A/N-Was the last chapter okay? I hope so. Anyways, here is more for you guys!
Disclaimer-I own what I own, You own what you own and JKR owns what she owns.
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The Marauders~*~Year One
By Ashlynn
Lily, Sirius, James and Remus had found a compartment and began to talk about Hogwarts. And pranks of course.
"Dad said there are GAZILLIONS of secret passage ways around the school"
"Good. My mum said that there are some secret rooms as well."
"Maybe we can use one for our secret hideout!!"
"Duh"
"How do we get sorted, I wonder"
"Theres always a first time for everything" Remus whispered to James and Lily
"No really I'm serious" Sirius stated.
"We KNOW you're Sirius. We aren't STUPID you know"
"Then tell me how we get sorted Wolf-boy" Sirius shot back
Wolf-boy (aka Remus) looked at James for help who was looking scared so Lily just spoke up.
"Really boys all you have to do is put on a hat" she laughed.
So for two hours straight all the boys muttered was getting their parents back for freaking them out.
"Anybody want to eat somethin?" asked Lily
"FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sirius as he lunged, but then James and Remus threw him back and he got flung to Timbukto(sp?) where he ate SO much that the pig got sent all the way to Canada which was a rich country and he went around asking girls out all day and finally gettin tired and got flown to Austrailia, where he didn't do much except for the fact that the British hated the Austrailians they figured he didn't know much history because the Austrailian didn't hate British, they had hated Austrians (a/n I don't know any history so I'm making it up sorry to both countries) but neither countries decided to fight with war and-oh never mind this is about Sirius right so it dosen't matter what happened -and anyways then he got flung out of Austrailia across the world and back into the Hogwarts compartment where the crazy adventure had begun. (A/N-lol! sorry I just HAD to put that in the story somewhere)
"So, what did I miss?" asked Sirius.
"Well you missed the food cart lady, a bunch of snacks, the food I brought, we decided to have picnic with some other first years and all of our food is gone now so...yah" Remus explained to him.
"You ATE without ME???????" Sirius shreiked
"Uh.....ya." Said Lily, "where did YOU go?"
"I got sent too Timbuckto and the got flung to Canada who's peoples kicked me to Austrailia and I thought the British hated the Austrailians but it was really the AUSTRIANS who they were enemies with and they got annoyed at me so I got flung back to this room" he finished in one breath. "What?"
Lily, James and Remus were staring at him like he was from another planet (namely Saturn).
"You're weird you know that?"
"And proud of it Mr. Potter" Sirius replied
"Umm...can I sit here?" asked a voice from the door.
They marauders all turned around and said, "Yah sure come on in."
The girl walked in and sat down next to Lily. "I'm Pooja" She had black hair soft brown eyes.
"I'm Lily Evans"
"James Potter"
"Remus Lupin"
"The Black m'lady. Sirius Black. The only hot guy on this train, the one with the best looksand the one with the charming personality."
Lily walked to Sirius and lightly pushed him back to his seat. "I think she gets the idea now"
Pooja turned to Lily. "Why such a small push?" she asked
James spoke for her. "If Li had given him a GIGANTIC push he would have a trip around the whole world for tenth time since summer began!"
Pooja looked confused "what?"
Sirius said, "Just before you got here,I got sent too Timbuckto and the got flung to Canada who's peoples kicked me to Austrailia and I thought the British hated the Austrailians but it was really the AUSTRIANS who they were enemies with and they got annoyed at me so I got flung back to this room" he finished in one breath once again. "What?"
"You are weird Sirius Black." grinned Pooja
"And proud of it!" he grinned
"So Pooja-" Lily began
"Call me Pooj" she said.
"Okay Pooj, are you new to England?" asked Lily
"Actually I moved here 5 years ago I can fake an accent" she said
"Ohh"
"But my parents wanted to move somewhere else out of Wales so we're moving to London tomorrow."
"Oh cool! We live in London too! Magical or Muggle London?"
"Magical"
"Which street?" asked Lily
"Ummm...what was it........oh yes! Magic~View"
"REALLY?!?? We live there too!" Lily screamed
"Really? No way!" Pooj screamed.
"You'll be living in the head of our 5 house cul-de-sac!"
"Whats the cul-de-sac like?"
"Well in the middle of the cul-de-sac theres this HUGE fountian with a pool where you can go swimming and the backyards are AMAZINGLY large"
"And the houses?" asked Pooj
"Like mansions!" Lily said
"So who is gunna be my next door neighbour out of you four?" asked Pooj
"I'll be living on your right and Sirius will be living on your left. James lives on my right and Remus on Sirius' left."
"Well I can't wait for summer then!" excliamed Pooj
"We're allowed to go home for Chritmas too!" Lily said
"I'm so glad mum and dad HATED Wales!" said Pooj "Too tell you the truth it SUCKED!"
