I don't any crap
~~~****~~~
"Why we had to stay behind? It's bad enough we have to stay in this house without lights, but we have to stay in this house without lights with Hunter!!" complained Goldust. A few guys snickered at the joke as Hunter just stared at the Gold one.
"Hush you! You should respect me!" Hunter snapped.
"Man, you're sounding like the Undertaker." added Booker T, fighting the hugging Goldust.
**Undertaker's home**
Undertaker sat up straight in his chair, looking scare. Sara, playing with theit lovely new daughter looked up from the laughing baby and to her husband. "Mark, what's worng?"
"I don't know. I just felt something. Like, someone was talking about me." he responded.
Sara shrugged her shoulders. "Oh." She went back to playing with the newborn.
**Back in Japan**
"...Okay. That was weird." said Jeff. All the men nodded. All the girls went on the town again, laughing at the guys for staying home and hitting the strip clubs for women. As soon they left, the lights went out, causing the guys to screamed like little girls. The only light was the window in the living room and the moon it was shinning through it.
"What can we do? I'm bored!" shouted Christian.
"I don't know, blondie." said Test.
"Who you calling blondie?! You're a blonde too." pointed out Christian. Test opened his mouth a few times, then shut it, thinking about what Christian was saying, then crossing his arms over his chest after he got it and pouted.
"I hate my life." he thought.
Hunter took the old fashioned armchair and mixed his fingers together and rested his chin on top of them. "I got a horror story to tell if you want to listen." he suggected.
"Oh sweet Lord, Hunter! No! No horror story!" Ric shouted, getting a kick in the guts by Hunter.
"How scary is it? questioned Shannon.
"I still can't believe I'm getting sue by an anime character." mused The Hurricane. Shannon pimpslapped him across the face.
"Did anyone notice Brock isn't here? He was in the room with us when VInce told us we were going to Japan.." asked Lance Storm out of the blue.
"I think I can answer that, my dear friend." Regal told him.
**Brock's house**
"Meow! Meow!" said the gray cat. Brock patted him on the head and sighed.
"I know, Brocky Jr. But, I couldn't find a kitty sitter." he told the kitty.
**Back in Japan**
The whole crowd was speakless and stared at Regal. Regal just shrugged his shoulders
"Let's not do that again." Matt said.
"Hai!" they said together. Booker looked around, not seeing Rey and Edge.
"Hey! Where is Rey and Edge? I thought they would be here." he commented. Kidman held on to his video camera, still can't over what he saw on the camera.
"I think they still talking." he spoke up.
"About what?" Steven Richards asked. Kidman started to sweat.
"Things." he responded.
**Earlier that day**
"Why you still have that camera? You know that camera is nothing, but trouble." Torrie said as Kidman cleaned the camera with a soft cloth.
"My camera? Trouble? That's not true! This camera is nothing, but good." he protested. Torrie looked away from the mirror she was looking and smirked at her friend.
"Oh yeah?" she challenged.
**Back in WCW**
Kidman yelped in pain as Konnan hit him with his basball hat while Rey try to put the fire out on the couch with the fire extinguisher and Torrie just shook her head.
"Stop hitting me, Konnan!! I didn't mean to taped you smoking, falling asleep and burning the couch with the blunt!!" Kidman cried out.
"I'll kill you! I'll kill you good!" he screamed. Torrie sighed, rubbing her temples.
"I think I should talk to Russo about taking me out of this group." she thought.
**Returning back to Japan**
"It was that ONE time!" he said.
"Ha! How about that one time in WCW..." trailed off Torrie.
**Back in WCW**
Kidman with the camera to his eye as he roamed the halls..
**Back in Japan**
"Okay! Okay! I got your point! Stop it with the flashbacks!!," he screamed. Feeling she won, Torrie gave him a kiss on the cheek and walked out of the room. Kidman just sat on the bed, holding the camera. He faced it towards his face. "I hate you." he told it. Feeling bored, Kidman looked in the camera's screen to viewed everything he taped on the trip. Just when it reached the end, another scene had started.
"You was great tongiht."
"Thank you. I try."
You looked so hot in that thong."
"Edge, are you hitting on me?
"Dude, I must be! I mean, you're the only chibi in a thong that looks great."
Two men came in view after the camera was set up. Edge started to stripped out of his clothes, down to his own thong. Rey jumped on the bed and top of Edge. The friends giggled and making out.
"Are you sure Kidman won't mind us using the camera?"
