You read, you've reviewed, you waited, and now..*drum roll*it's here! Chapter 2 of this freaky and insane fic ^_^ enjoy once more, I like having readers who are thinking this fic is funny. But first, I shall answer reviews before the fanfic starts!

Rabid Pink Bunny-I feel honored ^_^ thanks =). I really don't read crossovers either, unless I know the characters from the anime that're featured in the fic. I wasn't really planning to have many crossovers, if any, nor was I planning to keep them in very long, so don't worry about the crossover problem.

Foxriderx-I think they have the same voice. It says at that Lex Lang does his voice, and Lex Lang also does the voice of Krim.

To Everyone-^_^ Thank you for reading, reviewing, and enjoying my fic. I'm glad you thought it was atleast somewhat humorous :P.

One more note before I start, then I promise, I'll start _. This may seem pointless, but if it seems like I'm 'insulting' a character, do not get mad, for I'm not :P. I'll make even the characters I like like that possibly.

I'm done now, so now you can read on. Watch your step, and don't step on the Puchigusos. They have feelings too you know.

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Elk:Must..obey the..chlorophyll..yes...must..obey...

Tsukasa:*pokes Elk*Dude..what's with him..

Chlorophyll:SILENCE!*jumps at Tsukasa*

Tsukasa:NOOO!!!!!!!!!*runs away**trips**gets up and tries to run away*

Mimiru:*still running around like crazy*

Mistral:Let me help!*uses random fire spell on the grass attacking Mimiru's socks*

Mimiru:AH! NO!*feet are burning like hell**falls into pond thing the raindrop dude comes out of*I feel much better now..*

Raindrop thing:HEY! This is MY POND! No one but me is allowed!

Mimiru:Oh yeah?!?!?!?!

Raindrop thing:YEAH!*makes it magically rain and thunder*

Mimiru:*watches a bolt of thunder strike down towards her*Oh..crap..*runs away from it but it still follows her*

Kite:Sucks for her!

Mistral:You're mean!*hits Kite on the head again with staff*

Kite:Damn wavemaster staffs..

Somewhere where..the .Hack//DUSK characters aaaaaaarre..

Shugo:*in girly voice*Like, Ken! Like, go out with me!*waves around barbie doll*

Rena:*pushes Shugo's..barbie doll away*Like, no! Go out with me!*waves around another barbie doll*

Mireiyu:*pushes Shugo and Rena away*Like NO! Marry MEEEE!!!!! I'm BARBIE! Why do you think they call them BARBIE DOLLS?!

Ginkan:*watching them**thinking*Are they on crack?

Rena:Yeah! Like, high like the sky!

Ginkan:You can read my mind?! AHH!!!! THEY'RE PSYCHICS! AHHH!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WOR-

Shugo:No. We can just magicly see what you say ^_^

Ginkan:Oh..

Mireiyu:DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BARBIE WITH US?!?!

Ginkan:0_0 Hell no!

All three:HE HATES BARBIE! KILL HIM!*all of them attack Ginkan*

Ginkan:AHHH!*runs away*

All three:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!*yell out war cry thing**chase Ginkan away*

Ouka:YES! I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREEE!!!!!*throws ken doll behind her back and it flies through the air*

*Brady Bunch music*Here's a story, about a disembodied voice, it lived in a place with a voiceless cat and a floating girl, after the voice went, too far and hurt Tsukasa, it then began to ROT IN HELL!..um..maybe that has nothing to do with the story but..I just wanted to say that XD.

Aura:*floating above bed like always*Mommy..

Morganna/Voice thingy:Yes?

Aura:Why are you always mean to Tsukasa-Sama?

Morganna/Voice thingy:That evil child..he tried to take you away from me..HE TRIED TO LEAVE ME!

Aura:Mommy, you never answered my question

Morganna/Voice thingy:SILENCE!

Aura:WHAAA!!!!!

Harold:*suddenly appears as an illusion*Morganna! You are being mean to our daughter! If you do not stop what you are doing, you will go straight down under to HELL! *dun dun DUUUUN*

Morganna:Oooooooooh I'm so scaaaaaared *laughs*

Aura:TEDDY!*clings onto the floating teddy*

Macha:*raises eyebrow at Aura*

Aura:KITTY!*jumps at Macha and hugs it*

Macha:*lands onto ground on back*-.-.....

Aura:Let's be a family again!

Harold:*cries*I wish I could..*disapears*

Morganna:MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Aura:No! You're evil, mommy!

Morganna:I know. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

Back to..Tsukasa and everyone else

BT:TRALALALALAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Life is full of happiness and flowers! =D

Mimiru:What the hell?

Tsukasa:*cries*

Mimiru:.......

Sora:*appears*I HAVE..FOUND OUT WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU ALL NOW! I will wait until you all are gone crazy, then Helba can hack into your accounts, THEEEEN...uh...other stuff can happen!