"Well you're not in Wales anymore Pooj!" Lily said warmly
"Well lets see what the boys are up too" Pooj thought aloud
"Okay" said Lily and she was about to speak to the boys and found thay they had been sleeping for the past hour.
"Well I guess we could wake them up" Pooj said
"Si and Re will be okay to wake up but we'll have to leave James cause he'll never wake up. Last Christmas he woke up at 12:30 in the afternoon!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Oy Sirius! Remus! Wake up!" Lily said
They didn't budge the slightest bit.
"I've got an idea Lily." said Pooj, "Do those two love sugar?"
"More than you can imagine" was the reply
"Okay. Sirius, Remus, theres a whole pot full of sugar waiting to be eaten by you" Pooj whispered.
Sirius bounced straight up along with Remus and they lunged at something and found that they had been tricked once again.
"It actually worked!" Pooj shreiked
"It always does!"
"Now for Jamsie-wamsie-damsie" Sirius plotted
They tried waking him up for hours but nothing worked they were just about at the school when Pooj and Sirius decided kicking him lightly would work. Or aleast Pooj did. Sirius on the other hand, decided to punch him in the face. Literally.
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM??????!?!?!!?!!?!?!!??!!??????!" Lily shreiked.
"Huh? wha? wha am doin on a trainin mummy?"
Pooja and Sirius laughed "Mummy? Where did that come from?" Sirius howled
"James your 'mummy' isn't here and you are on the Hogwarts Express and we'll be reaching the school in 5 mins so you better change into your robes" Lily said all in one breath. Nothing compared to Sirius though.
After they all had changed. They had arrived at Hogwarts and the first years all quietly filled out of the train in a straight line.
Hagrid the gamekeeper had introduced himself on the boat and led them up the path to the main doors of Hogwarts and knocked three times on the door.
A stern looking witch with her black hair in a tight bun at the nape of her neck welcomed them all.
"Welcome first years, Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
A/N-Well what happens next at the sorting. You might notice that I'm doing almost every minute of their lives. I'm only doing this at the sorting next because theres is going to be a lot of hhumour in this story and the only I can show their sense of humour is doing almost every minute of their lives. Anywayts I've said enough for today and I have to get back to watching the the hockey game Canada v/s U.S.A. for Mens Hockey in the olympics and its the Gold Medal Game too! LETS GO CANADA LETS GO!!!! Bye for now peeps~Ash
Disclaimer-I own what I own, You own what you own and JKR owns what she owns.
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The Marauders~*~Year One
By Ashlynn
Lily, Sirius, James and Remus had found a compartment and began to talk about Hogwarts. And pranks of course.
"Dad said there are GAZILLIONS of secret passage ways around the school"
"Good. My mum said that there are some secret rooms as well."
"Maybe we can use one for our secret hideout!!"
"Duh"
"How do we get sorted, I wonder"
"Theres always a first time for everything" Remus whispered to James and Lily
"No really I'm serious" Sirius stated.
"We KNOW you're Sirius. We aren't STUPID you know"
"Then tell me how we get sorted Wolf-boy" Sirius shot back
Wolf-boy (aka Remus) looked at James for help who was looking scared so Lily just spoke up.
"Really boys all you have to do is put on a hat" she laughed.
So for two hours straight all the boys muttered was getting their parents back for freaking them out.
"Anybody want to eat somethin?" asked Lily
"FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sirius as he lunged, but then James and Remus threw him back and he got flung to Timbukto(sp?) where he ate SO much that the pig got sent all the way to Canada which was a rich country and he went around asking girls out all day and finally gettin tired and got flown to Austrailia, where he didn't do much except for the fact that the British hated the Austrailians they figured he didn't know much history because the Austrailian didn't hate British, they had hated Austrians (a/n I don't know any history so I'm making it up sorry to both countries) but neither countries decided to fight with war and-oh never mind this is about Sirius right so it dosen't matter what happened -and anyways then he got flung out of Austrailia across the world and back into the Hogwarts compartment where the crazy adventure had begun. (A/N-lol! sorry I just HAD to put that in the story somewhere)
"So, what did I miss?" asked Sirius.
"Well you missed the food cart lady, a bunch of snacks, the food I brought, we decided to have picnic with some other first years and all of our food is gone now so...yah" Remus explained to him.
"You ATE without ME???????" Sirius shreiked
"Uh.....ya." Said Lily, "where did YOU go?"
"I got sent too Timbuckto and the got flung to Canada who's peoples kicked me to Austrailia and I thought the British hated the Austrailians but it was really the AUSTRIANS who they were enemies with and they got annoyed at me so I got flung back to this room" he finished in one breath. "What?"
Lily, James and Remus were staring at him like he was from another planet (namely Saturn).
