Thursday June 13th
10:30 A.m.
Woke up with a fright and confused at where I was until I realized I had fallen asleep in the box and mojo was on my head. Now I have a god awful crick in my neck, and a wedgie that I am afraid will never live to see the light of day again.

11:00 A.M.
Went downstairs to get breakfast and to my horror realized that the movers were all sitting around the kitchen table chatting with my mom (who was probably trying to seduce them just to "see if she still had it in her" ). Anyway to make matters worse I look awful (my hair is standing straight up like a horny boy in the prison shower waiting for someone to drop the soap on a rope) and one of the workers in a 16 year old Josh Hartnett look alike, with HUGE arm muscles.

11:01
Eating breakfast alone...in my room...all alone...

11:02
Mojo just drank half the milk out of my cereal and I am too scared to go back downstairs to get a new bowl. What if I walked down and they all shouted "DON'T LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE OR ELSE YOU WILL TURN TO STONE". Of course it would be a dream come true if Josh Hartnett Jr. looked me straight in the eyes, but with my luck I would probably have a booger hanging out of my nose.

11:03
I wonder if J.H. Jr ever has boogers.

11:04
My stomach grumbled and woke me up from my day dream about J. H. Jr. blowing his nose in front of me and then flashing a sexy smile with a tad bit of tissue still stuck to his nose.

11:05
I hope you can't get rabies from eating after a cat.

11:06
In a way, I think the milk tastes a little bit better...

11:10
Jesse called
"Hey wassup Ri-Ri. I missed you did you miss me too".
"I think I have rabies".