I don't own the song, wrestlers or the anime characters
"A karaoke? You got us a karaoke?!" snapped Eric. Stephanie nodded as she set the music machine to the rest of the music system.
"Hai! I think we could use something like this. It's a great get together." she said. Eric rolled his eyes.
"As long you don't sing." he snorted. Steph shot him an evil glare.
"Hush you! Like you can you sing! I rather listen to a Britney Spears album than listening to you." shot back Steph. Eric bit his tongue and walked out the room. Meanwhile, Kurt stared at the TV, watching the Gravitation anime series with volume 5 of the same anime in his hands.
"Shuichi is so cute!! I love him!" he cheered, then took a bite of some strawberry pocky, Shuichi's favorite food. Steph wipe the sweat from her forehead and stood up. She was done setting up and adding the songs the wrestlers wanted in. Both English and Japanese. Booker and Goldust took notes as Funaki taught them some Japanese to them.
Lance and William played chess in a corner.
"Yatte(I did it)." she said. Kurt didn't say anything. He was too busy laughing at a scene with Shuichi and his lover, Yuki.
**Rey & Edge's Room**
Rey hummed a little tune as he try out the other eye contacts while Edge was reading a book on the bed. He stole a look at Rey. "I don't know why you put those things in your eyes. They look fine without them."
Rey turned away from the contacts and looks at Edge with one brown eye and one light green eye. "I know, but I like them. They give me that bird-like appearance. Don't you think so?" he said. Edge put his Bugs Bunny bookmark in the place where he left off and places the book on the end table.
"I guess. I just don't like them. They take away the 'real' you. When someone is looking into your eyes, they don't get the whole story." he said. Rey gained a sweatdrop. He never knew Edge could be deep if he wants to. Rey gave him a easy smile.
"I believe you're right. But, we all have our own opinions on things." he told the blonde.
"Thanks! Now, tell me the story about that girl and that big guy." he demanded. Rey gained another sweatdrop.
"You never let me down until I tell ya, ne?
"Hai!"
Rey took a seat on the bed, sitting across from Edge. "Okay, it all started.." he said.
(A/N: You can read all about Rey's tale in a side story, 'It's My Story, Rey's Style.' It would take too much time to type it right now...Okay!! I'm too damn lazy to type it now!! Happy!!?)
**Kitchen**
Stacy ate her sub while looking everywhere, scared out of her tiny mind. Begin a jerk, Test sneaked up to her and tap her on the shoulder.
"Stacy?"
The blonde bombshell yelps as she jumped at least five feet in the air. Test gain a sweatdrop after she landed back in her seat, sub still her hands. She looked up at him, shaky. "Yes?" she asked. Test blinked a few times, then shook the image off, swearing to himself he would never drink a bottle of sake in the morning ever again.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah! I'm fine! Never been better!" she lied, following a fake loud laugh. Test looked around for some help, but they were alone.
"Are you scare of Victo.."
Stacy jumped to her feet. "Where!?" she hollered, looking around in a super speed.
"She's not here!!!" wailed Test, waving his arms up and down like he was going to take off. Stacy calmed down and retook her seat.
"I see." she answered. She took a bite of her sub as Test took a few steps backwards to the door that lead to the living room.
"Well, I got to go. I promise Steph I would....do something." he lied. Stacy didn't even respond to the lie, giving Test the chance to escape. Clouds of smoke followed the running blonde as he zoomed past some of the Smackdown rivals and some RAW friends. Meanwhile, at the door...
"I hate you, Flair! I hate you with all my heart!"
"I hate you too! I should let someone murder you and dance of your body while you still have ten seconds left to live!"
Hunter and Ric entered the house with more grocery bags in their arms.
"Need any help?" asked Steph.
"Hunter snarled at the legend before talking to the woman. "That would be nice. Thank you, Steph," he said, still looking at a snarling Nature Boy." See, Flair? She's my ex, but she still helps me out."
"I don't care!"