"Nope, we'er boys! I can use anything he got if I want."
"My bad chibi."
"I let you go on that for tonight."
Kidman screamed, dropping the camera on the bed. He moved away from if like it had a illness he could have if he touched it. He watched the rest from the far. After it was done, Kidman was blushing to the root of his hair and had a nosebleed. He slowly reached for the camera and rewinded it to the beinging and watched it again and again and again and again and again. Finally, he did the only thing he knew what to do now. "REY MYSTERIO!! EDGE!! GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!!!"
Edge quickly got dressed in the bathroom while Rey try to sit down without any pain. He didn't have much luck on that. Edge exited out the room and sat down next to Rey.
"You're okay, buddy?" he asked, neverously. Rey rubbed his butt with a frown.
"I guess I can go on with my life without sitting down," he joked. He held on to his head. "Man, what the heck we was drinking last night?"
"Sake." he said. Rey nodded. He stood up and went to the bathroom with his clothes and mask to matched.
"REY MYSTERIO!! EDGE!! GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!!"
Edge fell on the bed, holding his head in pain. He cringed in pain as tear ran down his face. "Damnit, Kidman! Keep your voice down!" Edge cried out, cringing even more. Soon, there was stomps and a burst into the room. A crazed Kidman, holding the camera and breathing hard as he stood in the doorway.
"I got something to show you!" said Kidman. Rey opened the door, still brushing his teeth and wearing a towel around his waist.
"Who's on it?" he asked with the toothbrush in his mouth. Kidman grabbed his friend and threw him on the bed. Rey hissed in pain, then got on his stomach, next to Edge. Kidman sat on the other side of Edge. He showed the flim to the men. By the end of the movie, all three men had nosebleed.
"Oh dear..." Rey trailed off.
"Oh man." Edge said, looking down on the floor.
**Now**
"Don't anyone want to hear my story now?!" Hunter whined. Everyone nodded, moving closer to him while Ric was still holding his stomach, shaking his head.
"Hunter, if you're telling them the story I think you're going to tell, don't!!!" Ric hollered out. Jeff threw a Skittle at the older man's head.
"Shut up!" he ordered in Japanese. Matt gave him a piece of candy and pats him on the head.
"Good baby brother." he cooed.
"Go ahead, Hunter. Tell us the story." Lance told him. Hunter cleared his throat.
"Thank you, Lance," Hunter said. "It all started.."
**Story**
"I want to go home!"
"I want my beer!"
"I want all three of you dead!"
"SHUT UP!!" hollered Hunter as he drove to house. The Rock, Stone Cold and Undertaker pouted after being yelled at like little children. It wasn't fair! Everyone get to have a party at the hotel while they had to an interview. Hunter stopped at the house and cut off the car. "We here!"
As Hutner told the story, Rey and Edge just sat in their room.
**Rey & Edge's room**
Both men sat across the bed, staring at each other.
"Wanna play Tekken 4?" asked Rey.
"Sure." answered Edge. They started to play the game on their PS2.
*Back to the story*
The four men walked up to the door and The Rock rang the bell. Undertaker and Austin started to push each other, until Hunter gave them a warning look. The Rock sighed in defeat. "Why I'm here?"
The door opened wide. "Hello and welcome to my home."
*Back to the gang*
"This is stupid! Can we eat something!?" whined Jericho. Hunter scowled at the Canadaian.
"Shut up!" he hissed at him. Jericho swallowed hard and did what Hunter say.
"As I was saying..."
As Hunter told the story, the guys moved closer together because of the creepiness.
"Then, the guy held up his brother's head and smirked at us, saying "I guess I am his keeper." Hunter whispered. By this time, evey guys was hugging on someone, not caring if the guy was a rival.
""We're home!!" cried out Molly, opening the door. She was met by a head splitting scream from the men. She quickly turned on the lights and laughed with her other females workers. The big strong men of the WWE was holding on to each other, tears running down their face with snot and shaking. Hunter sat straight in the chair, looking at his co-workers.
"Damn! I am that damn good." he said.
TBC
A/N: Sorry for being so damn late with this story and cutting out the ghost story. I couldn't think of a good ghost story right now.
Christian: That was wrong. I think I piss on myself
Stephanie: You and everyone else. The carpet is proof.
Jamie: Join us in our next chapter, 'Hurricane's Day in Court'
Flair: See ya there! Woooo!
Rey: Where did I put that pocky at?!
