppets!!
Kni| I think that spider has taken it to far.
Leg| Ya! Down with Rem!!!
Kni| Not that spider, but the author spider. And Rem human trash too.
Leg| Ahh.
Dom| Hurry and get back to script b/f we get fired.
Mid| Alright.
Leg| What's rain?
Kni| Its when water falls in droplets from the cloud filled sky and wets the ground and everything. It is quite refreshing.
Mil| Gee sounds fun.I wish that would happen.
WW| And how would you know what its like?
Kni| b/c while I spent my time on that cursed seed ship, Vash..Vash and I were in the rec. room and that distasteful woman Rem caused the ceiling or well sky to rain upon us.and my dumb brother was gleeful and I was soaked. Cold, wet, and angry. Rem laughed at my suffering.
Mil| Poor Mr. Knives. But I still wish it would. It would be nice.
Leg| maybe a little scary.
Dom| what a wimp.
WW| Uh.why did the sky just all of a sudden turn black.?
They all look at the sky. A loud roar of thunder breaks the sound barrier.
Leg| Ahh!! (He jumps into Dom's lap.)
Dom| Get off or feel my wrath. (She tosses him onto Mid's lap.)
Leg| Hello. How are you?
Mid| Freak!!! (He tosses him into his own seat) Now stay!
Drops of water begin to fall.
Mil| What's this?
WW| I'd assume this is rain.
Leg| This is nice.
The rain drops become larger and more intense.
Mid| Is it supposed to do this?
Kni| Unfortunately it can.
The road no longer spat dust but large clumps of mud. One of those blobs of mud smack Legato in the only visible eye he has. He screams.
Leg| I'm blind I'm blind! Oh great cheesecake gods I've gone blind!
Dom| No you didn't wipe your eyes.
Leg| Oh, you're right.
WW| I don't think this can get any better.
The road, ground, whatever you choose, the newly beaten path, is a flooded river. The wheels no longer touch the ground. So they take Legato's spikes and turn them into paddles.
Leg| Why'd you take my spikies.? I miss them.
WW| Would you rather be the oar?
Leg| (thinks real hard) I suppose I wouldn't.
WW| Fine, now you understand.
The rain is getting worse. The rusted jeep is getting even more of a rust build up on it. Added to that that the jeep is quickly filling with water.
Mid| Every body bail!!
Leg| Do not worry my evil goddess I shall save thee!!
Dom| Please don't! I can swim!
Leg| Well I cant!! (He begins to drown)
Mid| I shall save him.b/c if I don't then I wont have anyone else to watch Dom beat up.
Mid swims to Legato and pulls him above the water.
WW| Come one my honey, get the kid. (He pulls them up onto his cross punisher. Then Knives pulls himself onto an end of it. Dom crawls out of the water on it.)
Mid| got room for one more? (He comes swimming up dragging Legato by the collar.)
WW| Sure.
Mid gets on and grabs his sax. The gang begins to have a lovely discussion about the double suns. Legato is whining and stuff.
Leg| Come on.Let me on!
WW| No more room.
WW & Milly sat on the rocket launcher portion. Mid sat on one of the hand gun sides. Knives and Vash Stampede Wolfwood sat on the other. Dom sat on the rocket launcher side. Legato doggie paddled along side.
Mil| Mr. WW, we just cant let him stay in the water.
WW| Why not?
Mil| B/c he might catch a cold.
WW| Fine.
Leg| Where do you want me to go?
Mid| The only place available.
Legato looks to Dom. Hearts for eyes once again. He climbs up and perches himself closely at her side.
Leg| We meet again my wonderful goddess.
Dom| I hate rain.
And so our wet drippy friends sailed off into the sunset on the punisher.
.^^ VASHU!!!
^^ I think Mr. Knives is actually realizing what the world would be like without Mr. Vash.Sad.
Next Door to You
EVTSC So Knives learned how to deal with a spider child. Amazing, I am truly evil. And I am beginning to think that Dom is about to kill Legato.personally.
Rem| Well yesterday the cat and I read The Cat in The Hat, and did interpretive movement and contemplated on it.
Ksama| Nyaoooo (Save me!)
EVTSC Okay Rem needs therapy. The cat I don't know. Now onward to my pawns.
The jeep putted down the road. Dust spurted out from underneath the tires.
Dom| This dust is beginning to stir up my allergies.
Mid| You mean you, the Cyclops, are allergic to dust?
Leg| My poor longing of my evil blue spiky heart. Allow me to comfort you.