Steph, Booker T, Goldust, Funaki & Tajiri took the bags from the blondes and the men went to the mini van to grabbed the other bags. Steph took both men by the wrists and took them to the couch.
"Kurt, can you please leave?"
Kurt looked up at the general manager with a pout. "But, Steph!!" he whined.
"None of that crap, Kurt! Leave! I have to speak to the guys."
"No!! I was here first, damnit! I'm watching Gravitation!"
Steph grabbed the remote from his hands and pointed at the TV. "Not anymore." In slow motion, Kurt reached over to Steph, hoping to stop the evil deed, but it was too late. She pressed the 'off' button and the TV went black. Kurt landed in her lap, sobbing. Hunter and Flair stopped their 'I hate you' glares to stared at the beaten man. Steph blinked a few times as she pokes him in the arm.
"Kurt?"
Kurt let himself fall to the floor, still face down. The three people sitting on the couch and the returning wrestlers just stared at him while holding the bags. Kurt finally pushed his upper body off the floor and remained on his knees. He raised his fists in the air, tears and snot running down his face.
"Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!!!" he screamed. He fell back on the floor and sobs some more. No one speaks for a few minutes, trying to figured out what the hell just happened.
"Yo! He got that from 'Goodtimes!' Yeah! That show was the shit back in the days, dawg!" Booker T cheered.
"Oh yeah!!" the others chirmed in. They laughed as they told each other their favorite episodes, then they went back to their true task.
"Kurt, there's a TV in your room." Steph pointed out. Kurt sat up once again and the water works stops at the news.
"Oh yeah!" he echoed the earlier words and ran up to his room.
"Now, what happened at the market?" she questioned, crossing her legs.
"I'll tell you, Wooo!!" Flair yelled. Hunter rolled his eyes. "It all started..."
**Flashback**
"He's not here."
"Bullshit! I can feel him!"
"Hunter, Shawn is in another country! Hell, he didn't even know we was coming over here!" Ric shouted as he pushes cart with Hunter very close behind him.
"Shhh!! I can't hear him telling he's here!" Hunter hissed, narrowing his eyes as they past the other shoppers. Ric gained a sweatdrop while he saw the others looked on.
"I should never gave you that coffee ice cream," Ric sighed. They went on, grabbing the things everyone asked on the list, until they reached the 'kids area'. Ric's eyes lit up as he picked up a Hello Kitty plushie."Dude! This is so cute! I want it!" he said, throwing the soft doll in the cart. As he ranted on, Hunter stared hard at the large 'Hello Kitty' stature.
"I'm going to get you." it said.
"No, you're not." Hunter said.
"Yes, I am." it told him.
"No, you're not." Hunter protested.
"Yes, I am! I'm the Heartbreak Kid!!" it 'shouted'.
"Well, I'm The Game!!" Hunter shouted back, shaking his fist at it. In one leap, Hunter attacked the Kitty and the 'fight' was on. People crowded around them, whispering to themselves.
"And then..Hunter? Hunter?" said Flair, pausing his funny story. He turned back and saw his champion...fighting the dummy. He gained a sweatdrop.
"Flair!! Help!! Michaels is beating the crap out of me!!" Hunter bellowed with the heavy stature on top of him.
**End of Flashback**
By now, just about everyone in the house was listening to the story and had sweatdrops and blanks looks with tiny dots as eyes.
"I wanted to die." Flair finished. Hunter jumped to his feet, with a wild look on his face.
"You don't understand me!!," Pointing at Flair and looked at the other wrestlers."Shawn was there, damnit! He's going to kill me while you eat your turkey dinner! I'll come back! Oh yes! I'll returns and ruined your breakfast!!" he screamed. Hunter threw back his head and a manic laugh escaped from him. He ran upstairs, still laughing.
"...The sad thing is...right now, Jeff is the normal one compare to him." Matt whispered. They all shuddered, even Jeff.
"I'm scare." Jeff squeaked. Molly pulled him closer to her chest and pats him on the head. With the an evil McMahon grin, Steph looked at Eric.