A/N: Sorry for not proofread this. I'm in a hurry right now
~~~****~~~
"Why we had to stay behind? It's bad enough we have to stay in this house without lights, but we have to stay in this house without lights with Hunter!!" complained Goldust. A few guys snickered at the joke as Hunter just stared at the Gold one.
"Hush you! You should respect me!" Hunter snapped.
"Man, you're sounding like the Undertaker." added Booker T, fighting the hugging Goldust.
**Undertaker's home**
Undertaker sat up straight in his chair, looking scare. Sara, playing with theit lovely new daughter looked up from the laughing baby and to her husband. "Mark, what's worng?"
"I don't know. I just felt something. Like, someone was talking about me." he responded.
Sara shrugged her shoulders. "Oh." She went back to playing with the newborn.
**Back in Japan**
"...Okay. That was weird." said Jeff. All the men nodded. All the girls went on the town again, laughing at the guys for staying home and hitting the strip clubs for women. As soon they left, the lights went out, causing the guys to screamed like little girls. The only light was the window in the living room and the moon it was shinning through it.
"What can we do? I'm bored!" shouted Christian.
"I don't know, blondie." said Test.
"Who you calling blondie?! You're a blonde too." pointed out Christian. Test opened his mouth a few times, then shut it, thinking about what Christian was saying, then crossing his arms over his chest after he got it and pouted.
"I hate my life." he thought.
Hunter took the old fashioned armchair and mixed his fingers together and rested his chin on top of them. "I got a horror story to tell if you want to listen." he suggected.
"Oh sweet Lord, Hunter! No! No horror story!" Ric shouted, getting a kick in the guts by Hunter.
"How scary is it? questioned Shannon.
"I still can't believe I'm getting sue by an anime character." mused The Hurricane. Shannon pimpslapped him across the face.
"Did anyone notice Brock isn't here? He was in the room with us when VInce told us we were going to Japan.." asked Lance Storm out of the blue.
"I think I can answer that, my dear friend." Regal told him.
**Brock's house**
"Meow! Meow!" said the gray cat. Brock patted him on the head and sighed.
"I know, Brocky Jr. But, I couldn't find a kitty sitter." he told the kitty.
**Back in Japan**
The whole crowd was speakless and stared at Regal. Regal just shrugged his shoulders
"Let's not do that again." Matt said.
"Hai!" they said together. Booker looked around, not seeing Rey and Edge.
"Hey! Where is Rey and Edge? I thought they would be here." he commented. Kidman held on to his video camera, still can't over what he saw on the camera.
"I think they still talking." he spoke up.
"About what?" Steven Richards asked. Kidman started to sweat.
"Things." he responded.
**Earlier that day**
"Why you still have that camera? You know that camera is nothing, but trouble." Torrie said as Kidman cleaned the camera with a soft cloth.
"My camera? Trouble? That's not true! This camera is nothing, but good." he protested. Torrie looked away from the mirror she was looking and smirked at her friend.
"Oh yeah?" she challenged.
**Back in WCW**
Kidman yelped in pain as Konnan hit him with his basball hat while Rey try to put the fire out on the couch with the fire extinguisher and Torrie just shook her head.
"Stop hitting me, Konnan!! I didn't mean to taped you smoking, falling asleep and burning the couch with the blunt!!" Kidman cried out.
"I'll kill you! I'll kill you good!" he screamed. Torrie sighed, rubbing her temples.
"I think I should talk to Russo about taking me out of this group." she thought.
**Returning back to Japan**
"It was that ONE time!" he said.
"Ha! How about that one time in WCW..." trailed off Torrie.
**Back in WCW**
Kidman with the camera to his eye as he roamed the halls..
**Back in Japan**
"Okay! Okay! I got your point! Stop it with the flashbacks!!," he screamed. Feeling she won, Torrie gave him a kiss on the cheek and walked out of the room. Kidman just sat on the bed, holding the camera. He faced it towards his face. "I hate you." he told it. Feeling bored, Kidman looked in the camera's screen to viewed everything he taped on the trip. Just when it reached the end, another scene had started.
"You was great tongiht."
"Thank you. I try."
You looked so hot in that thong."
"Edge, are you hitting on me?
"Dude, I must be! I mean, you're the only chibi in a thong that looks great."
Two men came in view after the camera was set up. Edge started to stripped out of his clothes, down to his own thong. Rey jumped on the bed and top of Edge. The friends giggled and making out.
"Are you sure Kidman won't mind us using the camera?"
