I still own anything, but Rei.
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The Hurricane, Kane and Shannon Moore entered the courthouse with matching business suits(green & black).

Rei(the one I owned)*over voice*: This is the Hurricane. He's being sue for using a DBZ attack without asking. He's here to say 'Where was Goku when Tokyo was attacked?!"

Kanji characters for the words above were typed under the screen. Then, English words were typed under it, translating what the kanji was saying.

Hurricane stood at the stand as Kane and Shannon took their seat in the crowd. Shannon gave the superhero a thumb up. Kane just nodded. Shane swallowed hard, sweating Hurri-sweat. He took a good look around and almost had a heart attack. The whole place was fill with anime characters.

Goku with Vegeta entered the courtroom with nice mob styled suits.

Rei: This is Goku with his lawyer, Vegeta.

"Lawyer?! No one told me I could have a lawyer?!" Hurricane squealed. Rei shot him a death glare that would make Gundam Wing's Heero proud.

Rei*clearing throat*: As I was saying, Goku is suing the Hurricane for stealing his moves.

Same kanji and English are shown at the bottom of the screen. Goku and Vegeta stood side by side, glaring at Hurricane. Hurricane swallowed again, this time with his pride. Finally, the Judge WuFei (A/N: I been on a Gundam Wing fix for awhile) stepped out and sat down.

"Where's the guard that stands there?" asked Hurricane, pointing at the empty space where the guard should be. Judge WuFei shrugged his shoulders.

"I'm the only law in this place." he told him. Shannon reached under his seat and pulled out a huge sign with 'Free Hurricane' in English. Kane got a sweatdrop behind his head.

"Shannon, you can't do that! Most of the anime characters don't understand that." he whispered. Shannon looked at the sign and put it under his seat with a grin.

"Sorry." he said. He reached back under, pulling out the same sign with kanji at the bottom. He turned to Kane. "Better?" he asked. Kane fell over.

"I can't wait for this nightmare to be over." he muttered. Vegeta paced back and forth with his hands behind his back.

"Now, I should start that..." he began, but cut off because we got to see what Chavo and Eddy is doing right now. Vegeta is talking during the scene of the small family.

*At the house*
Eddy combed his mullet with pride as he sing a stupid song about his mullet. Chavo sat on the bed, sick and tired of seeing his uncle and his mullet.

"Who got the best mullet, Essa?!"

"You do."

"Who?"

"You?"

"Who?!!"

"You, motherfucker!!"

Eddy turned to Chavo with a pout. "No need to cuss, Holmes." Chavo threw his face against a pillow and curse in Spanish and Japanese.

"I hate my uncle." his mind cried. Eddy jumped on the bed, scaring the crap out Chavo, then rubbed his cheek against his own.

" My mullet and me love you too. Anyway, I'm going to try to steal Rey's pocky. Wanna come?" he asked. Chavo lifted his head up at Eddy with a wild look.

"Baka!! Remember we did that last week?! That little mutt almost chop my head off!"

"Hey! That wasn't my fault! I didn't know he could pull swords out of mid-air. He is called 'King of Mystery' for a reason." responded Eddy. Chavo let out a deep sad sigh. He lay his head back down on his pillow.

"Do it yourself. If you do steal some from him, let me have a stick." he said.

"Hai!" Eddy agreed, then he walked out the room with the fate of Chavo with him. Chavo sighed once again, rolling over to his back. He doesn't understand why he has Eddy as an uncle. Maybe he did something bad in his past life and this was his punishment. He sat up and grabbed the bottle of sake he brought to help him sleep, which hasn't work yet. Chavo had been sleep walking for the past week since drinking the famous Japanese drink.

"Oh really." he said, throwing his head back while the cool drink slide down his throat. He finished the bottle in no time, wiping whatever left on his lips, grinning. "Hehe." he giggled, then he pass out. As he snored away, Eddy ran down the hall with a box of chocolate pocky in his hands, screaming for his life. Not far behind, Rey was chasing him with a DBZ's Mirai(Future)Trunks' style sword in his hand and a crazed look on his chibi face.

"Come back here! Come here, so I can slide you in half like you're Frieze!" he yelled.

*Back in the courthouse*
"Hey! How come Rey can use Mirai Trunks' sword!!? He should be sue!" whined Hurricane. Mirai Trunks popped up out of nowhere.

"He signed a contract, saying he can use my sword with my permission." explained Mirai Trunks, then he started to pose for the fan girls.

"..."

"Order in the court! Order in my court of Justice!" screamed Judge WuFei, slamming his hammer thingy on the desk. Mirai Trunks quickly disappeared with a very fan girls. Vegeta cleared his throat, thinking a way to kill his son when he gets home.

"To sum it up, Hurricane is a dirty thief and should be hung." finished Vegeta.

"Oh Vegeta. That's not nice." spoke Goku.

"Shut up, you stupid motherfucker!!" Vegeta commanded. Goku crossed his arms over his chest, pouting like a little kid. Judge WuFei rubbed his temples, cursing Duo Maxwell(A/N: For you guys that's not into Gundam Wing, Duo Maxwell is the American pilot and a moron.) for taking the job instead of him.