" You RAW brand is snapping, Eric. What you going to do about it?"
Eric shook in anger and left without a word. Steph started to laugh, until there was shouting from two men as they stood at the top of the stairs.
"Damn you, Benoit! It was getting good!"
"I wanted to sleep!! You and your damn yaoi can kiss my ass!"
"I rather *kick* your ass!"
"Try it!"
The two fought as the still shunned wrestlers and the now stop laughing Steph looked on. Benoit grabbed Kurt from behind and German suplexed him. Kurt rolled down the stairs, cursing as he went down. After he landed, Benoit had an opened smile on his face.
"Never wake up a sleeping wolverine!!" he warned, shaking a bear in the air. It had Benoit's smile, even with a tooth missing. The sleepy Canadian stomped back to his room. They winced after the door was slammed. All eyes were on Steph. A sweatdropping Steph hung her head.
"Fuck."
**That night**
The girls was on the town, Billy took Torrie on a date to keep her away from Dawn and some of the guys with Eric went on the town too. Eric refused to let Stephanie have the last laugh, even when she takes people on the town. Edge, Christian, Jericho, Booker, Matt, Goldust, Shannon & Hurricane stayed behind. After opening the liquor storage with plastic exploitations, they got into the sake and harder liquor, they got drunk.
It was Shannon's idea to have a 70's party. They danced to disco music. Even Jericho and Christian skates around the room.
"..And I got on the desk and did the monkey, buck ass naked." Booker T said. The whole room roared in laugher. Goldust jumped in Booker's lap.
"I wish I was there." he said. Another laugher broke out in the room. Goldust licked the side of his face, but Booker was too drunk to protest. Rey ran up to the stage, grabbing the karaoke's microphone.
"Yo! Yo! Yo! Speak on this!" he hollered into the mic, pulling off his mask. Everyone laughed. Rey turned to the smaller machine and turned it on."I want to sing a song. This song is for someone I really care about and he been with me since I got in the WWE." he said. Edge blushed as he help up his cup.
"I wove you uoo, Jen!" he said.
"I know this is a DBZ song, but I'm going to change the words around. This is 'I Love Mr. Piccolo'.The music started and Rey opened his mouth to sing. (A/N: The translates is at the bottom)
Ja ja ja ja jaan de mou taihen
Kowai kao iguana danpu kaa
Hayai ashi momo ga suupaa kaa
Doo shiyoo--? Te sakenjae
Nooto to enpitsu sotchi no ke
Doboku no wakka de Hey! Jetto koosutaa
Mama yori dekkai koe (Uhyaa-)
Konna koto tte ari?
Arerere Kizukeba boku mo
Suteppu Suteppu Janpu
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro
O-yatsu wo wakuwaku matte 'ru kibun
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro
Nee Nee Tsuyoi zo Tsuyoi n' da tte ba
Pikkoro-San Dai Dai Dai Dai Da~i-Suki
Gyo Gyo Gyo Gyo Gyoon de chou-bikkuri
Tsumetai zo Kuuraa Dorai aisu
Attakai Sutoobu Omuraisu
Wakaranaii-? Te Hashitchae
Guzuguzu shite 'tara shikareru
Chikyuu no medama mo Yeah! Rooraa sukeetingu
Rey started to strips out of his clothes, wearing nothing, but a white thong with his mask logo on the front. He got catcalls and they clapped along.
Nan da ka kami-sama ka na (Dohyaa)
Konna hito tte nani?
Ararara Kondo wa kokoro
Sukippu Sukippu Janpu
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro(Edge)
Buttobi doriimu oshiete kureru
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro(Edge)
Nee Nee Shiritai Shiritai da tte ba
Pikkoro-San(Edge-san) Dai Dai Dai Dai Da~i-Suki
Like a sneaky kitty, Rey crawled over at Edge, sat in his lap and lie across it, facing up.