Tsukasa:Gee, that was smart, telling us your plan..

Sora:SILENCE FOOL!

Chlorophyll:YOU TOOK MY WORD..er..WORDS!

Helba:*appears*

Mimiru:0_o;;; She looks..creepy.

Helba:It's not my fault I'm like this ;_; blame the creators for making me look like this.

Creators of all that is .Hack//:It had to be someone.*shrug*

Helba:I hate you all! ESPECIALLY YOU!*points at Sora*

Sora:Meee????

Helba:YOU GET ALL THE ATTENTION!*points at fangirls*

Sora:....You're going to still help me right..I mean..uh..it's not like I'm special..

Helba:No!*hacks Sora's account**makes his name say "I_am_stupid_and_my_account_will_soon_get_deleted"*

Sora:No! Not fair! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

Helba:Yes I can.

*magical portal tears through sky*

???:MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

*Aura and Macha fall out*

Tsukasa:I didn't know Aura and Macha could talk..Unless..NO!

???:Yes! You're going to die for taking Aura away from me! WE'D BE A FAMILY AND TOGETHER IF YOU WOULDN'T OF DECIDED TO TRY TO TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!(Caps is fun, isn't it?)

Tsukasa:;_;..Everything's all my fault isn't i-wait..no..STOP HURTING AURA!!!!

Morganna:Never!

Tsukasa:I hope you..rot in HELL!!!

Morganna:NOO!!!!!*hole tears through ground**hole is revealed to as HELL! Dun dun duuunnnn!!!!*

Bear:Is she gone?

BT:Life is full of nice peoples! =D

Krim:You're scaring me..*magical white stuff is thrown from sky onto him*Butterflies!

Bear:They're acting..unnormal.

Elk:You are all inferior. To the. Aromatic Sugar.

Bear:*sniffs*That stuff thrown on Krim did smell...aromaticy...

Mimiru:Y-Pink is pretty!

Bear:AAH!!! NO! NOT THE EVIL COLOR OF DOOM!

Chlorophyll:How dare you! Pink is my favorite color! I'd be pink if I had a choice..*sniffles*

Mimiru:Bear does not think pink is pretty? B-but..pink is awesome!

I_am_stupid_and_my_account_will_soon_get_deleted:HEY! Did you forget about me?!

Bear:PINK IS EVIL!

I_am_stupid_and_my_account_will_soon_get_deleted:..HELLO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! My name is still hacked you know!

Tsukasa:*running around with Aura laughing*=D Life is so full of happiness now!

I_am_stupid_and_my_account_will_soon_get_deleted:Help me ;_;...

Subaru:Ummm..what-ever!

I_am_stupid_and_my_account_will_soon_get_deleted:¬_¬...

Subaru:Like, you are soooo like lame!

Shugo:Like, ya!

Rena:Like, what he said.

Mireiyu:Like, what she said.

Ginkan:Don't fill her mind with your nonsense talking!*sees that they're talking the same way with the 'likes' and such*AHH!

Shugo:AHH!

Rena:AHH!

Mireiyu:AHH!

Ginkan:...

Chlorophyll:Mwahahaha!! Feel the wrath of the Aromatic Sugar!*throws it around onto peoples*

Shugo:Sugar!

Rena:Hyperness!

Mireiyu:Yay!

All three:*run around every which way*

Helba:Time to leave. As for Sora..HE'S GOING TO GET A VIRUS SENT TO HIM!*insane mad laughter*

Sora(in real life):EEEEEEEEE!!!!! NO!*virus is suddenly destroyed*

Helba:What?!

Tsukasa:Mwahahaha!

Sora(_0 I getting tired of typing extremely long name):Yay!

Tsukasa:Noooow...I have the power!

Everyone:We know we know -_-

Tsukasa:No! I have this power! See..I wish um..that..um..Elk was normal again!

Elk:Yay!*hugs aromatic grass*

Aromatic Grass:*in chipmunky voice still*We love you too =D

Tsukasa:Now I wish Helba would disapear and that the chlorophyll would die!

Helba:NO!*disapears*

Chlorophyll:*still alive*Mwahahaha!

Tsukasa:Um..I wish a black hole would appear infront of me and suck only the chlorophyll in!

Black hole:*appears infront of Tsukasa and sucks the chlorophyll in and disapears*

Chlorophyll:NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Hotaru:Why? Why can't we all live in peace :(

BT:Let's go catch a butterfly!

Krim:Ok!*both go chase a butterfly*

Mimiru:YOU WILL DIE FOR HATING PINK BEAR!
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Yep. I stopping here. What will happen to Bear? Will Tsukasa keep his almighty wishing powers forever? And will Helba come back another time for revenge? Find out on the conclusion next time ^_^. See ya laters.