Note: Yaoi means male/male love relationship.
The next day, everyone went on to do their own things. Edge watched TV as Rey brushes his hair in the living room while Stephanie works some things work Eric. Jeff and Molly looked over the cookbooks, trying to pick out and learn how to cook something for dinner. Molly had spent Kurt to the market to grab some things. Kane, Benoit, Chavo, Al and Dawn stay in bed while Torrie spying through the keyhole and Billy taking a long bath in the tub.
"Life is good so far. Nothing can go wrong today." he thought.
~~~****~~~
Kurt grabs anything he saw on the list and moved along. He couldn't understand why he was picked to go the to the market. Then, he remembers Benoit holding a frying pan over his head as he stood over a happy sleeping Kurt, telling him he's going to shop for the food or he would hit him on the head. As soon Kurt jumped out the bed and got dress, Benoit took his spot on the bed and fell asleep. "Damn that Benoit! I'll fix him good one day." Kurt cursed under his breath.
After he was done with the shopping and was heading for the check out line, he stops at the English manga session and look at the many famous comic books. Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, DBZ, Outlaw Star, Utena, Pokemon, Card Captor: Sakura and many more. Kurt had heard of these comics and even saw the shows, but it never held his attention. He continued to scan the rack, until his eyes came across the thick manga with a pink haired guy and a tall blonde guy on the cover, licking from each other's ice cream while looking at the reader, but the blonde's ice cream hit the pink one's nose. It seems like he didn't mind. Kurt picked it up to look at it closer.
"Gravitation?" he reads the title of the manga. He flipped the pages and look back at the cover. It seems cute and funny. Kurt needed something cute and funny on this trip between getting hit on the head by his tag team partner and has to listen to Torrie holler about her father. He threw the book in the cart and went to the check out line.
~~~~****~~~~
"Matt! Get out! You can't be here! Me and Molly are cooking tonight!" Jeff screamed, trying to push Matt out of the kitchen.
"No way! I refuse to eat anything that's made by you! Your cooking will kill us all!!" Matt screamed back. Molly hit both brothers on the hand with a wooden spoon.
"Hush up! No need to be fighting in here. Matt, wait outside for dinner and Jeff, help me roll the sushi." she commented. Both brothers pouted as they rub their hands. Matt pointed a finger at the baby.
"You don't know how bad Jeff is in the kitchen! I have kitchen scars from cooking with him."
Jeff crossed his arms over his chest. " You can't prove that."
Matt smirked at him. "Okay. I'll tell you what happened on the last time we cooked together. Maybe it would bring back memories."
**Flashback**
Lita and Matt fought the flame from the burning stove with fire extinguishers as Gilbert hits Jeff on the head with his hat while chasing him.
"Jeff!" Smack! "This would be the last time!" Smack! Smack! "You would ever cook in this house again!! Smack!
Jeff tries his best to cover his body up with his arms from the blows. "Ouch!! Yes, Daddy!!"
**End of Flashback**
Molly looked over at a sweatdropping Jeff. Matt smiled in victory, then walk out the room.
"...I should had be the only child." Jeff whispered, dropping his head in shame.
"I'm home!!!" yelled Kurt, carrying the bags of food, entering the kitchen from the kitchen's door. Jeff helped him out the food on the table.
"Thank you, Kurt." Molly said. She stood on her toes and kissed him on the cheek. That didn't make Jeff happy. He threw a box of strawberry pocky at Kurt. Molly and Kurt gave the younger Hardy a dirty look.
"Gomen." he told them in a sweet innocent voice. Kurt grabbed his manga from one of the three bags and took his leave from the kitchen and headed for the living room. He went past Steph, who was putting Eric in a tight headlock and smacking a thick book in his face. He took a seat next to Rey, getting a dirty look from both Edge and Rey.
Kurt stuck his tongue at them and opened his book. The Smackdown team continued doing what they were doing.
**Few minutes later**
Kurt blushed as he read the first 30 pages. He didn't even notice the others had already left. He was too into the building relationship between Shuichi, the upcoming J-rock singer of his group, Bad Luck and Yuki, the sexy blonde romance writer and the best writer in Japan so far. "Come Yuki! Tell him you love already!" Kurt hissed as he read. Tajiri came in the room, licking on some ice cream, past Kurt, but the manga he saw in Kurt's hands made him stop.