Pikkoro-San(Edge-san) Dai Dai Pikkoro-San Dai Dai
Pikkoro-San(Edge-san) Dai Dai Dai Dai Da~i-Suki
Rey got a standing applause. He winked at them and wrapped his arms around Edge's neck. Before they knew it, their lips met in a crashing kiss. Both men fell on the floor as they make out. Goldust turned to Booker.
"Don't even think about, Goldie! I'm not that drunk." Booker cut him off.
**The Next Morning**
Edge held his head as he sat up in bed. "Man, the fuck I drink??! I'll never drink that much ever again." he swore. He crawled out of bed and looked down. He was naked and Edge Jr. was standing tall. "I hope Rey didn't mind this." Edge said. He quickly ran into the bathroom to use the bathroom.
""Ow!! My ass!! It feels like someone ram a rod up my ass and screw me with it!!" Rey shouted. Edge looked up with a look of horror on his face.
"Oops."
(Translated song)
Oh, oh, oh it's such a pain.
Scary-faced iguanas, dump trucks,
Fleet-footed, flying squirrels and super cars.
What should I do?
I let out a shout!
I throw my notebook and pencil away,
And Saturn's rings, hey become a roller coaster.
Someone louder than my mom yeow!
Can he really exist?
Even hey, hey, hey before I realize,
I step and step and jump.
Off I, off I, off I go with Piccolo!
He makes things so exciting for me.
Off I, off I, off I go with Piccolo!
Oh, oh he's so strong!
Mr. Piccolo, I love you so much.
Mr. Piccolo, I, I,
Mr. Piccolo, I, I,
Mr. Piccolo, I love you so much!
TBC
**Clips of the next chapter is shown**
Flair: Dude!! That was crazy!!
Goldust: Why are you talking like RVD?!
Flair: I don't know!!
Dawn: Well, if you guys can have some HLA, we women should have HGA(Hot Guys Action). Bravo! Next chapter, 'Spooky! Hunter Tells A Ghost Story' Stay tune!
Rey: Why me, Lord?
"A karaoke? You got us a karaoke?!" snapped Eric. Stephanie nodded as she set the music machine to the rest of the music system.
"Hai! I think we could use something like this. It's a great get together." she said. Eric rolled his eyes.
"As long you don't sing." he snorted. Steph shot him an evil glare.
"Hush you! Like you can you sing! I rather listen to a Britney Spears album than listening to you." shot back Steph. Eric bit his tongue and walked out the room. Meanwhile, Kurt stared at the TV, watching the Gravitation anime series with volume 5 of the same anime in his hands.
"Shuichi is so cute!! I love him!" he cheered, then took a bite of some strawberry pocky, Shuichi's favorite food. Steph wipe the sweat from her forehead and stood up. She was done setting up and adding the songs the wrestlers wanted in. Both English and Japanese. Booker and Goldust took notes as Funaki taught them some Japanese to them.
Lance and William played chess in a corner.
"Yatte(I did it)." she said. Kurt didn't say anything. He was too busy laughing at a scene with Shuichi and his lover, Yuki.
**Rey & Edge's Room**
Rey hummed a little tune as he try out the other eye contacts while Edge was reading a book on the bed. He stole a look at Rey. "I don't know why you put those things in your eyes. They look fine without them."
Rey turned away from the contacts and looks at Edge with one brown eye and one light green eye. "I know, but I like them. They give me that bird-like appearance. Don't you think so?" he said. Edge put his Bugs Bunny bookmark in the place where he left off and places the book on the end table.
"I guess. I just don't like them. They take away the 'real' you. When someone is looking into your eyes, they don't get the whole story." he said. Rey gained a sweatdrop. He never knew Edge could be deep if he wants to. Rey gave him a easy smile.
"I believe you're right. But, we all have our own opinions on things." he told the blonde.
"Thanks! Now, tell me the story about that girl and that big guy." he demanded. Rey gained another sweatdrop.
"You never let me down until I tell ya, ne?
"Hai!"
