Original Concept by, Borath
Sequel written by Gothic DJ
Well, I'm back from Nature's Classroom and my small hibernation with another chapter of my interestingly stupid story. Judging by one reviewer in particular (YamiYugigirl2k) I've already decided what I'm going to do to our dear little friend Seto.
Seto: Do I want to know?
Yami: *snickering cause he knows*
Seto: Do I REALLY want to know?
Yami: *laughing like a maniac cause he knows*
If some of you already know what's going to happen then don't spoil it. If you don't know….then you'll just have to wait and find out.
Oh yeah, I'm going to give shout outs to my reviewers so far.
YamiYugiGirl2k- I'm just trying to find out how to tie it all in. Thanks for reviewing ^^
Yami Krissy- I have a friend named Chrissy..different spelling though ^^ANYWAY (I digress WAY too much. Just ask Razrantha..I review her stories and go off on tangents.) I try to update when I can but it's hard to with (crap) school constantly getting in the way. Thankies much for reviewing!
Blue September- FIRST REVIEWER!! WHOOO HOO!! You get major props for that. Hehe, I'm glad that this little story that will hopefully make itself into something has gotten your attention. Merci beacoup for the review.
P.S. I don't own YGO or Yami's kids (they belong to Borath) or Testou (Borath as well: If I don't get the spelling right, please don't maim me) I also don't own hot topic, KMART, Wal-Mart, Hello Kitty, Korn or any other paraphernalia that you know for a fact that I don't, wouldn't, or couldn't own.
ONTO THE STORY!!
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YVO
//I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or experiment on what it's like to…do it…with a girl. Seto's pretty much against it after he saw me give me birth for the first time…oh…revenge is sweet. But now were faced with another problem: How long is it going to last and should the millennium item users do anything to help it along? I want to help him but if I mess up my puzzle again…let's just say that Tetsou would be less than happy to have to go through all of that, and same with me. I guess it's just best to let it run its course.
The funniest thing happened the other day. Besides the talk about periods and pads (I laughed through the whole thing, Seto blushed like a sunburned tomato through the whole thing), Seto cried. Seto Kaiba got a taste of female hormones and cried. Kiara and Kiseki were both running amuck and crying all over the place. Seto was doing his damndest to try and calm down but they wouldn't calm down. I wonder if they got some kind of sick pleasure from it but they were doing everything in their power to drive the poor girl insane. Finally, Seto just broke down in tears and slumped to the ground. I came in to see her on the floor sniffling while the little ones were just quieting down. Female hormones sure are fickle..or maybe it was just that time of month again. It wasn't funny at the time, but I'm sure even Seto would be laughing when he thinks about this day.
Well, life's been interesting and Seto has been working from home lately. His company is confused and I'm amused. I really shouldn't be so happy about this but it is fairly amusing to see my previous antagonist in the same position I was in.//
It was an interesting day in the Kaiba Mansion. The whole crew *I didn't want to have to use that word but the only other word I could think of was 'gang' and this isn't a Scooby Doo parody* was over sitting on various chairs in the living room while Yami and Seto shared a loveseat. They sat in complete silence, Seto occasionally twitching in his new female body, crossing and uncrossing her legs. The only one who was thoroughly amused by this at the present time was Mai. "Kaiba, count your blessings," Mai commented and Yami knew where this was going, "at least you don't have to hear all the details from another woman. We tend to make it a whole world more gruesome than it really is." Yami blushed at the memory of learning that he would bleed for a week or more every month. He was even more surprised, and not to pleasantly, when he realized it would hurt as much as it did. Seto blushed as she remembered she would be bleeding every month thanks to the lessons from Yami. Mokuba had been laughing ever since Seto had come home and had taken to calling Seto 'big sister', which aggravated Seto to no end. Tea sat there a little uncomfortably, not really liking the whole situation but will to play it out for her friends. Ryou, happy to be clued in from the beginning, was switching back and forth from fidgeting and shooting glare at his Yami who was currently laughing his head off. Joey was sniggering slightly but decided to keep it low because "hell hath no fury like the wrath of a woman." Tristan was just wondering if he was going to have to make any more strawberry runs, silently praying Seto didn't want anything like watermelons or pumpkin with over ripe kumquats arranged in a star pattern with a pink rose in the center (Chibi Inu-Yasha muse looks very proud at the moment).