"This can't be good." he thought. He knew the story and saw the show himself. He even got Nidia hook on it and has him call Jamie 'Yuki' and Jamie calls him 'Shuichi' in bed. He cleared his throat. "Kurt-chan?" he whispered, tapping him lightly on the shoulder. Kurt jumped at least two feet, scaring Tajiri and knocking his ice cream in the air and landing on top of his head.
"Oh!! Ta-Tajiri! Oh my! Sorry about that!"
Tajiri didn't even notice the ice cream on his head. "That's okay. I'm sorry for scaring you," he said. He finally notices the cold treat and wiped it out his hair. "Is that Gravitation you're reading?" he questioned. Kurt hid it behind his back with a huge grin on his face.
"Iie(No)." he lied. Tajiri smirked at him.
"Yes, it is."
"No, it's not."
"Yes, it is."
"No, it's not!"
Tajiri just grabbed the manga and look at it. "Bull." He tosses it back to Kurt.
"You're not going to tell Benoit?"
"No, I like it myself and I'm not that much into yaoi." Tajiri admitted.
~~~~****~~~~~
Everyone sat around the dinning room for their meal.
"I'm hungry!!" whined Hunter. Ric popped him on the arm.
"Shut up, Champ! It shouldn't be long." Ric told him.
"I'm the King of the World! I demand to be fed on time!" Jericho shrieked. Christian sank in his seat.
"Why me?!" he thought. Molly came in the dinning room, hair mess up and flour all over her clothes.
"Dinner is ready! Jeff is going to put the finishing touches on it." she reported. Everyone cheered in joy. As Molly took her seat at the head of the table, a loud exploding roared from the kitchen.
"I told you!" Matt yelled as he and some of the wrestlers rushes into the kitchen. Jeff was throwing water on the food. He looks up at them with a huge smile and sweatdrop.
"I guess we can have take-outs now." Jeff said. Everyone fell over.
TBC
~~~**~~~
**Clips of Chapter 6 is shown**
Steph: Mercy me! ..What? Oh! Hey, this is Steph! Next chapter is going to be fill with humor and weirdness!
Kane: And that's the *nice* thing to say about the next chapter!
Eric: Amen to that!
Hurricane: It can't be that bad!
Jamie: Speak for yourself, Superhero!
Steph: Join us in our next chapter, "Excuse me, do you sell ass cream?" Don't miss it!
Rey: Where's my pocky?!
The next day, everyone went on to do their own things. Edge watched TV as Rey brushes his hair in the living room while Stephanie works some things work Eric. Jeff and Molly looked over the cookbooks, trying to pick out and learn how to cook something for dinner. Molly had spent Kurt to the market to grab some things. Kane, Benoit, Chavo, Al and Dawn stay in bed while Torrie spying through the keyhole and Billy taking a long bath in the tub.
"Life is good so far. Nothing can go wrong today." he thought.
~~~****~~~
Kurt grabs anything he saw on the list and moved along. He couldn't understand why he was picked to go the to the market. Then, he remembers Benoit holding a frying pan over his head as he stood over a happy sleeping Kurt, telling him he's going to shop for the food or he would hit him on the head. As soon Kurt jumped out the bed and got dress, Benoit took his spot on the bed and fell asleep. "Damn that Benoit! I'll fix him good one day." Kurt cursed under his breath.
After he was done with the shopping and was heading for the check out line, he stops at the English manga session and look at the many famous comic books. Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, DBZ, Outlaw Star, Utena, Pokemon, Card Captor: Sakura and many more. Kurt had heard of these comics and even saw the shows, but it never held his attention. He continued to scan the rack, until his eyes came across the thick manga with a pink haired guy and a tall blonde guy on the cover, licking from each other's ice cream while looking at the reader, but the blonde's ice cream hit the pink one's nose. It seems like he didn't mind. Kurt picked it up to look at it closer.
"Gravitation?" he reads the title of the manga. He flipped the pages and look back at the cover. It seems cute and funny. Kurt needed something cute and funny on this trip between getting hit on the head by his tag team partner and has to listen to Torrie holler about her father. He threw the book in the cart and went to the check out line.
~~~~****~~~~
"Matt! Get out! You can't be here! Me and Molly are cooking tonight!" Jeff screamed, trying to push Matt out of the kitchen.
"No way! I refuse to eat anything that's made by you! Your cooking will kill us all!!" Matt screamed back. Molly hit both brothers on the hand with a wooden spoon.
"Hush up! No need to be fighting in here. Matt, wait outside for dinner and Jeff, help me roll the sushi." she commented. Both brothers pouted as they rub their hands. Matt pointed a finger at the baby.
