This is what happens when you stay up at night and are bored suddenly at 2:27 AM.. well, for me X_X. Here is my random .Hack// ficcie ..yay ^_^.

Our hero Kite and friends are going on a random dungeon adventure, when suddenly Elk starts a conversation.

Elk:U-uhm K-Kite..

Kite:..Yeees?

Elk:I found this interesting item a-and I was wondering if we could search for it..

Kite:Hehehe..maybe a rare item that sells lots of GP?...Or maybe a really strong weapon..or maybe-

Elk:Kite? Are you ok?

Kite:Oh? OH! Um yes I'm fine just fine and..peachy ^_^

Mistral:Peaches!

Kite: Peach cobbler is good =D

Mistral:*nods*

Elk:Um..guuys..I thought we were gonna search for that item?

Kite:=) RARE ITEMS!

Elk:0_o Your expression is scaring me Kite..

Kite:Eer..let's get going.

Mistral:Yay!!!! ^_^*happy for no reason at all*

And so..they went off.. And yes, if you haven't noticed, nothing really has happened yet..0_o;;; Possibly soon something might actually happen that actually matters? In the mean time, let's see how our favorite wavemaster in the .Hack//SIGN part of The World is doing.

Tsukasa:Why me...

Bear:Why me..

*ding-dong noise that signals that an email has been sent is made*

Mimiru:..Why me.

Tsukasa:You know.._ You guys can use your own lines too..

And suddenly..a rumbling sound is heard. What could it be?

Bear:Um..what is that..

And suddenly(again)..golden rings appear before the trio...
Sora:*glares at Mimiru*You could atleast reply to my email..

Mimiru:.......

Tsukasa:I hear that sound..

Mimiru:Wha?

Tsukasa:..The one Bear mentioned earlier..

Mimiru:I hear it too..

Bear:It's starting to get closer..

Tsukasa:Oh my..0_0 PUCHIGUSO STAMPEDE!!!!!!! RUN!!!!

Mimiru and Bear:Eep!

Sora: ;_; What about me?

All three:What about you?

Sora:..I feel so unloved ;_;. Soon though..sooon..I WILL GET MY REVENGE! I AM NOT JUST AN ORDINARY 4TH GRADER! HAHAHAHA!

Bear:Um...wha?

Mimiru:*twitchy*

Tsukasa:..Um..Are you gonna just stand there and get trampled?

Sora: ;_; What's it to you?

Tsukasa:...

Sora:Too bad for you, I'm smart enough to have a Sprite Ocarina! Haha! =P SUCKERS!*uses Sprite Ocarina and vanishes*

Tsukasa:...Poo.

Mimiru:Um..does anyone have a Sprite Ocarina?

Bear:Nope.

Tsukasa:Ran out.

Mimiru:Oh this is just greaaaat -_-..

Bear:Err..we could always run..*points at Puchigusos that are getting closer*

Tsukasa:Crap.*starts to run*

Mimiru and Bear:*start to run too*

Puchigusos:FEEEEED UUUUS!! WE ONLY WANT TO BE FED!

Somehow, this message has been mistaken to Tsukasa, Mimiru, and Bear as the opposite of what they were really saying, which is 'DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!! YOU WILL BE FED UPON!!!!!'

Tsukasa:I'm too young to die!

Mimiru:Um..how old are you anyways?

Tsukasa:I dunno..I can't remember a lot that happened before I came to this game...

Mimiru:Oh.

Bear:I'd suggest you stop chatting unless you want to die and RUN!

One of the Puchigusos:*looks at red sphere thingy 'attatched' to Tsukasa's staff**in chipmunky voice*Hey, that looks shiiiiinyyyyy..

Another one of the Puchigusos:Eeeew! I wonder if it's edible and is as tasty as it is shiny!

All of the Puchigusos:*jump toward the ball, but because there are so many, end up falling on Tsukasa*

Tsukasa:*falls down*Ow.-thud-

Puchigusos:The shiny ball thingy will be ours!*all sniff and poke with their noses at the shiny ball thingy*

Mimiru:*twitch*Shiny..ball thingy?..*twitch*

One of the Puchigusos:Um..ya..we decided it was probably as tasty as it is shiny so we tried to get it ^.^.

Mimiru:So all this time you've been chasing after it?!

One of the Puchigusos:Not really..we were just chasing you from the beginning because we were extremely hungry.

Bear:..That gives you no right to want to fed upon us..

All of the Puchigusos:We never said we wanted to eat you either!!! We saaaid..'FEEEEED UUUUS!! WE ONLY WANT TO BE FED!'...

Mimiru and Bear:*fall back Anime style*

Tsukasa:It'd help if you got off me...

Puchigusos:How would it help?

Tsukasa:Well it wouldn't help..but IT'D BE NICE!!!!!

