heh heh heh, Welcome to my poor hiei!

i do not own yuyu hakusho (except the hiei who runs around in my head while i'm trying

to write my fanfictions...)

--------!@#$%^&*(chapter 6*keri is disturbing!*)*&^%$#@!--------

hiei: you can't honestly expect me to kiss THAT!

yukina: why not? you killed him?

hiei: (i would rather him be dead for this honestly) *closes his eyes, and kisses kuwabara

on the check for about 0.0000000001 seconds* AHHH! it burns! why does it BURN SO!

keri: oh poor baby! *creates a bar of soap for hiei with her special authour powers* *gives

soap to hiei*

hiei: *sticks entire bar of soap into his mouth* much better... (he appears to be foaming

at the mouth due to the soap)

yusuke: yo, yous looks likes a rabid dogs!

tasuki: AHHH!!! help she's after me!

keri: wait, fushigi yuugi characters can't be in this fan fiction! yyh only!

tasuki: but you gotta help me! onegai!!!

amanda: there you are tasuki!

tasuki: *running* oh no! she wants my hot body! i don't know what to do! i can't help it

is i'm a such a lady killer!

amanda: *catches up and grabs tasuki* yay! i love my tasuki-chan! *reaches for his behind*

tasuki: hey! keri's story is rated pg! pg! do you hear me!!!

keri: *uses authoress powers to send amanda and takuki to a secluded room alone* well, that's

that! i guess spin the bottle is over, since kuwabara can't spin...

yusuke: it ain't over til 'a fat lady sings, yo

hiei: yusuke, shut up.

keri: (heh, hiei still hasn't been affected my the potion i planted in that soap... any

minute now...)

hiei: keri?

keri: yes hiei, i love you too! marry me!

hiei: ~.~ nani! i was going to tell you that kuwabara's body is starting to smell. not that

it didn't before he died...

keri: damn, what's going on...

yusuke: look mores soap! *eats it*

keri: NOOO!!!!!

yusuke: ew, i just ates soap!

keri: duh, you idiot! the was the soap with the love potio...

yusuke: hey theres hots thing! yo baby!

keri: AH! there is no god!

hiei: hn, serves you right.

keri: help! the love potion has gotten to him!

kurama: i would help you, but it's your fault my beautiful hair is ruined!

hiei: hn, i love this. your plan backfired, baka ningen.

yusuke: hey! i loves you!

keri: that's just the soap talking! besides, i love hiei!

hiei: baka

keri: *grabs onto hiei* help me!

hiei: no.

keri: that's it! now you pay! *holds him to the ground and starts tickling him*

hiei: no! "hee hee" how did you find out i was ticklish! *giggle*

kurama: i have no idea...

yusuke, yukina, keiko: O.o o.o o.O

keri: oh my!

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hee hee! poor hiei-sama! i love you, mr. hiei!!

poor poor hiei. but he is so friggin cute! ^_^