Rey took a seat on the bed, sitting across from Edge. "Okay, it all started.." he said.
(A/N: You can read all about Rey's tale in a side story, 'It's My Story, Rey's Style.' It would take too much time to type it right now...Okay!! I'm too damn lazy to type it now!! Happy!!?)
**Kitchen**
Stacy ate her sub while looking everywhere, scared out of her tiny mind. Begin a jerk, Test sneaked up to her and tap her on the shoulder.
"Stacy?"
The blonde bombshell yelps as she jumped at least five feet in the air. Test gain a sweatdrop after she landed back in her seat, sub still her hands. She looked up at him, shaky. "Yes?" she asked. Test blinked a few times, then shook the image off, swearing to himself he would never drink a bottle of sake in the morning ever again.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah! I'm fine! Never been better!" she lied, following a fake loud laugh. Test looked around for some help, but they were alone.
"Are you scare of Victo.."
Stacy jumped to her feet. "Where!?" she hollered, looking around in a super speed.
"She's not here!!!" wailed Test, waving his arms up and down like he was going to take off. Stacy calmed down and retook her seat.
"I see." she answered. She took a bite of her sub as Test took a few steps backwards to the door that lead to the living room.
"Well, I got to go. I promise Steph I would....do something." he lied. Stacy didn't even respond to the lie, giving Test the chance to escape. Clouds of smoke followed the running blonde as he zoomed past some of the Smackdown rivals and some RAW friends. Meanwhile, at the door...
"I hate you, Flair! I hate you with all my heart!"
"I hate you too! I should let someone murder you and dance of your body while you still have ten seconds left to live!"
Hunter and Ric entered the house with more grocery bags in their arms.
"Need any help?" asked Steph.
"Hunter snarled at the legend before talking to the woman. "That would be nice. Thank you, Steph," he said, still looking at a snarling Nature Boy." See, Flair? She's my ex, but she still helps me out."
"I don't care!"
Steph, Booker T, Goldust, Funaki & Tajiri took the bags from the blondes and the men went to the mini van to grabbed the other bags. Steph took both men by the wrists and took them to the couch.
"Kurt, can you please leave?"
Kurt looked up at the general manager with a pout. "But, Steph!!" he whined.
"None of that crap, Kurt! Leave! I have to speak to the guys."
"No!! I was here first, damnit! I'm watching Gravitation!"
Steph grabbed the remote from his hands and pointed at the TV. "Not anymore." In slow motion, Kurt reached over to Steph, hoping to stop the evil deed, but it was too late. She pressed the 'off' button and the TV went black. Kurt landed in her lap, sobbing. Hunter and Flair stopped their 'I hate you' glares to stared at the beaten man. Steph blinked a few times as she pokes him in the arm.
"Kurt?"
Kurt let himself fall to the floor, still face down. The three people sitting on the couch and the returning wrestlers just stared at him while holding the bags. Kurt finally pushed his upper body off the floor and remained on his knees. He raised his fists in the air, tears and snot running down his face.
"Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!!!" he screamed. He fell back on the floor and sobs some more. No one speaks for a few minutes, trying to figured out what the hell just happened.
"Yo! He got that from 'Goodtimes!' Yeah! That show was the shit back in the days, dawg!" Booker T cheered.
"Oh yeah!!" the others chirmed in. They laughed as they told each other their favorite episodes, then they went back to their true task.
"Kurt, there's a TV in your room." Steph pointed out. Kurt sat up once again and the water works stops at the news.
"Oh yeah!" he echoed the earlier words and ran up to his room.
"Now, what happened at the market?" she questioned, crossing her legs.
"I'll tell you, Wooo!!" Flair yelled. Hunter rolled his eyes. "It all started..."
**Flashback**
"He's not here."
"Bullshit! I can feel him!"
"Hunter, Shawn is in another country! Hell, he didn't even know we was coming over here!" Ric shouted as he pushes cart with Hunter very close behind him.