"Nope, we'er boys! I can use anything he got if I want."
"My bad chibi."
"I let you go on that for tonight."
Kidman screamed, dropping the camera on the bed. He moved away from if like it had a illness he could have if he touched it. He watched the rest from the far. After it was done, Kidman was blushing to the root of his hair and had a nosebleed. He slowly reached for the camera and rewinded it to the beinging and watched it again and again and again and again and again. Finally, he did the only thing he knew what to do now. "REY MYSTERIO!! EDGE!! GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!!!"
Edge quickly got dressed in the bathroom while Rey try to sit down without any pain. He didn't have much luck on that. Edge exited out the room and sat down next to Rey.
"You're okay, buddy?" he asked, neverously. Rey rubbed his butt with a frown.
"I guess I can go on with my life without sitting down," he joked. He held on to his head. "Man, what the heck we was drinking last night?"
"Sake." he said. Rey nodded. He stood up and went to the bathroom with his clothes and mask to matched.
"REY MYSTERIO!! EDGE!! GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE!!"
Edge fell on the bed, holding his head in pain. He cringed in pain as tear ran down his face. "Damnit, Kidman! Keep your voice down!" Edge cried out, cringing even more. Soon, there was stomps and a burst into the room. A crazed Kidman, holding the camera and breathing hard as he stood in the doorway.
"I got something to show you!" said Kidman. Rey opened the door, still brushing his teeth and wearing a towel around his waist.
"Who's on it?" he asked with the toothbrush in his mouth. Kidman grabbed his friend and threw him on the bed. Rey hissed in pain, then got on his stomach, next to Edge. Kidman sat on the other side of Edge. He showed the flim to the men. By the end of the movie, all three men had nosebleed.
"Oh dear..." Rey trailed off.
"Oh man." Edge said, looking down on the floor.
**Now**
"Don't anyone want to hear my story now?!" Hunter whined. Everyone nodded, moving closer to him while Ric was still holding his stomach, shaking his head.
"Hunter, if you're telling them the story I think you're going to tell, don't!!!" Ric hollered out. Jeff threw a Skittle at the older man's head.
"Shut up!" he ordered in Japanese. Matt gave him a piece of candy and pats him on the head.
"Good baby brother." he cooed.
"Go ahead, Hunter. Tell us the story." Lance told him. Hunter cleared his throat.
"Thank you, Lance," Hunter said. "It all started.."
**Story**
"I want to go home!"
"I want my beer!"
"I want all three of you dead!"
"SHUT UP!!" hollered Hunter as he drove to house. The Rock, Stone Cold and Undertaker pouted after being yelled at like little children. It wasn't fair! Everyone get to have a party at the hotel while they had to an interview. Hunter stopped at the house and cut off the car. "We here!"
As Hutner told the story, Rey and Edge just sat in their room.
**Rey & Edge's room**
Both men sat across the bed, staring at each other.
"Wanna play Tekken 4?" asked Rey.
"Sure." answered Edge. They started to play the game on their PS2.
*Back to the story*
The four men walked up to the door and The Rock rang the bell. Undertaker and Austin started to push each other, until Hunter gave them a warning look. The Rock sighed in defeat. "Why I'm here?"
The door opened wide. "Hello and welcome to my home."
*Back to the gang*
"This is stupid! Can we eat something!?" whined Jericho. Hunter scowled at the Canadaian.
"Shut up!" he hissed at him. Jericho swallowed hard and did what Hunter say.
"As I was saying..."
As Hunter told the story, the guys moved closer together because of the creepiness.
"Then, the guy held up his brother's head and smirked at us, saying "I guess I am his keeper." Hunter whispered. By this time, evey guys was hugging on someone, not caring if the guy was a rival.
""We're home!!" cried out Molly, opening the door. She was met by a head splitting scream from the men. She quickly turned on the lights and laughed with her other females workers. The big strong men of the WWE was holding on to each other, tears running down their face with snot and shaking. Hunter sat straight in the chair, looking at his co-workers.
"Damn! I am that damn good." he said.
TBC
A/N: Sorry for being so damn late with this story and cutting out the ghost story. I couldn't think of a good ghost story right now.
Christian: That was wrong. I think I piss on myself
Stephanie: You and everyone else. The carpet is proof.
Jamie: Join us in our next chapter, 'Hurricane's Day in Court'
Flair: See ya there! Woooo!
Rey: Where did I put that pocky at?!
A/N: Sorry for not proofread this. I'm in a hurry right now