*Meanwhile*
Duo is in bed, sleeping and drooling. Heero(the Japanese pilot and 'the star of the show') is typing away on his laptop(A/N: You guys thought I was going to make them lovers?!! You're wrong!! Hahaha...I do that in my upcoming Gundam Wing debut. ^_^;).

*Back in court*
"Before we get cut off by another scene change," said Judge WuFei, taking a long drink from his own bottle of sake(A/N: I know he's underage, but why not! This story will happen after the 'Endless Waltz' movie, so WuFei and the Gundam boys are 17.). "Hurricane, do you have anything to say?"

"Yes, I do!"

Kane turned to Shannon and moved closer to him. "I got $10 saying that baka is going to screw up everything and goes to jail." he whispered.

"I got $20 saying that baka is going to screw up everything, goes to jail and be some anime's bitch." Shannon responded. They shook hands on the deal. Hurricane's right eye started to twitch after hearing his 'friends' betting on his failure. Being Saiyajins, Vegeta and Goku hear the bet with their powerful hearing and started to snicker.

"I got one thing to say," Hurricane told the court, walking out to the middle of the room for they could see. "It's.." he started, but we're going back to the house. Let's pray Eddy is still alive.

*Back to the house*
Rey skipped down the hall with his pocky near his little heart, swinging the sword like it's not dangerous. Eddy crawled into his bedroom, holding his bleeding stomach. His whole body had cuts from the one-sided sword fight. He pulled up to the bed, taking out a senze bean(A/N: Something in DBZ that heal anyone from anything) and chew on it. In seconds, Eddy's injuries was heal.

He looked at his sleeping nephew with a scowl, then he saw the bottle of sake. Eddy gained a sweatdrop and sighed. "Oh well. I should take an afternoon nap too." he said to himself. He lay down and went to sleep in a few seconds(A/N: Hey, this is anime driven! Anything like that can happen!).

*Back in the courthouse*
"That's all I have to say." ended Hurricane, crossing his arms over his chest, very proud of himself. The whole place had their jaws drop on the floor.

"The court is in ruling of The Hurricane. Goku, you pay this man $4,000." commanded Judge WuFei.

"WHAT!!??" shrieked Goku and Vegeta. Everyone else looked on, confused. Judge WuFei gained a sweatdrop.

"Sorry! I mean, case dismisses!"

"Son of a bitch!" screamed Shannon and Kane together. Hurricane danced around as the anime characters walked out. He turned to Kane and Shannon and flips them off with both fingers.

"Let's go home, guys!" cheered Hurricane, skipping out the room in the same matter as Rey. Shannon and Kane hit each other, blaming the other for the betrayal.

*Home*
Eddy got a sleep bubble(A/N: a huge bubble from the nose, when the person inhales, the bubble gets small and when the person breathes out, it becomes big again. Damn! There's a lot of A/Ns here! LOL!) as he slept beside Chavo. Chavo slowly sat up, still sleeping. He walked to the dresser and grabs a scissors and going over to the side where Eddy lay.

"Must cut the mullet. Must cut the mullet." he chanted, grabbing a piece of the hair. He started to cut away while Eddy dreaming about eating all the pocky as Rey is standing outside, looking sad.

*Later on*
The kitchen blew up...again because of Jeff's cooking. Ric Flair ran out of the room, screaming like a little girl, running in a circle with his arms waving in the air.

"My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire!" he shouted. Stephanie looked at him, with the others as they sat there with a knife and fork in each hand.

"Let me guess, your hair is on fire." she joked. Hunter quickly dumped water from the flower on the legend's head. Ric sighed in relief, falling down on his knees.

Before anything else could happen, there was a high-pitched scream from upstairs and a pair of feet running downstairs. Eddy, holding his hair in his hand was in tears.

"My hair! My hair! Chavo cut my hair!" he yelled, sobbing. Everyone gained a sweatdrop as they viewed a grown man crying over his hair.

"But, Eddy. Your hair is still great. You look better without that mullet." charmed Dawn. Eddy suddenly stopped crying.

"Really, Mama Sita?" he questioned. Dawn nodded. Eddy jumped up to his feet and ran up the stair.

"Thank you! Now, I have to cut Chavo down. I was so piss about him cutting my hair, I hung him upside on the ceiling." he called out. Everyone fell out of their chairs. Jeff finally walked out the burning kitchen, holding a burned turkey and all his clothes was burned off.

"Can we have take out?" he asked. All eyes turned to ashamed Matt Hardy.

"I'm so ashamed." he said, shaking his head low.

TBC?

Hunter: Hey! This is Hunter! Well, that was wrong on so many levels.
Al Wilson: No shit
Regal: Maybe next chapter won't be so insane
*All laughs*
Hunter: Join us next time, "I'm Leaving! Don't Ever Touch Rey's Pocky!" Don't miss it!
Jericho: I know I won't

Rey: Do anyone notice that I'm getting fan fiction rape here?