"Shhh!! I can't hear him telling he's here!" Hunter hissed, narrowing his eyes as they past the other shoppers. Ric gained a sweatdrop while he saw the others looked on.
"I should never gave you that coffee ice cream," Ric sighed. They went on, grabbing the things everyone asked on the list, until they reached the 'kids area'. Ric's eyes lit up as he picked up a Hello Kitty plushie."Dude! This is so cute! I want it!" he said, throwing the soft doll in the cart. As he ranted on, Hunter stared hard at the large 'Hello Kitty' stature.
"I'm going to get you." it said.
"No, you're not." Hunter said.
"Yes, I am." it told him.
"No, you're not." Hunter protested.
"Yes, I am! I'm the Heartbreak Kid!!" it 'shouted'.
"Well, I'm The Game!!" Hunter shouted back, shaking his fist at it. In one leap, Hunter attacked the Kitty and the 'fight' was on. People crowded around them, whispering to themselves.
"And then..Hunter? Hunter?" said Flair, pausing his funny story. He turned back and saw his champion...fighting the dummy. He gained a sweatdrop.
"Flair!! Help!! Michaels is beating the crap out of me!!" Hunter bellowed with the heavy stature on top of him.
**End of Flashback**
By now, just about everyone in the house was listening to the story and had sweatdrops and blanks looks with tiny dots as eyes.
"I wanted to die." Flair finished. Hunter jumped to his feet, with a wild look on his face.
"You don't understand me!!," Pointing at Flair and looked at the other wrestlers."Shawn was there, damnit! He's going to kill me while you eat your turkey dinner! I'll come back! Oh yes! I'll returns and ruined your breakfast!!" he screamed. Hunter threw back his head and a manic laugh escaped from him. He ran upstairs, still laughing.
"...The sad thing is...right now, Jeff is the normal one compare to him." Matt whispered. They all shuddered, even Jeff.
"I'm scare." Jeff squeaked. Molly pulled him closer to her chest and pats him on the head. With the an evil McMahon grin, Steph looked at Eric.
" You RAW brand is snapping, Eric. What you going to do about it?"
Eric shook in anger and left without a word. Steph started to laugh, until there was shouting from two men as they stood at the top of the stairs.
"Damn you, Benoit! It was getting good!"
"I wanted to sleep!! You and your damn yaoi can kiss my ass!"
"I rather *kick* your ass!"
"Try it!"
The two fought as the still shunned wrestlers and the now stop laughing Steph looked on. Benoit grabbed Kurt from behind and German suplexed him. Kurt rolled down the stairs, cursing as he went down. After he landed, Benoit had an opened smile on his face.
"Never wake up a sleeping wolverine!!" he warned, shaking a bear in the air. It had Benoit's smile, even with a tooth missing. The sleepy Canadian stomped back to his room. They winced after the door was slammed. All eyes were on Steph. A sweatdropping Steph hung her head.
"Fuck."
**That night**
The girls was on the town, Billy took Torrie on a date to keep her away from Dawn and some of the guys with Eric went on the town too. Eric refused to let Stephanie have the last laugh, even when she takes people on the town. Edge, Christian, Jericho, Booker, Matt, Goldust, Shannon & Hurricane stayed behind. After opening the liquor storage with plastic exploitations, they got into the sake and harder liquor, they got drunk.
It was Shannon's idea to have a 70's party. They danced to disco music. Even Jericho and Christian skates around the room.
"..And I got on the desk and did the monkey, buck ass naked." Booker T said. The whole room roared in laugher. Goldust jumped in Booker's lap.
"I wish I was there." he said. Another laugher broke out in the room. Goldust licked the side of his face, but Booker was too drunk to protest. Rey ran up to the stage, grabbing the karaoke's microphone.
"Yo! Yo! Yo! Speak on this!" he hollered into the mic, pulling off his mask. Everyone laughed. Rey turned to the smaller machine and turned it on."I want to sing a song. This song is for someone I really care about and he been with me since I got in the WWE." he said. Edge blushed as he help up his cup.