Dom| Touch me and I shall be forced to take your spikes off and cram them in your ears till one pops out the other side with your brain on it.
Mid| Legato just let her be. I do not wish to feel the furry of hell fall down upon us.
Leg| I guess your right.
Kni| Finally silence.
Mil| It sure is hot out here. I wish I had some water.
WW| Not for another 100 miles, sorry my honey.
Leg| Cant you pull some out from inside your magical pockets?
WW| They don't work that way.
Leg| Total disappointment.
Mil| Yeah.
Leg| It's hot.
Dom| Shut up.
Rem| You know back where I came from it used to rain, now that I have been cursed to remain on this desert planet. Darn you Knives. Darn you a lot!
EVTSC Rem go back to your cave!!
Rem| You never let me have any fun
EVTSC NOW!!! (Rem crawls back to her cave) Now continue puppets!!
Kni| I think that spider has taken it to far.
Leg| Ya! Down with Rem!!!
Kni| Not that spider, but the author spider. And Rem human trash too.
Leg| Ahh.
Dom| Hurry and get back to script b/f we get fired.
Mid| Alright.
Leg| What's rain?
Kni| Its when water falls in droplets from the cloud filled sky and wets the ground and everything. It is quite refreshing.
Mil| Gee sounds fun.I wish that would happen.
WW| And how would you know what its like?
Kni| b/c while I spent my time on that cursed seed ship, Vash..Vash and I were in the rec. room and that distasteful woman Rem caused the ceiling or well sky to rain upon us.and my dumb brother was gleeful and I was soaked. Cold, wet, and angry. Rem laughed at my suffering.
Mil| Poor Mr. Knives. But I still wish it would. It would be nice.
Leg| maybe a little scary.
Dom| what a wimp.
WW| Uh.why did the sky just all of a sudden turn black.?
They all look at the sky. A loud roar of thunder breaks the sound barrier.
Leg| Ahh!! (He jumps into Dom's lap.)
Dom| Get off or feel my wrath. (She tosses him onto Mid's lap.)
Leg| Hello. How are you?
Mid| Freak!!! (He tosses him into his own seat) Now stay!
Drops of water begin to fall.
Mil| What's this?
WW| I'd assume this is rain.
Leg| This is nice.
The rain drops become larger and more intense.
Mid| Is it supposed to do this?
Kni| Unfortunately it can.
The road no longer spat dust but large clumps of mud. One of those blobs of mud smack Legato in the only visible eye he has. He screams.
Leg| I'm blind I'm blind! Oh great cheesecake gods I've gone blind!
Dom| No you didn't wipe your eyes.
Leg| Oh, you're right.
WW| I don't think this can get any better.
The road, ground, whatever you choose, the newly beaten path, is a flooded river. The wheels no longer touch the ground. So they take Legato's spikes and turn them into paddles.
Leg| Why'd you take my spikies.? I miss them.
WW| Would you rather be the oar?
Leg| (thinks real hard) I suppose I wouldn't.
WW| Fine, now you understand.
The rain is getting worse. The rusted jeep is getting even more of a rust build up on it. Added to that that the jeep is quickly filling with water.
Mid| Every body bail!!
Leg| Do not worry my evil goddess I shall save thee!!
Dom| Please don't! I can swim!
Leg| Well I cant!! (He begins to drown)
Mid| I shall save him.b/c if I don't then I wont have anyone else to watch Dom beat up.
Mid swims to Legato and pulls him above the water.
WW| Come one my honey, get the kid. (He pulls them up onto his cross punisher. Then Knives pulls himself onto an end of it. Dom crawls out of the water on it.)
Mid| got room for one more? (He comes swimming up dragging Legato by the collar.)
WW| Sure.
Mid gets on and grabs his sax. The gang begins to have a lovely discussion about the double suns. Legato is whining and stuff.
Leg| Come on.Let me on!
WW| No more room.
WW & Milly sat on the rocket launcher portion. Mid sat on one of the hand gun sides. Knives and Vash Stampede Wolfwood sat on the other. Dom sat on the rocket launcher side. Legato doggie paddled along side.
Mil| Mr. WW, we just cant let him stay in the water.
WW| Why not?
Mil| B/c he might catch a cold.
WW| Fine.
Leg| Where do you want me to go?
Mid| The only place available.
Legato looks to Dom. Hearts for eyes once again. He climbs up and perches himself closely at her side.
Leg| We meet again my wonderful goddess.
Dom| I hate rain.
And so our wet drippy friends sailed off into the sunset on the punisher.