"Mai is right, Seto. It wasn't as bad as she made it out to be…but it still wasn't fun." Yami tried to throw in his two cents but all it did was make all the girls in the room laugh. Then…GASP…there was more silence..and more…until Seto couldn't stand it anymore.
"I CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND HERE!" She shouted it out but quickly put her hand over her mouth. She wasn't used to her voice being so high and it reminded her of those awful years before puberty hit.
"I agree," Yami said and everyone was in silent agreement. Taking out his cell phone (celly telly ^^) he called Belinda and told her to meet them outside.
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"Where to Mr. And Mrs. Kaiba?" Belinda said in her kansai dialect [For all of those who don't know, a kansai dialect in Japan is the equivalent to the southern accent in the US], hands on the steering wheel and ready to go. She knew about the whole Jusenkyo bit and found it hilarious to say that to them. Seto was of course not amused and pouted in the back of the limousine. Yami grinned and replied with,
"We're going to the mall."
(resists the urge to end it right here cause my plot bunny has decided to go on a coffee break and leave me all alone)
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Seto wanted to curl up and die when he saw the Domino Town Center looming above him. The only little spot of joy he had was that they weren't going to KMART or Wal-Mart. Fond and freaky memories….ANYWAY, Belinda had just driven up and was opening up all the doors for them to clamor out.
"I hope you all have fun, same as you Mr. and Mrs. Kaiba," she said, bowing politely and quickly jumping into the car as to not have to wait around for Seto's wrath, which ended up with Joey's face in the ground. Tea leaned over to Mai,
"Do you think it's that time of month again?" Mai just smirked a bit before starting to walk it.
"Wouldn't doubt it for a second," she called back to Tea who grinned a bit and began to walk in as well. Thus began the day that Seto got a whole new wardrobe.
(Once again resisting the urge to end it RIGHT here…and it seems that my plot bunny is doing…SOMETHING..with another plot bunny)
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The mall was everything that Seto hated. It was crowded, noisy, annoying, rude, and a few things that he chose not to mention with Mokuba near them. But as Yami led them all to a more remote part of the mall, the crowds thinned and the noise became less. The stores became darker and the further they went, the more piercings that they saw. After passing a store that looked like it was called 'Necessary Evils' *actual website, don't own it* they made they're way to Hot Topic. There was a guy standing outside the store looking at anyone who walked in. He had peircings galore and tattoos all over his arm. Mai simply raised an eyebrow while Tea shuddered a bit at his appearance *DAMN YOU!! HE SOUNDS AWESOME! I WOULD CHILL WITH HIM EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE!* Tristan and Joey went on guard and Seto just stood there looking pissed off. The only people who weren't fazed by the man were Mokuba and Yami. Yami did this funky little handshake with him *it's the magoo shake where you grasp hands and snap your fingers* and Mokuba did the same. Just goes to show what kind of 'educational things' Yami is taking Mokuba to do after school. Seto decided to unwisely ignore that and step in the store after Yami and Mokuba, who looked like they owned the place. But hell, with all the money Seto rakes in, he wouldn't notice if Yami and Mokuba did buy a branch of Hot Topic. But I digress. So they walk in and are immediately swamped with black, red, black, black, and some gothic looking 'Hello Kitty' in the background.
"Seto, welcome to the last clothing store you'll buy things from for a loooonngg time." Yami announced, and grabbed her hand eagerly. "Now let's try and find you a pretty ski-" Yami didn't even get a chance to finish. Actually, he never had a chance at all.
