EVTSC Beef it's what's for dinner.

-_\\ dun dun dun

.^^ Almost to Vash's location!

Legato's Next Door.

EVTSC It rained! Actually it was more like a monsoon. Strange. What's next donuts from heaven? Or pudding rocks?

Rem Yesterday Ksama and I had a heart to heart discussion about flowers. The cat proclaimed that they had no meaning. I said that.

EVTSC No~ I don't feel like letting my viewers.err uh.readers.listen to such audacity. Now onward to the craziness I like to call Trigun fanness.

The jeep putted down the dehydrated ground. Legato was sipping rain water from his bunny fru fru. Mid played his sax, which was just a bit soggy. Dom sat there trying to dry her hair and stuff by standing in the jeep letting the dry heated air blow through it. Knives sat and pouted as baby Vash S.WW climbed on him like a jungle gym. Milly was snuggled against WW sleeping. And WW was driving the heap of rust.

Mid Something doesn't seem right.

Dom What Legato isn't rambling?

Leg I'm sipping tea. Thank you.

WW Where'd you get tea?

Leg From that massive amounts of water from the sky. Along with it came a box of tea bags, some tea cakes, and these lovely little bunt cakes.

Mil Don't worry I can handle a bunt cake and ice cream.

Kni Sure. Now let us move forward and upward from this location.

Mil Let's go to where Meryl Sempai works!!

Leg Yes, maybe we shall find Masters brother there with that repulsive rank human.

Kni Yes, maybe my brother's lover shall know of his whereabouts.

WW lover?

Mil You didn't know Mr. Wolfwood?

Leg Yes, but it was only a one night stand for them both.

Dom I think it drove her crazy.

Mid Or made Vash love her more.

Kni She drove him away!

Leg We shall hurt that wicked pmsie human filth!

Kni You do that an then Vash will never come back!

Dom he has a point.

WW We only have five more minutes till we're there

Mil We're on our way! We can close the distance! We don't care how far! Someday he'll be strong. We know every trial will be worth his while. We can go everywhere and we know we don't belong.

Mid ::Finishes playing the tune to Hercules I Can Go The Distance On his sax.:: Beautiful.Just beautiful.

Dom Wow.

Leg Now.What shall we do when we reach the scary boring meister?

Kni We shall fear her!

WW Who fears her?

Mil All fear the Meryl Meister.

All cower in fear at the name of Meryl. Unless Vash was here then he would be swooning over it.

Kni I miss Vash!! Bring him back Meryl monster!

WW Right. (He looked straight ahead and noticed the town sign.)

Mil We're almost there! YAY!!

Leg Cheers everyone!

He passes out some tea cups filled to the brim with tea. They clank their cups together and Legato spills his tea all over his crotch.

Leg It burns! It burns!! Quick save my man hood!

Dom (watches and tries really hard not to laugh)

Leg AAAAHHHHGGG!! The pain!! I cant take the pain!

Kni Be a man or I shall be forced to kick you out of the Gun-Ho's.

Mid Yeah, then he could make me commander! And you shall be nothing.

Leg No not that! Please master! Don't do this to me.

Dom Well if he looses something there then he wont be much of a man then will he.

Kni You have a point. Legato. Save yourself.

WWHurry it up too. We're almost there.

Leg (Is using his extra pair of boxers, since he chooses not to wear any, to wipe at his spill.)

Mil Sempai!!

The rusty jalopy putted down the street then died in front of Bernardelli. Milly jumped out and grabbed Vash S.WW and WW's arm and drug them all inside Bernardelli.

EVTSC Don't worry I shall get Vash in here within 2 episodes. Then we'll get our favorite blond spiky haired donut eating guy. Trust me on this

.^^ Don't she was the one who took away my brother.

-_\\ It was for the best.

.^^ Insubordination!