!my poor youkai! chapter two!

(i don't own yuyu hakusho, or any of the characters, except for the hiei who lives

in my closet)

[this represents author comments]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^chaper two=my kuwabara's struggle for life!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

kuwabara: i don't know if i...can make it...

yukina: get up you wimp!

keri: wut's up yukina?

yukina: not much homie

keri: that's cool

kuwabara: hey, i'm dying here!

yukina: *kicks him* shut up! baka ningen

hiei: hn, something's different about her...

boton: yeah, she's starting to act like her br... *suddenly has a disturbing vision

of hiei saying "if you finish that sentence, it will be your last, because i will

be forced to rip out your voice box. Actually, that sounds like a good idea anyways..."*

*shudders* ... n...nevermind.

yukina: i'm confused

kuwabara: me too

yusuke: yo, you be confused always! yo a dumb punk!

kuwabara: i can't understand you

kurama: it's alright kuwabara, rest yourself.

kuwabara: i'm afraid! i can't face death! *sob*

yukina: that's IT! *picks up kuwabara and starts beating the living -you know what- out

of him*

kuwabara: i'm feeling weaker... all i see is black...

yusuke: are yous makin fun 'a me!

kuwabara: sayonara, ningenkai! [goodbye human world]

kurama: no! before you die i must tell you something!

kuwabara: what... *cough* *hack* what is it?

kurama: I...I love you!

yusuke: yo, that is wack!

yukina: that IS wack!

keri: you all are messed up!

kurama: i don't like my script...

keri: shut up and read! who feeds you!!! answer me!

kurama: FUNimation...

keri: stop being a smart @$$

kuwabara: i love you too!

keri: THAT wasn't in the SCRIPT! *slaps kuwabara with her inuyasha manga*

kuwabara: but i can't hide my feelings any longer!

keri: oh no!

yusuke: yo, will dem two brothas hook up?

keiko: oh my god, weeeeeeeeeee! yusuke, stop talking like that! weeeeee!

yusuke: yo, i'll talk how i wants to b-otch!

keiko: *glaring evily at yusuke* take...that...BACK!!! weeeee!!! *kicks him right in

the gonads*

hiei: heh heh

keri: i love you hiei-chan!!!!!

hiei: not this again!!!

keri: *jumps at hiei and hugs him* yay! my kawaii youkai!

yusuke: *writhing in pain* (in a high pitched voice) when did keiko get here anyways?

keri: piggy back ride! *jumps onto hiei's back*

hiei: maybe i don't WANT to give you a piggy back ride.

keri: but if you don't, i'll get upset, and you know what will happen then...

hiei: let's go for a piggy back ride! *shudders while remembering all of the cruel

things kellie has done to him, including the trio singing "macho man"*

keri: well, it's hard to type during a piggy back ride, but don't forget to pick up

the next heart pounding issue!