"I wove you uoo, Jen!" he said.
"I know this is a DBZ song, but I'm going to change the words around. This is 'I Love Mr. Piccolo'.The music started and Rey opened his mouth to sing. (A/N: The translates is at the bottom)
Ja ja ja ja jaan de mou taihen
Kowai kao iguana danpu kaa
Hayai ashi momo ga suupaa kaa
Doo shiyoo--? Te sakenjae
Nooto to enpitsu sotchi no ke
Doboku no wakka de Hey! Jetto koosutaa
Mama yori dekkai koe (Uhyaa-)
Konna koto tte ari?
Arerere Kizukeba boku mo
Suteppu Suteppu Janpu
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro
O-yatsu wo wakuwaku matte 'ru kibun
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro
Nee Nee Tsuyoi zo Tsuyoi n' da tte ba
Pikkoro-San Dai Dai Dai Dai Da~i-Suki
Gyo Gyo Gyo Gyo Gyoon de chou-bikkuri
Tsumetai zo Kuuraa Dorai aisu
Attakai Sutoobu Omuraisu
Wakaranaii-? Te Hashitchae
Guzuguzu shite 'tara shikareru
Chikyuu no medama mo Yeah! Rooraa sukeetingu
Rey started to strips out of his clothes, wearing nothing, but a white thong with his mask logo on the front. He got catcalls and they clapped along.
Nan da ka kami-sama ka na (Dohyaa)
Konna hito tte nani?
Ararara Kondo wa kokoro
Sukippu Sukippu Janpu
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro(Edge)
Buttobi doriimu oshiete kureru
Shupa- Shupi- Shupa- Shu Pikkoro(Edge)
Nee Nee Shiritai Shiritai da tte ba
Pikkoro-San(Edge-san) Dai Dai Dai Dai Da~i-Suki
Like a sneaky kitty, Rey crawled over at Edge, sat in his lap and lie across it, facing up.
Pikkoro-San(Edge-san) Dai Dai Pikkoro-San Dai Dai
Pikkoro-San(Edge-san) Dai Dai Dai Dai Da~i-Suki
Rey got a standing applause. He winked at them and wrapped his arms around Edge's neck. Before they knew it, their lips met in a crashing kiss. Both men fell on the floor as they make out. Goldust turned to Booker.
"Don't even think about, Goldie! I'm not that drunk." Booker cut him off.
**The Next Morning**
Edge held his head as he sat up in bed. "Man, the fuck I drink??! I'll never drink that much ever again." he swore. He crawled out of bed and looked down. He was naked and Edge Jr. was standing tall. "I hope Rey didn't mind this." Edge said. He quickly ran into the bathroom to use the bathroom.
""Ow!! My ass!! It feels like someone ram a rod up my ass and screw me with it!!" Rey shouted. Edge looked up with a look of horror on his face.
"Oops."
(Translated song)
Oh, oh, oh it's such a pain.
Scary-faced iguanas, dump trucks,
Fleet-footed, flying squirrels and super cars.
What should I do?
I let out a shout!
I throw my notebook and pencil away,
And Saturn's rings, hey become a roller coaster.
Someone louder than my mom yeow!
Can he really exist?
Even hey, hey, hey before I realize,
I step and step and jump.
Off I, off I, off I go with Piccolo!
He makes things so exciting for me.
Off I, off I, off I go with Piccolo!
Oh, oh he's so strong!
Mr. Piccolo, I love you so much.
Mr. Piccolo, I, I,
Mr. Piccolo, I, I,
Mr. Piccolo, I love you so much!
TBC
**Clips of the next chapter is shown**
Flair: Dude!! That was crazy!!
Goldust: Why are you talking like RVD?!
Flair: I don't know!!
Dawn: Well, if you guys can have some HLA, we women should have HGA(Hot Guys Action). Bravo! Next chapter, 'Spooky! Hunter Tells A Ghost Story' Stay tune!
Rey: Why me, Lord?