"You don't know how bad Jeff is in the kitchen! I have kitchen scars from cooking with him."
Jeff crossed his arms over his chest. " You can't prove that."
Matt smirked at him. "Okay. I'll tell you what happened on the last time we cooked together. Maybe it would bring back memories."
**Flashback**
Lita and Matt fought the flame from the burning stove with fire extinguishers as Gilbert hits Jeff on the head with his hat while chasing him.
"Jeff!" Smack! "This would be the last time!" Smack! Smack! "You would ever cook in this house again!! Smack!
Jeff tries his best to cover his body up with his arms from the blows. "Ouch!! Yes, Daddy!!"
**End of Flashback**
Molly looked over at a sweatdropping Jeff. Matt smiled in victory, then walk out the room.
"...I should had be the only child." Jeff whispered, dropping his head in shame.
"I'm home!!!" yelled Kurt, carrying the bags of food, entering the kitchen from the kitchen's door. Jeff helped him out the food on the table.
"Thank you, Kurt." Molly said. She stood on her toes and kissed him on the cheek. That didn't make Jeff happy. He threw a box of strawberry pocky at Kurt. Molly and Kurt gave the younger Hardy a dirty look.
"Gomen." he told them in a sweet innocent voice. Kurt grabbed his manga from one of the three bags and took his leave from the kitchen and headed for the living room. He went past Steph, who was putting Eric in a tight headlock and smacking a thick book in his face. He took a seat next to Rey, getting a dirty look from both Edge and Rey.
Kurt stuck his tongue at them and opened his book. The Smackdown team continued doing what they were doing.
**Few minutes later**
Kurt blushed as he read the first 30 pages. He didn't even notice the others had already left. He was too into the building relationship between Shuichi, the upcoming J-rock singer of his group, Bad Luck and Yuki, the sexy blonde romance writer and the best writer in Japan so far. "Come Yuki! Tell him you love already!" Kurt hissed as he read. Tajiri came in the room, licking on some ice cream, past Kurt, but the manga he saw in Kurt's hands made him stop.
"This can't be good." he thought. He knew the story and saw the show himself. He even got Nidia hook on it and has him call Jamie 'Yuki' and Jamie calls him 'Shuichi' in bed. He cleared his throat. "Kurt-chan?" he whispered, tapping him lightly on the shoulder. Kurt jumped at least two feet, scaring Tajiri and knocking his ice cream in the air and landing on top of his head.
"Oh!! Ta-Tajiri! Oh my! Sorry about that!"
Tajiri didn't even notice the ice cream on his head. "That's okay. I'm sorry for scaring you," he said. He finally notices the cold treat and wiped it out his hair. "Is that Gravitation you're reading?" he questioned. Kurt hid it behind his back with a huge grin on his face.
"Iie(No)." he lied. Tajiri smirked at him.
"Yes, it is."
"No, it's not."
"Yes, it is."
"No, it's not!"
Tajiri just grabbed the manga and look at it. "Bull." He tosses it back to Kurt.
"You're not going to tell Benoit?"
"No, I like it myself and I'm not that much into yaoi." Tajiri admitted.
~~~~****~~~~~
Everyone sat around the dinning room for their meal.
"I'm hungry!!" whined Hunter. Ric popped him on the arm.
"Shut up, Champ! It shouldn't be long." Ric told him.
"I'm the King of the World! I demand to be fed on time!" Jericho shrieked. Christian sank in his seat.
"Why me?!" he thought. Molly came in the dinning room, hair mess up and flour all over her clothes.
"Dinner is ready! Jeff is going to put the finishing touches on it." she reported. Everyone cheered in joy. As Molly took her seat at the head of the table, a loud exploding roared from the kitchen.
"I told you!" Matt yelled as he and some of the wrestlers rushes into the kitchen. Jeff was throwing water on the food. He looks up at them with a huge smile and sweatdrop.
"I guess we can have take-outs now." Jeff said. Everyone fell over.
TBC
~~~**~~~
**Clips of Chapter 6 is shown**
Steph: Mercy me! ..What? Oh! Hey, this is Steph! Next chapter is going to be fill with humor and weirdness!
Kane: And that's the *nice* thing to say about the next chapter!
Eric: Amen to that!
Hurricane: It can't be that bad!
Jamie: Speak for yourself, Superhero!
Steph: Join us in our next chapter, "Excuse me, do you sell ass cream?" Don't miss it!
Rey: Where's my pocky?!
