(Starring Laura and Melaura)
Author's Note: This it true and contains spoilers to the dumbest horror movie Jeepers Creepers
The Sleepover 21
(In Laura's Dad's Car)
Melaura: (telling Laura that her bus driver runs stop signs) Do you feel safe in the car with your dad?
Laura: yeah but he does get his case of road rage every once in a while
Laura's Dad: (Laughs and shakes head)
Laura: so are we seeing Jeepers Creepers or Sole Survivor?
Melaura: Jeepers Creepers of course
Laura: ok
(In theater)
Laura: I hope we aren't the only People in here
Melaura: That would be cool if we were
Laura: (shrugs and throws popcorn in her dad's Hair)
Laura's Dad: Do you want to go home
Melaura: ooooooooo Laura's in trouble
Laura: (laughs)
(A couple walks in while they are giggling)
Guy: HI!
Melaura: HI!
Guy: (goes in a dark corner with his girlfriend)
(2 more people walk in)
Melaura: I come in pieces
Guy & girl: (go a few more rows up)
Laura: I can't believe you did that
Melaura: (laughs)
(Previews start)
(Hardball preview)
Melaura: that looks like a good movie
Laura: yeah
(More previews then the movie starts)
(A guy and a girl are driving down a quiet road on their way home from college they are brother and sister Darry and Trish. A RV drives past them but they speed up and drive ahead they are to busy fighting they don't see the RV drive off the road. Then really fast a brown rusty truck comes up behind them and tries to run them off the road he dude in the brown car succeeds then drives off)
Laura: (thinking) Kay
(As the movie goes on they see the guy in the brown truck dumping something down a pipe *AN: for all you non horror movie buffs think really hard about what he was dumping come on think if you don't know already* Of course they go see what it was)
Melaura: Man they are dumb
Laura: oh yeah
(Darry falls down the pipe and finds.............. a body wrapped in a sheet. The dudes stomach was all sewn up and the guy died right in front of Darry. Darry looked majorly traumatized)
Laura: EWWWWWW!
Melaura: Ok (laughs)
(Trish calls down the pipe to see if Darry is ok Darry tells her to wait by the car and to leave if she sees the guy and he will find a way out. He starts walking around what looks like a cave he has a flashlight and shines it on a table there is science stuff on it with thread and needles and stuff. Then something drips on his head)
Laura: great bats
Melaura: (puts bandanna over face) protection
(He shines the flashlight up and sees a lot of sewn up bodies attached to the walls)
Laura: oh god
Melaura: gross
Laura: yuck
(Darry gets out of the church and scares Trish he tells her to drive to the nearest phone. He didn't say anything else till they got there. They stop at a diner to call the police. They are stared at by everyone. The phone rings and Darry picks it up. It was a lady who knew his and Trish's name She tells them to run as fast as they can when they hear the Jeepers Creepers song .** Jeepers Creepers where'd you get those peepers Jeepers Creepers where'd you get those eyes. you all know the song** Darry hangs up on her and as all the people in the diner crowd around the window. They run outside to see their clothes all over the ground. A guy from the diner said it looked like he was smelling them. Darry picks up his underwear and says not only does he know what I smell like he knows my name. His mom put his name on his underwear.
Melaura & Laura: (trying not to laugh)
(The police come and find a handprint of very dead skin on the door the police escort them home. The guy jumps out of nowhere and lands on top of the cop car and kills the girl cop and chops the guy cops head off and throws it. Darry and Trish see the cop car skid off the road and they see the guy pick up the cops head and starts to make out with it)
Melaura: and Laura: EWWWWWWWW!
Guy in theater: some ones getting it on tonight
(The guy pulls out the cops tongue and eats it)
Laura: oh that's disgusting
Melaura: (disgustic look on face)
(Darry and Trish drive off and see a house that is filled with cats they try to go inside to hide but are stopped by a old lady with a shotgun the guy comes kills the old lady and they are on the chase Darry and Trish run him over but he keeps Jumping over the car)
Laura: (clapping)
(They finally run him over flattening him. They get to the police station and are met by the lady on the phone Jazzabelle She says she has visions and they always come true she says the thing that is after them is not a man it is a monster and he comes out every 23 years to feed the takes parts of you that he needs. The Guy turns out to be a big bat monster type thing and everything Jazzabelle said would happen did. The guy finds Darry and takes him away and takes his eyes the movie ends with the guy looking through Darry's eyeless head.)
Laura: now I get the movie poster
Melaura: that movie was weird
Laura: you can say that again
Melaura: That movie was weird
Laura: you can say that again
Melaura: that movie was weird
Laura: you can.....
Laura's dad: we get the point
(When they get to the car Melaura starts talking about her bus driver again)
Laura: remember when I said I did feel safe in my dad's car?
Melaura: (nods)
Laura: well I don't now
Laura & Melaura: (laugh)
Melaura: so what movie are we gonna watch tonight?
Laura: nightmare of course
The end
Till next time..........