"I'M NOT WEARING AN GOD DAMNED SKIRT, DRESS, OR ANYTING THAT GOES UNDER THAT CATIGORY!" Seto shrieked, and her hands once again flew to her mouth at how high pitched her voice was compared to her male tone. She shuddered as she thought of all the things that 'went under that category'….stockings, short shorts, tube tops….thongs. Those were things that would haunt her dreams at night.
A girl walked up to the lost looking group with a slightly deranged grin on her face. Her hair was jet black with red and green at the bottom and she had peircings all over her ears and eyebrows. She also had a tongue ring that she kept playing with and a nose ring that flashed different colors. Her nametag simply read, "Doom" and even though they were sure that this wasn't her name, they'd have to call her by it anyway. She came up to Yami and did the same handshake with him that he did the guy outside. They said something to each other but it couldn't be heard over the loud Korn playing. She then abruptly left and went into the backroom of the store. Yami turned to the group, mainly Seto.
"That was Doom. She is going to try and find you some appropriate clothes." No one really wanted to know what kind of clothes a girl named Doom would pick up, but they were soon going to find out. For at the moment, Doom came back out, practically skipping with a big bundle of black in her arms. You could tell that it was all boys' clothes so Seto would get off the hook…this time.
She bowed cryptically, holding the clothes out like an offering to Seto. Her straight hair fell foreword into her face and would have given her a much more mysterious look if it hadn't gotten caught in her eyebrow rings. Seto took the clothes with much hesitation and slowly leafed through the pile. Either long baggy black pants or long baggy black sweatpants. Occasionally, a long t-shirt would appear or an over-sized sweatshirt here and there. Yami stood there grinning *I think he likes the panicked look on Seto's face…or maybe he got all baggy things because..er….umm (looks around) umm…I don't know yet (whistles and walks away)* and trying to find a positive reaction. Seto, realizing that none of it was pink, and she needed some smaller clothes, sighed in resignation. At least she was still wearing boys' clothes.
"Where's the cash register, I'll take it all." Seto sighed and pretty much dragged herself over to it. Doom ran over to the accessories rack and grabbed the most normal looking belt she could find, which was black with studs on it, and handed that to Seto as well.
"Since your not trying them on, a belt would be in order since the pants might not fit all that great." Doom schooled. Seto just took the belt and handed it to the cashier, which turned out to be Doom, who appeared to have run behind the register as fast as she could. What the hell did Seto care about how much it was going to cost. She was a multi-trillionare and had more money coming in as they stood in that line. So, Doom, ring away, cause it's not even a dent in Seto's wallet, just maybe his ego.
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It took me weeks to write this one chapter. I had to end it here or I might go insane….wait…I'm already insane. That doesn't really help. I would think about it in school and everywhere I went, hoping to come up with a suitable chapter…but obviously this crap is all I came out with. It took me almost three weeks to write this crap.
Yugi: Awww…don't feel bad, this chapter didn't suck that bad
GDJ: Oh bother, you know it sucks
Bakura: Yeah…it kinda does..what the hell was that?
GDJ: *pounds him over the head with her French notebook* Mortez-moi (bite me)
Malik: oooo…were all so scared
GDJ: Baiseur de mere d'ane de chienne (bitch ass mother fucker)
Malik: *tearing* don't talk junk about my momma
GDJ: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND FRENCH
Ryou: Puissance d'authoress (authoress power)
GDJ: I think I need to stop before I go apeshit. Please review and tell me what's wrong with this chapter. Or, if your feeling good, what's right about it.
Random Puuchuu *anyone who has experienced the Excel Saga knows what this is*: Puuchuu puuchuu puuchuu wa wa chuu chuu puuu (translation: She needs moral support as she writes this with nasty gum in her mouth and her favorite dj's songs playing on repeat)
GDJ: P.S. If you see any spelling corrections, I just took an hours worth of mastery tests today, then spent almost 2 hours just answering questions. Then I got in trouble in pretty much every class after that, and then I sat starving while rehearsing for my school play. But then I had my friends over ^^ But I had a tiring day so I'll go back and re-read everything….LATER!