Puchigusos:OOH!! Sorry.*jump off*

After the confusion, a portal comes out of nowhere..What could it lead to? Find out...in the next few minutes, because I'm nice n_n.

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Kite:Well, we're probably getting close to the stat-

Piros:*suddenly pops out of nowhere*HARK! HE OF FAIR EYES! I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE!!!!!*armor makes clickity-clank nosies while walking toward Kite and gang*

*clickity-clank, clickity-clank, clickity-clank* Ok I'm done now n_n.

Kite:Err..we were just going on a dungeon adventure to-

Elk:Find the ultra-awesome cool spiffy nifty ITEM!!!!

Kite:Well..eheheh..Elk was just talking about the normal items you get when you're at the statue a-

Piros:Item? Oh! Is it rare?

Kite:¬_¬ Er..Elk here is just a bit too hyper..he was just over-exaggerating...just..ignore h-

Piros:LETME SEE LETME SEEE!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE! CAN I GO WITH YOU?!?!

Kite:......

Elk:Sure ^_^.

Kite:Aaargh...that item..was supposed to be mine ;_;..aall miiiine*cackle cackle*...hehehe...=D I know..I'll steal it when they aren't looking!*cackles to self*

Elk:So let's get going =D.

Mistral:Yay! =D

Kite:I've never seen Elk use happy faces and such....nor was he ever interested in rare items..what could make this item he heard about suddenly change his mind? Oh well..doesn't matter..I'm gonna get it in the end anyways!*DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!!!!* =D*cackles*

After a few fights..our heroes make it to the statue!

Kite:Yeeees!!!! RARE ITEMS HERE I COME!!*shoves everyone out of his way*Stupid..stupid..ah yes..this should be the one ^_^..no..0_0..they're all..a bunch of stupid normal items!

Piros:Oh darn.

Kite:...Elk..*twitch*

Mistral:Um..what's that portal up ahead?

Elk:Portal?

Kite:Maybe that portal will lead to RARE ITEMS!!!! AND OTHER STUFF THAT'S USEFUL!!

Piros:YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

And so..the two 'rare item-holics' jumped through the portal.

Elk and Mistral:*shrug and jump through too*

Little did they know..they were going to have an uncomfortable landing.

-THUD-

Kite:*rubs his head*Ow..this sucks..I was the first one to come here..and the first to fall -_-

Piros:Luckly for me, I didn't get hurt because I have super metallic ARMOOOR!!!! ^_^

Kite:...Er..good for you..

Tsukasa:*watches portal he, Mimiru, and Bear saw disapear* Um..who are you peoples?

Kite:WHERE'S THE RARE ITEMS?!?! GI'MEEEE!!!!!!!!

Elk:*looks around at the ground*Could it be here?

Kite:*pushes Elk out of the way*WHERE?! WHEEEEEEERRRRRRRE?!?!?!?!?!

Elk:There it is!*pokes at puddle of green fluid*Th-th-the Aromatic CHLOROPHYLL! There IS some left!

Kite:*twitches*Yooooou....you lied to meee....

Elk:Um..no I didn't..it's still an item..

Kite:It's not an item..IT'S CRAP! JUNK!

Aromatic Chlorophyll:I heard that!

Elk:It can talk!..^_^

Kite:Wha?

Aromatic Chlorophyll:You shall die!*magically jumps at Kite and covers his face*

Kite:AH! SUFFOCATION! Can't..breathe..*says this under muffled voice*HELP ME!!

Tsukasa:Err..

Puchigusos:Feed us!

Mistral:Kawaii ^_^!

Puchiguso:No..not kawaii...feed us!

Elk:*pokes at the Aromatic Chlorophyll*It's all greeeen a-and peeeerdy a-and AROMATICY!

Aromatic Chlorophyll:OBEY ME!!!!

All except Kite, who is currently suffocating:Wha 0_o?

Aromatic Chlorophyll:*jumps magically again off of Kite's face and onto the ground back in a puddle*Fools! Do you not know who I am?! I am the Aromatic Chlorophyll, you shall obey I!*dun dun duuuun*

Aromatic Patches of Grass:*in squeaky low voices*Us too!*makes their way toward the Aromatic Chlorophyll by jumping up and down*

Kite:Ahhh..I never knew air felt this good..

All except Kite:0_o

Mistral:Why are the Puchigusos cuter here then the ones I've seen?

Tsukasa:*shrugs*Dunno

It seems like suddenly everything is calmed down..or is it? Not for too long probably, I can tell you that..^_^. Suddenly in feudal Japan, there has been a..magical portal spotted. No one knows why..but this is a random fic, what do you expect ¬_¬.

Yahiko:Look! It's a..portal.

Kaoru:What's that doing here?

Kenshin:I do not know, that I don't.

Kaoru:Is it safe?

Sanosuke:I don't see why we can't check it out.