"You're weird you know that?"
"And proud of it Mr. Potter" Sirius replied
"Umm...can I sit here?" asked a voice from the door.
They marauders all turned around and said, "Yah sure come on in."
The girl walked in and sat down next to Lily. "I'm Pooja" She had black hair soft brown eyes.
"I'm Lily Evans"
"James Potter"
"Remus Lupin"
"The Black m'lady. Sirius Black. The only hot guy on this train, the one with the best looksand the one with the charming personality."
Lily walked to Sirius and lightly pushed him back to his seat. "I think she gets the idea now"
Pooja turned to Lily. "Why such a small push?" she asked
James spoke for her. "If Li had given him a GIGANTIC push he would have a trip around the whole world for tenth time since summer began!"
Pooja looked confused "what?"
Sirius said, "Just before you got here,I got sent too Timbuckto and the got flung to Canada who's peoples kicked me to Austrailia and I thought the British hated the Austrailians but it was really the AUSTRIANS who they were enemies with and they got annoyed at me so I got flung back to this room" he finished in one breath once again. "What?"
"You are weird Sirius Black." grinned Pooja
"And proud of it!" he grinned
"So Pooja-" Lily began
"Call me Pooj" she said.
"Okay Pooj, are you new to England?" asked Lily
"Actually I moved here 5 years ago I can fake an accent" she said
"Ohh"
"But my parents wanted to move somewhere else out of Wales so we're moving to London tomorrow."
"Oh cool! We live in London too! Magical or Muggle London?"
"Magical"
"Which street?" asked Lily
"Ummm...what was it........oh yes! Magic~View"
"REALLY?!?? We live there too!" Lily screamed
"Really? No way!" Pooj screamed.
"You'll be living in the head of our 5 house cul-de-sac!"
"Whats the cul-de-sac like?"
"Well in the middle of the cul-de-sac theres this HUGE fountian with a pool where you can go swimming and the backyards are AMAZINGLY large"
"And the houses?" asked Pooj
"Like mansions!" Lily said
"So who is gunna be my next door neighbour out of you four?" asked Pooj
"I'll be living on your right and Sirius will be living on your left. James lives on my right and Remus on Sirius' left."
"Well I can't wait for summer then!" excliamed Pooj
"We're allowed to go home for Chritmas too!" Lily said
"I'm so glad mum and dad HATED Wales!" said Pooj "Too tell you the truth it SUCKED!"
"Well you're not in Wales anymore Pooj!" Lily said warmly
"Well lets see what the boys are up too" Pooj thought aloud
"Okay" said Lily and she was about to speak to the boys and found thay they had been sleeping for the past hour.
"Well I guess we could wake them up" Pooj said
"Si and Re will be okay to wake up but we'll have to leave James cause he'll never wake up. Last Christmas he woke up at 12:30 in the afternoon!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Oy Sirius! Remus! Wake up!" Lily said
They didn't budge the slightest bit.
"I've got an idea Lily." said Pooj, "Do those two love sugar?"
"More than you can imagine" was the reply
"Okay. Sirius, Remus, theres a whole pot full of sugar waiting to be eaten by you" Pooj whispered.
Sirius bounced straight up along with Remus and they lunged at something and found that they had been tricked once again.
"It actually worked!" Pooj shreiked
"It always does!"
"Now for Jamsie-wamsie-damsie" Sirius plotted
They tried waking him up for hours but nothing worked they were just about at the school when Pooj and Sirius decided kicking him lightly would work. Or aleast Pooj did. Sirius on the other hand, decided to punch him in the face. Literally.
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM??????!?!?!!?!!?!?!!??!!??????!" Lily shreiked.
"Huh? wha? wha am doin on a trainin mummy?"
Pooja and Sirius laughed "Mummy? Where did that come from?" Sirius howled
"James your 'mummy' isn't here and you are on the Hogwarts Express and we'll be reaching the school in 5 mins so you better change into your robes" Lily said all in one breath. Nothing compared to Sirius though.
After they all had changed. They had arrived at Hogwarts and the first years all quietly filled out of the train in a straight line.
Hagrid the gamekeeper had introduced himself on the boat and led them up the path to the main doors of Hogwarts and knocked three times on the door.
A stern looking witch with her black hair in a tight bun at the nape of her neck welcomed them all.
"Welcome first years, Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
A/N-Well what happens next at the sorting. You might notice that I'm doing almost every minute of their lives. I'm only doing this at the sorting next because theres is going to be a lot of hhumour in this story and the only I can show their sense of humour is doing almost every minute of their lives. Anywayts I've said enough for today and I have to get back to watching the the hockey game Canada v/s U.S.A. for Mens Hockey in the olympics and its the Gold Medal Game too! LETS GO CANADA LETS GO!!!! Bye for now peeps~Ash