Ant:*crawls up Sanosuke's leg*

Sanosuke:0_0*looks down at leg*ANT! GET IT OFFA ME!*jumps back one step from suprise and lands on rock then slips off of it and falls through portal*

Kenshin:That was unexpected, that it was ^_^;;.

Kaoru:Shouldn't we go get him?

*portal closes*

Yahiko:_ Too late.
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Mimiru:There's another portal forming 0_o;;

Kite:Oh yay..*pretends to care*

Mimiru:_ How caring you are.

Kite:I know :P.

Sanosuke:*comes out of portal before it closes*

Tsukasa:Dude..he reminds me of Krim a lot 0_0. The hair..his vest..

Sanosuke:Um..who are you? I'm not in Japan for sure..that's for sure..


Kite:Der, you're in The World -_-.

Piros:Don't mind he of fair eyes, he's just made because he didn't get a rare item ^_^....but I didn't get one either ;_;.

Kite:.......

Tsukasa:His voice is like Krim's too...0_0 HE'S HIS LOST BROTHER!

Sanosuke:..Wha? Who's Krim?

Tsukasa:Someone that plays this game.

Sanosuke:I'm in a game 0_o?

Bear:Yep. A MMORPG.

Sanosuke:What's an MMORPG? X_X

Krim:*walks past them all**waves hand while walking*Hi ^_^.

Sanosuke:..You..sound..like..me..YOU STOLE MY VOICE!

Krim:You stole my appearence!...And my voice!

Both:YOU MUST DIE!*attack each other*

Tsukasa:Should we help them?

Bear:Nah.

Mimiru:Some adult you are_0.

Tsukasa:..A-adults..*remembers his dad and how cruel he was*are...BAD!_ ;_;

Elk:Oh how you make me happy Aromatic Chlorooophyyyyll =D

Aromatic Chlorophyll:You fool! Start helping me plan the plot to take over The World!*dun dun duuun*

Elk:Wha?

Aromatic Chlorophyll:I have to do everything myself..*brainwashes Elk*Now...help me plan a plot to take over The World!*dun dun duuun*

Elk:*voice is mixed with odd robotic voice*Yes, master.

Kite:*looks down at Aromatic Chlorophyll*I'm on to you Chlorophyll..

Aromatic Chlorophyll:Oh..crap..*thinks*Elk! Kill him before he tells all of The World my plans for planning the plot of taking over The World which will be a very smart plan of mine I will plan!

Kite:That's a lot of plans you have..

Elk:I will destroy enemy Kite, fool who is stupid enough to oppose Master Chlorophyll!

Kite:Master Chlorophyll?! When the freaking hell did he tell you to call him that?

Aromatic Chlorophyll:I never did..but..I like it.

Kite:Whatever.

Elk:Die!*uses random spell on Kite*

Kite:Crap!*dodges then gets in fighting stance*

Mistral:*feeding all the Puchigusos*^_^ There. Now we can all be happy =D.*spell hits the Puchigusos*

Puchigusos:O..w...

Mistral:? Puchigusos?..NO!! PUCHIGUSOS!*looks around to find who used the spell**sees Kite in fighting stance and fixing to attack Elk**mistakes Kite as the one who used the spell*REVEEEEENGE!!!!!!!*runs after Kite and hits him on the head repeatitively with staff*

Tsukasa:War around us is coming 0_o;;

Ginkan:*runs into place where everyone's at**sees Tsukasa*YOU!!!!

Tsukasa:???

Ginkan:Tell me now, where is Lady Subaru?! She didn't tell me where she went! She suddenly disapeared!

Mimiru:Err...she probably just got disconnected or something...

Ginkan:I knew that...*uses Sprite Ocarina and leaves*

Tsukasa:X_X. I'm always blamed for everything ;_;.

Master Chlorophyll:I will rule The World!

Kite:*head is still getting hit*Ow ow ow ow ow _. I'm-ow-sorry-ow- _!!!!!

Master Chlorophyll:MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Tsukasa:0_0 I will never look at chlorophyll the same again..

Aromatic Patches of Grass:Fear us! Fear us!*jump up and down like crazy*

Mimiru:*accidently steps on the Aromatic Grass*Eer..opps.

Aromatic Patches of Grass:Now you must pay for that!*start to chew on her socks*

Mimiru:TERMITES! AHH!!*runs around like crazy*

Tsukasa:Eeee.

What will happen to Mimiru? Will Krim and Sanosuke kill each other 0_o;;? What is Sora planning to do to...people? Will the Aromatic-*cough* I mean, Master Chlorophyll take over The World? Find out on the next Digimon: Digital Mon-I mean, next chapter ^_^;;.

Notes:
1)Reviews with insults/flames will be ignored =).
2)I hope you've enjoyed the fic so far, I'll try to make the next chapter as soon as possible ^_^.